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asheton kutcher is dating demi moore! & lisa marie presley likes rough sex!

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

bob hope is turning 100 on thursday!

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 12:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Jay-Z has a farm in Norway where he keeps goats!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

bird off soap reviews on breakfast telly seen in crouch end chippy

― Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Jemini will be put in stocks in Trafalgar Square and pelted with rotten fruit and dead cats on Friday!

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw, the poor dears. I heart Jemini.

― Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

No love for the dead cats, Alan?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

George Clooney and Mark Wahlberg are a couple!

― no, really. (gcannon), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Item!

(um, nothing, I just wanted to say "Item!")

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

My sources tell me that her off of the telly is thinking of re-painting her front room.

― Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Banners is not a chippy, it's a cafe/bar/restaurant type place. Get your facts right.

― Emma, Tuesday, 27 May 2003 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Item! The Electric Six lost two bandmembers!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

So they were the Electric Eight or they're now the Electric Four?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

inside sources tell me that the asheton-demi hookup is an elaborate punk'd prank!!!!

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 22 August 2003 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)

okay, Vinnie Jones and Brad Renfro and Charice (or possibly Chanice or Chalice, some euro-FHM-model starlet) have all been hanging out at my local pub.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Sunday, 24 August 2003 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Mariska Hargitay's dad might not be Mickey Hargitay.

― rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 24 August 2003 01:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Marlon Brando is my grandfather!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Sunday, 24 August 2003 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, considering how many illegitimate children he's fathered, Brando is very close to being everyone's grandfather.

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Sunday, 24 August 2003 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

Jen and Ben canceled their wedding plans!

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 11 September 2003 12:52 (twenty-two years ago)

The Fuzz is after 50 Cent following a shooting incident in a Jersey Hotel!

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 11 September 2003 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Who cares? I just wanna see those celebs with sweat patches & cellulite. You gotta love heat magazine!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 11 September 2003 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't think big celebs really have relationships. they're more like corporate mergers. kinda like when they got rock hudson to marry and have kids.

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Thursday, 11 September 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael Douglas and his wife are thought to be wrecking havoc with the world's magnetic fields as the age gap between them correlates directly with the age of Catherine and their first born child. As a result, the average gravitas of the Northern hemisphere's leylines is at an all time high

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 11 September 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael Jackson was a speed demon in the sack according to Lisa Marie Presley. however in order to make love he had to bathe in yak's milk for up to 17 hours beforehand whilst chanting the lyrics to the collected works of Toyah Wilcox, adding the occasional 'hee-hee' and 'shamone' where appropriate.

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 11 September 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

David Bellamy's beard hides a hideous blemish in the shape of a carnival horse

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 11 September 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Justin Timberlake's bones are completely hollow and are filled with a sweet, sugary liquid. Horses are often attracted to him for the liquid and attempt to severely injure him in the hope that some of that sweet sweet goo will seep out through the wounds, and then the licking can begin.

― Chriddof (Chriddof), Thursday, 11 September 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Every Monday morning Jon Savage rubs his teeth, tongue and gums vigorusly with vanilla essence thrice, leaving a gap of 15 minutes between each rub. After doing so, he goes to his part time job as a cashier at Sainsbury's and uses his vanilla-scented mouth to pick up the various items and run them through the bar scanner. "Vanilla-so-goody-goody!" he cries before biting each item of produce.

― Chriddof (Chriddof), Thursday, 11 September 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Gary Cole is going to be the new Vice President on the West Wing this year.
"Mr. President, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?"

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 11 September 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

aw i was hoping it would be Gary Coleman - "Wutchoo talkin bout State Secretary?"

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 11 September 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

What ! No gossip 'bout CdeB????

― Gale, Friday, 12 September 2003 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

AWWWWWW

― Gale, Friday, 12 September 2003 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Chico DeBarge?

― Nicolars (Nicole), Friday, 12 September 2003 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't get discouraged, the man don't feel the rhythm of the night.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 12 September 2003 05:38 (twenty-two years ago)

buttercup is actually the nice one in real life, it's bubbles who's the bitch

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 12 September 2003 06:48 (twenty-two years ago)

five months pass...

http://www.deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/charlize_theron/charlize_smoking.jpg

Charlize celebrates by smoking weed through apple at Oscar party! (best way to smoke btw!)

