i went into the local corner store yesterday, and when i came out, my head had shrunk

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no, really!
my sunglasses fell off my face when i put them on.
is this the cornerstore-of-head-shrinking?
does this kind of freaky shit happen to you?

― donna (donna), Friday, 23 May 2003 06:16 (twenty-two years ago)

the end.

im off to bed, with a shrunken head.

― donna (donna), Friday, 23 May 2003 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

you'll have to replace all your hats too now

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 23 May 2003 06:27 (twenty-two years ago)

OMIGOD THIS IS EVEN TWEER THAN THE CATS AND TEA THREAD!!

(well, maybe ...)

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 23 May 2003 06:29 (twenty-two years ago)

its not fucking TWEE it happened

― donna (donna), Friday, 23 May 2003 06:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Did the Mexican storekeep have a suspicious voodoo dolly hanging anywhere? The steal your soul and sell it for citizenship.

― Scaredy Cat, Friday, 23 May 2003 06:31 (twenty-two years ago)

its not fucking TWEE it happened

sometimes reality is twee-er than fiction, you know!

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 23 May 2003 06:35 (twenty-two years ago)

It'll be the problem Steve Martin's character addresses in The Jerk. But don't adopt his solution because it causes cancer or something.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 23 May 2003 11:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Was it a headshop?
Was he a psychoanalyst?
Did you ask for a little head?
Etc...

― Simeon (Simeon), Friday, 23 May 2003 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

four weeks pass...

Huh?

― SSpeedy, Sunday, 22 June 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

It's probably something to do with the freezer compartment.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 22 June 2003 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

no the overhead power cables, must be

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 23 June 2003 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe your head GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeW and bent the arms on your sunglasses and then it returned to the regularly scheduled head and THAT's why the sunglasses fell off. *rubs hands*

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 23 June 2003 12:06 (twenty-two years ago)

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