God is a lobster.

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Diuscuss.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 09:55 (twenty-three years ago)

a gurl lobster < /feminist>

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 09:59 (twenty-three years ago)

God is a mobster

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Have mercy on us everyone.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 10:50 (twenty-three years ago)

God's a like GOD man, in the field of godliness

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 11:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I suddenly feel closer to God.

― robster (robster), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 11:34 (twenty-three years ago)

It's also a number apparently

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 11:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Blame Deleuze.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:13 (twenty-three years ago)

LOBSTER WRASSLIN

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 15:42 (twenty-three years ago)

No, god is a spider.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 15:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Godster.

Is this a suitable name for 1) a band or 2) a p2p f1l3 s#2r3r?

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 16:40 (twenty-three years ago)

does god come with the buffet?

― ke[hm, Tuesday, 27 May 2003 17:54 (twenty-three years ago)

I hate lobster, does this mean I hate God?

Either way, I'm not reckless enough to put god in a pot of boiling water.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 17:56 (twenty-three years ago)

"YE WHO KNEELETH NOT BEFORE ME I SHALL VERILY SMITE WITH HOLY VENGEANCE FROM UPON HIGH!"
http://www.mainelobsterpromo.com/images/lobster.gif

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 17:56 (twenty-three years ago)

'Whoso eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, hath eternal life'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 18:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Life is a highway.

― NA. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 18:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Word on the street is the Puritans wouldn't eat lobsters. (This because they thought the crustaceans were enormous insects, but stil...you have been warned.)

― Fivvy (Fivvy), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 19:07 (twenty-three years ago)

mmmmmmmmm, lobster.
mmmmmmmmm, garlic.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm garlic enhanced seafood.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 19:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Lobsters mate for life. FACT.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 19:59 (twenty-three years ago)

sandman and death to thread

― ke[hm, Tuesday, 27 May 2003 20:03 (twenty-three years ago)

"I don't really like Lobster!"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 20:04 (twenty-three years ago)

sandman and death to thread

They are out trying to have sex with girls and drinking pints like most normal blokes.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 20:06 (twenty-three years ago)

In the ol' days on Long Island, it was illegal to feed your servants lobster.

Nobody really ate lobster (except, like, poor people) until the 1920s.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 27 May 2003 20:08 (twenty-three years ago)

We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam

Down, down

Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'

Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Muscles flexin'
Flippers flippin'

Down, down

Let rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'
Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhale
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Duh, where do you think my nation-state got its name?

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:52 (twenty-three years ago)

God is a lobster = god is good with garlic and butter?
God Thermidore...

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I believe Anthony maintains that god is a wombat. I'm not sure which I think is more plausible.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 11:06 (twenty-three years ago)

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