Have you ever balded yourself for a woman?

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Yep.

I am naturally hairy. i predict that by the age of thirty my back will be blanketed by my moss like growth.

i became enamoured with a particular lady, who during the course of an enlightening conversation, mentioned that she had recently had a brazilian. having always scoffed at blokes who waxed their chests, i became inspired to match her in all her hairless glory. over the course of two hours, i proceeded to clipper away every single body hair. this was followed by shaving with a triple razor. my reward for such an adventure was to be dumped a week later as i itched like a demon at all the in-grown hairs. where there was one hair there are now three and i am now one the hairiest mofos around.

so ladies and gents has anyone balded themselves during the rough and tumble of dating? and what are people's thoughts on back hair?

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Friday, 23 May 2003 07:13 (twenty-three years ago)

This is a favourite ILX topic. Why is it my own body hair never looks right to me, while on other people it looks fine? I often find myself thinking "they're all looking at my slightly-too-dark arm hair!".

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 23 May 2003 07:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I occasionally wonder to what extent the small amount of visible chest hair I have has detered foxtresses after a bit of Mark-lovin' (my arms are, luckily, not bad at all). But to be honest, I can't think of any times it's made an evident difference, even though I am well above the level of hirsuite-ness *I* consider acceptable on a bloke. But then I don't like body hair full stop.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 23 May 2003 09:35 (twenty-three years ago)

But I'd probably agree to a certain amount of balding for someone I cared about. Ideally with expensive laser treatment that never grows back (NB when this exists, please tell me).

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 23 May 2003 09:36 (twenty-three years ago)

The first person who points out I'm no stranger to balding gets a bitchslap.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 23 May 2003 09:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Are there really men who are proud of their body hair?

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 23 May 2003 09:37 (twenty-three years ago)

chest hair is negotiable, it can look ok on some guys. but back hair...i'm sorry, but it really grosses me out. i would be happy to help a boyfriend wax/nair it, to avoid shaving stubble, as well.

― colette (a2lette), Friday, 23 May 2003 09:54 (twenty-three years ago)

No one has ever wanted it of me. I'd do almost anything for someone I really cared about, and this would be no big deal at all.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 23 May 2003 16:10 (twenty-three years ago)

I love my body hair. Well, love might be too strong of a word, but I think it's a good amount of hair. I would shave it if my girlfriend really wanted me to, but I think she would be a little upset if I did actually.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 23 May 2003 16:16 (twenty-three years ago)

fourteen years pass...

Surprisingly, I can pretty much say that yes I have done something pretty close to the scenario in the OP

― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 September 2017 22:55 (nine years ago)

I married a woman 32 years ago when I had a full head of hair. 31 years ago we had a daughter who is now a woman, too. Now I am full-on cue ball bald up top, with a fringe of wisps around the sides. I'm not sure I 'did this for' either of these two women, but I can't rule it out entirely. There are days when it feels plausible. Would do it again, tbh.

― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 11 September 2017 05:02 (nine years ago)

yeah i've balded myself for a woman, but i'm bald so there wasn't much choice in the matter

― Week of Wonders (Ross), Monday, 11 September 2017 05:20 (nine years ago)

No. I like a nice muff on myself and on my wife. People who ph3@r body hair need to grow up. The youngsters' trend of removing everything freaks me out a bit to be honest.

― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 11 September 2017 11:09 (nine years ago)

perhaps the most upsetting revive of a 14-year-old thread in ilx history, good work dmac

― here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 September 2017 11:30 (nine years ago)

I thought so

― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Monday, 11 September 2017 12:11 (nine years ago)

and on 9/11 as well, for shame

― here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 September 2017 12:17 (nine years ago)

More appropriate fodder for ILTMI.

― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 11 September 2017 17:55 (nine years ago)

I shaved the hand I was dealt

― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Monday, 11 September 2017 20:05 (nine years ago)

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