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surely this won't be as successful as its sister thread, but, still, let's give it a try, shall we...

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Least Favorite Thread I've Started: this one

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favourite itch: jock.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite song ever: Rock Lobster

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite co-worker: GayBob

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite thing to do when you don't have a job: look for a job

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite actor to star opposite an orangutan in a film: Clint Eastwood.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite vegetable: zucchini

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite fruit: grapefruit

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite thing to open up your grapefruit to find it filled with instead of grapefruit: beef.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

least favorite post on this thread: the Rock Lobster one.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't help it, I hate it and I always have.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite dream: the one about my teeth falling out.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favourite dog breed: Sheltie

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite packing discovery: the calendar my mother sent me for Christmas at some point, with family photos for each month (which is fine) with a photo of me for the cover (which is not fine, hence its listing here: the photo is of me, age five, poking an inner tube with a stick at the beach on Squam Lake, bending over wearing Fruit of the Loom underwear).

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite thing to eat: Liver.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite thing on my desk: The sticky note that says "Derivative contract for Greyhound deal / Tax ID for P2"

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite governmental agency (emphasis on 'mental'): IRS

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite tattoo: the dragon's head on the back of my shoulder.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite thing which has been stuck in my head all afternoon: Lindsey-the-lawyer-from-Angel singing "Kodachrome."

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite way to die: either starvation or drowning.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite thing about today: some fucko keeps calling me. When I let my machine pick it up he doesn't leave a message; when I answer he hangs up; when I dial Star 69 I'm told the caller's number is "unavailable or private."

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite American Gladiators game: Powerball.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite table I have unwittingly boxed in with boxes: the one I unwittingly boxed in with boxes. Dude, I only have one table.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite John Adams: John Quincy Adams, that derivative motherfucker.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favourite NFL team: New York Giants

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite post ever: the one about the Giants.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite NFL team: THOSE PACKER BITCHEZ

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favourite carvery: The Trumpet in Weston Favell.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favourite member of Green Day: Mike Dirnt

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite anything: ILX cos the Bucs are the real enemies you fuxors.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favourite person who just missed a penalty in the Champions League final: David Trezeguet

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite thing about my new car: the FACT THAT THE SIDE IS CAVED IN

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite thing about my boss L: she's been drinking coffee this morning - which I don't let her have - and she is racing around being an asshole. On crack.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

(And yeah, I actually do have to police her like that... what am I, your fucking MOTHER?)

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite shot: Jaegermeister

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite cocktail (though I like the name): Slow Comfortable Screw

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite hair color I've had so far in my life: blue

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

My own least favorite teenage hairstyle: green mohawk

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite East Coast state to drive through: Connecticut

― daria g, Wednesday, 28 May 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite Disney movie: Hercules

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite airport, and really, I can't type this with enough venom: Newark

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

SECONDED! Newark can eat a bag of monkey dicks.

Least favorite chain restaurant: Friday's.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite Disney movie: The Hunchback of Notre Dame

(I am such a baby, as soon as they all started making fun of him, I started to cry. God. There I was with my 5 year old goddaughter, sobbing saying "Oh Lena, it's not fair.... don't ever treat people that way..." She looked at me like I had lost. my. mind.)

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

The only time my flights were NOT delayed by at least 3 hours at Newark (and once it was 7), I had to RUN for the gate at the opposite end of the terminal. Newark can eat my fuc.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Ho ho ho--only 7? I was once delayed 17 hours trying to fly back into Newark.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I will third the Newark airport hate. When I have to trek to the Forbidden North for occasional Christmases, I try to plan around Newark and go through Baltimore so I can get a Nathan's hot dog instead of A BUCKET OF SHEER HELL.

But they don't make Nathan's hot dog nuggets anymore, which is my least favorite thing abuot Nathan's.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to fly through Newark every summer going from Maine to LA - It was hell. Once in from London, the plane was 10 hours late, they told me I was at the right gate because they changed their minds about 5 times, and when I went to get on the plane - hearing the final boarding announcement for the other flight - they said ohh, oopsie, sorry! I hadda run for that one, too. Goddammit, Newark makes me run! NEWARK IS THE DEVIL'S AIRPORT.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

And this one you knew was coming - least favorite carbonated beverage (and I use the term loosely): Moxie.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite cute animal picture that's forwarded by a co-worker at least once per week: the partially shaved cat.

― Chris H. (chrisherbert), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

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least favourite people: those i have to share the tram with on the way to work in the morning

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 29 May 2003 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Both of them. At different times.

