I'm Not a Puppy, Not Yet a Dog

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My little dog Harry is having his first birthday today. Is he still technically a puppy? And if not, is he finally off the twee hook?

― estela, Sunday, 25 May 2003 12:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Not with a thread title like that.

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 25 May 2003 17:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Did you bake Harry a doggy birthday cake?

― C J (C J), Sunday, 25 May 2003 18:35 (twenty-three years ago)

To see him is to twee him. He has white wool, black button eyes, and a round nose which looks as though it is made out of vinyl. He skips through the surf like a rabbit. He did a commando roll down an enormous sand dune. He has no idea he is small and fluffy, a Gabor slipper. He is a truly ridiculous creature.

We're having his cake next weekend at a joint birthday celebration with his girlfriend. I don't know what kind of cake I should make them. Any suggestions? They like meat and chips.

― estela, Sunday, 25 May 2003 19:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Here are a couple of recipes. Watch out for the Kool And The Gang MIDI on that second one.

You must post birthday photos.

― Paul Eater (eater), Sunday, 25 May 2003 20:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I am a very big dog now! Not a puppy anymore! Bow wow wow!

― harry, Sunday, 25 May 2003 20:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Thanks Paul!

Well Harry, since you are a big dog now you should refrain from running around with my underwear in your mouth when the man is here from Telstra to connect our phone. And from lying on your back in front of him and sucking blissfully on the crotch.

― estela, Sunday, 25 May 2003 20:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Did he object when the dog sucked on his crotch?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 25 May 2003 20:59 (twenty-three years ago)

No, he was yer classic Happy [Phone] Hooker [Upper].

― estela, Sunday, 25 May 2003 21:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I went into my flatmates room to talk to him and I spied my undies, a pair of my undertrouser pants! on his floor! looking a little well moistened. I raised an eyebrow ( im no drama queen ) and he quickly blamed the puppy.
convenient

― jeskam, Monday, 26 May 2003 02:45 (twenty-three years ago)

happy birthday harry!!, may you be granted prudence with underwear snacks

― jeska, Monday, 26 May 2003 02:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I would love to see pictures of this friendly sounding dog.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 26 May 2003 15:54 (twenty-three years ago)

my dog is seven, i thought he was a puppy until i noticed his muzzle turning white and went "NOOOOO! You're a DOG!"

As for cake, there's a clifford book with a recipe for dog cookies. they look like regular sugar cookies and smell, well, like dog food.

― Maria (Maria), Monday, 26 May 2003 20:16 (twenty-three years ago)

I make my dog a birthday cake every year. I use a regular sponge cake recipe, and stir in a tin of doggy meaty chunks before baking it. He says it is num.

― C J (C J), Monday, 26 May 2003 20:23 (twenty-three years ago)

awww

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 26 May 2003 20:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Thankyou all for your suggestions.

I can't post pictures because I don't have any up on the web. I could email one of him to a kind volunteer though, and have them post it here for me.

― estela, Monday, 26 May 2003 21:20 (twenty-three years ago)

three years pass...

http://static.flickr.com/117/288770949_6689995ae7_b.jpg

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 4 November 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

What a regal dog.

― Abbott (Abbott), Saturday, 4 November 2006 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

great pic!

― latebloomer: none of th movies make scence but they r good. (latebloomer), Sunday, 5 November 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

Why has no one posted a picture of Estela's not-puppy?

― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 6 November 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

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