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 10:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyone know who the blind items about "young actor from blockbuster movie" being indescreet with his boyfriend are about? Orlando Bloom?

― anode (anode), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 11:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Call me nieve, but why through an apple?

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)

steve nieve?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

neive?

Nieive?

Niev?

Call me uneducated, but why through an apple?

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 12:01 (twenty-two years ago)

naïve

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 12:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Naive.

dunno.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 12:04 (twenty-two years ago)

it's the bong recommended by 4 out of 10 doctors

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, I now have two questions.

1) But . . . why an apple? What properties does an apple have that make it preferred bong material?

2) How do I do the two dots above the i, like in naive? (yay! Mummy, I learnt to spell today!)

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 12:14 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.rzuser.uni-heidelberg.de/~jk0/oldfield/pic/guest/document.jpg

is the real dad of a certain Britpopper, or so say the pundits of doom.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Suzy, your picture is not showing up on my computer.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Nicole, this pains me so much! Check your hotmail and report back with smaller, equally-youthful pic - and keep it google- and lawyer-proof please!

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I see the picture and I can't guess the connection.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned, do you mean that person doesn't look EXACTLY like a hippy version of mine, yours, Kate's, Nicole's and Ally's shared twunt of a whipping boy?

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, it DID cross my mind for a second. But something about the face suggests more a couple of doofuses out here I know. Did Ayers ever tour OC?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Oops, *cough*, did A Certain Person etc.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Now I really couldn't answer that. However their manager back in the late 60s might have an idea, but I've forgotten his name.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Ooh, that does make a lot of sense. Good for KA, I wouldn't take any responsibility for such cretinous offspring either.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

How bald is KA now?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

KA 2002:

http://www.clearspot.jp/images/image6.jpg

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

oh god, the kevin ayers damon albarn rumour again!

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

where did that one actually originate, because i heard it first nearly 10 years ago, and it must be older than that surely?

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I need to start a rumor about Gareth's parentage.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

gotta be the UPS man.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

haha!

― stockholm cindy brown (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Gareth! As rumours go it's pretty strong, I think (although considering what I do and which people close to them I know, it was hardly going to be mentioned in the company I keep). KA managed by the 'other' KA for a start, and at the relevant times. The 'other' KA was introduced to me once and looks like David bloody Dickinson. I also met his lovely wife, who is slim and gingery. Make of that what you will.

Shame if it is the case, though, as the 'other' KA seems a very nice man.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

you'll be telling us that Courtney Love was conceived at a Greatful dead concert next!

― chris (chris), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Spawned would be the word I would use.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

How could she?
http://hasumd.tripod.com/claire3.jpg

How could he?
http://images.chron.com/content/news/photos/03/09/30/crudup.jpg

And what about her?
http://crazy4cinema.com/Actress/imgs/mlparker.jpg

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe it was because of the curse of Princess Mononoke.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

If you are going to go out with a teenager
http://www.tucsonweekly.com/tw/2001-11-22/curr3-1.gif
shouldn't you pick one who hasn't morphed into a 35-yr-old overnight?
http://nandotimes.nandomedia.com/ips_rich_content/195-venice.jpg

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Not to mention her electro-clash phase
http://att.eonline.com/Facts/People/Photos/fs.johanssen.scarlett.jpg

Is she rebelling against Sophia's influence? How Sofia must rankle when she turns up at the awards events looking the way she does.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Mary, who is Tripod?

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I think there may be a feud between Scarlett and Sofia, Sofia has never thanked her in any of her awards speeches but goes out of her way to lavishly praise everyone else involved with LIT.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

scarlett's looking a little brigitte nielsen-esque there.

http://espn-i.starwave.com/media/pg2/2001/1212/photo/brig.jpg

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

(xpost w/ other picture)

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, Suzy, Tripod was either Benicio Del Toro, Mondo Scarlett, or nü-Scarlett. I can totally see there being a feud. I'd be mad at SC too if she made me where those stupid panties for half the movie. Oh, I think I'll just lounge around the Park Hyatt in my TSE Cashmere cardigan and overpriced pale pink underwear. It's very comfortable this way.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

That's Pink!

― Leee the Lee (Leee), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

ten months pass...

HOLA BRIGITTE TU EST BELLE JE T AIME BEAUCOUP JE T ADORE

― SCHEUREN MICHEL, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

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