Bite me.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 29 May 2003 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

isn't that your job, bitey mac?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 29 May 2003 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but the 'bite me' part is one of the perks.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 29 May 2003 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

*ear nibble*

Does that count?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 29 May 2003 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

NO.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 29 May 2003 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

*neck bite*

How bout that?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 29 May 2003 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

fucking vampires.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 29 May 2003 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoa, one step at a time, lady.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 29 May 2003 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

More of the same:

LEAST FAVORITE
underwear: white jockey shorts
ice cream I have eaten more than once: Rocky Road
Nancy Spungen look-a-like: Courtney Love
thing to do with my wife: shopping (or listening to anything she has to say... ha ha)
band to hear on the Radio: Foo Fighters and/or any other Dave Grohl related "project"
activity at work: watching one of the micro techs clean their ears with sterile cotton tipped applicator sticks
instrument: drum machine
band from New Jersey: Bon Jovi
names for a radio station: Alice (SF CA); The Beach (SD CA); The Hawk (Central Valley, CA)

― Roman (Roman), Thursday, 29 May 2003 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

least favourite guitar effect: chorus. followed by flange

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 29 May 2003 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

least favorite terminal illness: cancer.

― hstencil, Thursday, 29 May 2003 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite psychologist: BF Skinner

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 29 May 2003 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

least favourite bodily fluid: phlegm

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 29 May 2003 03:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite woman on The View: *head explodes*

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 29 May 2003 04:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite thing to do on rollerskates: fall and break my arm

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 29 May 2003 04:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favourite thing to get stuck in your teeth: tomato seeds (the devils work!)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 29 May 2003 10:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite person on Sesame Street: Elmo

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 29 May 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite annoying but now defunct cab personality recording: Elmo.

― hstencil, Thursday, 29 May 2003 13:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite lesbian singer/songwriter whose birthday is today: Melissa Etheridge.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 29 May 2003 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Leas favourite edible thing: tuna (esp. R-A-W)

― Fabrice (Fabfunk), Thursday, 29 May 2003 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite thread: the indefensible one.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 29 May 2003 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favourite drummer: Dave Grohl.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 29 May 2003 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favourite country band: Lonestar

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 29 May 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

COCKFARMING TEENAGERS!!!!!!!

― That Girl (thatgirl), Thursday, 29 May 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite thing to do evah: Get three hours' sleep in two and a half days and then have to be ON.

― luna in new orleans (luna.c), Thursday, 29 May 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite frame of mind: stressed out

*feels hair falling out from scalp*

― Dee the Lurker (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 30 May 2003 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favourite thing about ageing: hair falling out from scalp

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 30 May 2003 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite cover the Foo Fighters have done tha I have heard: Have A Cigar (Pink Floyd) Only because Taylor Hawkings is singing lead vocals.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 May 2003 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

My shortcomings, which are many, and my inability to correct them, despite my acknowledgement of their existence, willingness to correct them and understanding of the underlying problems which cause these shortcomings and the problems which are, in turn, created by these shortcomings and their underlying causes.

I ride the "windhorse" of the Shamballah Warrior everyday, but I tend to "get back in the saddle" just a moment too late, after I've fallen off the horse and broken a leg, rather than when I first feel myself slipping. Fortunately, I consider this "least favorite thing" of mine all part of the nature of reality and it doesn't get me down too much.

Anyone ever read the passage where Adam returns to the Garden of Eden and by expressing the knowledge he's learned through a lifetime of torment, the guardian angel with flaming sword allows him to pass into the Garden of Eden once more, wherein he finds a winged serpent? Adam then asks the serpent, "Who are you?" The serpent says words to this effect: "I am your adversary. I was against you the moment you were born. I wanted you dead from the very start. I have always hated you. I am the one who corrupted you, tempted you and led you to your own destruction. I created vice and malice and despair in your heart. My whole life has been dedicated to your downfall... blah, blah, blah, etc." And so Adam says, "Get thee behind me!" and at that instant "the adversary" transforms into this ever-expansive majestic creature who says words to this effect: "I am the love and the way. Follow me now."

Well, I read that and thought of the Flaming Lips song: "Seems like God and the Devil are both the same" and suddenly the world made a lot of sense to me, even from an atheist perspective. It's not about the troubles that trouble you, but more about how you react to the troubles and what you do in your life to avoid trouble. It's sort of "karmic" and it's sort of "Christian" and it's sort of everything, but ultimately, I think it really is psychologically sound and some sort of learned truth that only comes with experience (after years of being an asshole).

So, every time I fuck up, I think, "Damn it, how did I let that happen?" And, like a country western song, I just get back in the saddle of my "windhorse"... and I try to do my best again, as I wait for the repurcussions of my bad behavior to teach me a lesson I won't soon forget.

Ever notice that you tend to remember the shit that really fucked your life up? I've learned a lot from my fuck-ups, but I have plenty more to learn, for damn sure.

