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― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

AKA The Orgasmatron.

I love that thing.

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

It does. Oh yes it does. My grandma has one. You have to get someone else to do it for the full effect. I mean someone besides my grandma, she's not for rent you know. Sheesh.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

but why is it advertised by emma bunton and gordon mcqueen?

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

< /pissed uk-centric comparisons>

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

kind of like
http://www.pussysnorkel.com/images/jadenew.jpg
The Pussy Snorkel

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan to thread. My sanity to a corner, to whimper.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

This picture so made my week.

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

My first thoughts:

Hey, I have those shoes.
He looks like a deranged bee.

Then,

damn...

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that the guy from Insomniac? If yes, he's damn lucky to be getting any.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

The Tingler = LSD (in the movie, that is)

The Orgasmatron doesn't 'work' on everyone.

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Carey has rendered my presence on ILE irrelevant. That's just fantastic.

Is no one else distressed by the fact that that site sells LOVE PAWS (TM)?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

pfft "best head massager in the world"??

http://www.everythingforlove.com/public_html/new/images/tingler1.jpg

http://www.sudftw.com/ting-ani.gif

― jones (actual), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I will mention but refuse to post graphics of the famous CHIN DONG

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I remember my joy on first finding out about the pussy snorkel (it comes in glow in the dark). I dutifully e-mailed my boyfriend the link where upon he told me that he ordered 2 of them. Imagine little Carey finding out that her boyfriend was JOKING 2 weeks later when she asked him if it ever came in the mail. And people wonder why I'm so mean to him sometimes.

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

You mean you were looking forward to that more than him?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn straight. Someone would've gotten hurt though from all the laughing. But now we'll never know (FYI my birthday is in June.)

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Can you put that on an Amazon wish list?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, but only very carefully.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 02:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Carey, why would your boyfriend need two?

― hstencil, Wednesday, 28 May 2003 02:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm still trying to understand the Tingler, much less the Pussy Snorkel.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

famous last words

― slutsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

pussy snorkel? a real man would just hold his breath

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

A real man would INHALE.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

*snort*

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 03:38 (twenty-two years ago)

ESOJ is a Real Man! (and limber and great at multitasking)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

God, this thread is so disturbing.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

That wire thingy is just mildly irritating, I think.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

And I think to myself, what a wonderful world...

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I am disappointed that no one is discussing the LOVE PAWS(TM), or is every just blase about erotic pet massage?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sorry Dan, I normally would, but fercryinoutloud a PUSSY SNORKEL!!!! Why do I not already own one!?!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

dan why bother when that 2nd tingler upthread can also love yr pet long-time

― jones (actual), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

You need 2 because one comes in glow in the dark and the other is regular.

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

No wonder aliens keep kidnapping Earth women; chicks dig antennae.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

If you need a pussy snorkel, you're doing something wrong.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.snorkelcat.com/images/scatlogo2.gif

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I think they should invent tingly shoes. Thank you and good night.

― jewelly (jewelly), Thursday, 29 May 2003 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

no pussy snorkel is complete without
http://www2.pulsetv.com/dw/Simpsons_banner.JPG

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 30 May 2003 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

oh my GOD i want one

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 30 May 2003 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I have one of those orgasmatron things. I'm considering suing the company under the Trades Description Act.

― C J (C J), Friday, 30 May 2003 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

No wonder aliens keep kidnapping Earth women; chicks dig antennae.

http://www.theresidents.co.uk/theme/ickyflix/ik10.jpg

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Friday, 30 May 2003 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Honour The Eyeball!

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Friday, 30 May 2003 06:16 (twenty-two years ago)

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