NickJSouthall: wow
NickJSouthall: a bull in a china shop
NickJSouthall: there actually was one in an antique shop in lancaster today
NickJSouthall: polliss had to kill it
NickJSouthall: gutted
NickJSouthall: that's the best new story of the day
sucette66: i r rosemary
NickJSouthall: hey rosemary
beachballs4sale: how very sad
NedRaggett: Strange
NickJSouthall: a friend of mien sells bull sperm
beachballs4sale: it would be awful to be a bull in a china shop
NickJSouthall: it's very expensive
beachballs4sale: to keep bumping into things and not be able to stop because you're just too big and bulky, and everyone yelling at you
NickJSouthall: really big/sexy bulls can sell their sperm for thousands of pounds a shot
NedRaggett: Can they name their own price?
NickJSouthall: i'm not making this up
NedRaggett: That's a talented bull.
NickJSouthall: i doubt it
NickJSouthall: i think they need agents
Phil Two Hi: hey kirste
NickJSouthall: i think that's what paul does
NedRaggett: Those darn agents!
NickJSouthall: they always take a cut
beachballs4sale: hi phil
NickJSouthall: which can be risky for your avergae sperm-donating bull
NedRaggett: snip snip
NickJSouthall: imagine the poor bugger who has to collect it though
NickJSouthall: they have a fake female bull
NickJSouthall: i mean COW
NickJSouthall: lol
NedRaggett: Eurgh
NickJSouthall: and they tether the bull near it
NickJSouthall: and parade real cows in front of him
NickJSouthall: all sexy like
NedRaggett: Oh dear oh dear
NickJSouthall: till he gets frunpty
MonolithMonsters: brb
NickJSouthall: and then they get him to hump the fake cow
NickJSouthall: inside which there is
NickJSouthall: and this is TRUE paul told me so
NickJSouthall: a little man with a jar and a towel
SeanCarruthers: Back later
NickJSouthall: best job evah
NickJSouthall: bull spunker
NedRaggett: Imagine hiring Tiny Bull Sperm Collecting Men.
NickJSouthall: "it's inside work with no heavy lifting. well, maybe some. if it's a big bull"
NickJSouthall: "here are your goggles and towel and jar"
NedRaggett: Truly not what I expected to be discussing today
NickJSouthall: Masculine-Bovine Seminal Fluid Extraction Technician
NickJSouthall: i bet that's how they advertise
NickJSouthall: "nned to be small and quite brave"
NedRaggett: I think we've disgusted everyone else in the chat. ;-)
NickJSouthall: quite possibly
Aimee7672: I really love walking away from the computer and coming back to things like this - damn y'all crack me up
beachballs4sale: yeah, lunchtime is over now
NickJSouthall: ehehehehehe
NedRaggett: Rah!
NickJSouthall: glad to be of service aimee
Aimee7672: to me or the bull, sug?
NedRaggett: !!!
NedRaggett: El kinko
NickJSouthall: ehehehehe
NickJSouthall: both
NickJSouthall: can we cut and paste this and post it as a thread for all to see?
NedRaggett: John Darnielle!
NedRaggett: Rah!
Aimee7672: I think you have to
NickJSouthall: i'll get to it
NedRaggett: Hey, you have to ask my permission!
NickJSouthall: go on then
NedRaggett: *permission granted*
― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 17:11 (twenty-three years ago)