I am my own worst enemy, not the Devil! People always tell me I'm "too nice" and I just have to laugh. I'm not nice at all, I'm just empathetic and the only reason for that is that "I know " because I've "been there"... and I've only "been there" because I have a history of being an asshole. For me, restraint is the ultimate high. Bragging about restraint is the ultimate downer. And just now I've fucked up again!

― Scaredy Cat, Saturday, 31 May 2003 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

still drinkin' scardey cat?

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Saturday, 31 May 2003 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I am on my 5th 16 oz. beer. Did I misspell everything? I haven't had a drink in 2 weeks... today was a fuckin' bitch of a day where a 3rd-person internet developer got between us and our client and insisted that his proprietary JSP-driven-forms system was "easy for any web developer" to modify.... and yet his "forms" were gigantic webpages with his bigass graphics splashed all over them. I had to tactfully disagree and explain that his ultimate end should be to provide us with convenient forms which seamlessly integrate with our websites. Otherwise, everytime he updates his database, we are responsible for recreating his forms ourselves... it was annoying because this is something he was obviously quite aware of, but this is his whole scheme to steal our business: he says, "Listen, they can't do it, so why don't you just pay us to do your whole site?" when in reality, he's providing a service that is intentionally incompatible. Try explaining this tactfully over a 3-way conference call and you'll understand why I'm drinkin' right now...

yeah. I fell off the fuckin' windhorse today...

― Scaredy Cat, Saturday, 31 May 2003 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, dude, I'm sorry if I'm annoying (truly), but I'm wondering if you read any of that shit above or if you just go, "yeah, yeah... asshole" like I would probably do. "Skip it, he's not worth the hopps that created the beer he drank in order to write that bullshit..." I swear the first thing made sense and I promise my justification of my alcoholism is just as substantial.

Why, I could write things all night which are worthy of publication!

― Scaredy Cat, Saturday, 31 May 2003 04:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite Melbourne street: Chapel Street
Least favorite given name: Beyonce
Least favorite 'Great Aussie Icon': Shane Warne
Least favorite habit of John Howard: Breathing
Least favorite SMS abbreviation: prolly
Least favorite actor: Ben Mendelson
Least favorite Melbourne landmark: That monstrosity next to the Malthouse
Least favorite Banana in Pyjamas: B1
Least favorite Prime Minister: Bob Hawke
Least favorite bad driving habit: Cutting corners when turning right
Least favorite cricket commentator: Tony Greig
Least favorite beer: XXXX
Least favorite supposed 'classic' album: Never Mind The Bollocks

― Fred Nerk, Saturday, 31 May 2003 11:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I had forgotten Tony Grieg's commentary. You'd get Geoff Boycott saying "Oh, that's a poor stroke. He really didn't get his front foot to the pitch there and the seam movement caught him plumb," or Greig going "Whoa nellie!" Idiot.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 31 May 2003 11:12 (twenty-two years ago)

least fav monkey: harold

― chaki (chaki), Saturday, 31 May 2003 11:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Least fave monkey: John Major

Least fave organ grinder: Margaret Thatcher

― Fred Nerk, Saturday, 31 May 2003 11:20 (twenty-two years ago)

least fav real world: boston
least fav drunken 60's sf female blues singer: janis joplin

― chaki (chaki), Saturday, 31 May 2003 11:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Least fave Monkee: Davy.

― nickn (nickn), Saturday, 31 May 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...

Least Favorite Term for Breasts: Knockers

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 30 October 2003 08:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Least Favorite Actor in Gone in 60 Seconds - Giovanni Ribisi

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 30 October 2003 09:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite internet misspelling: definately

― rob geary (rgeary), Thursday, 30 October 2003 09:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite CD player function: Repeat 1

― rob geary (rgeary), Thursday, 30 October 2003 09:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite-

Infection: sinus
Genre: the info-mercial
Actor and movie: Tom Cruise, Jerry McGuire
Emotion: smug, self pity
Species of fish: the fish-stick
Clown: Ronald Mcdonald
Ism: theism
Enclosure: the porta-potty
Topics of conversation: god, fashion, investment, identity politics
People: bosses, bratty children, greedy, ignorant, righteous, hell- most of them

― sucka (sucka), Thursday, 30 October 2003 09:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite effect my job has had on my health: carpal tunnel syndrome.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 30 October 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

After talking to Phil about this I would like to change my least favourite itch to anal. He convinced me.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...

Knockers? What about fun bags? Or Bodacious ta-tas? Or hangers? Or slappers? Or monkey bombs?

― Chris H. (chrisherbert), Saturday, 31 January 2004 08:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite personality characteristic in people in general: paranoia

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 31 January 2004 08:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favorite least favourits thing: inconsistency!

(I like it myself, so it's annoying when others don't).

― mei (mei), Saturday, 31 January 2004 09:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Least favourite member of the 1986 England World Cup squad: Terry Fenwick

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 31 January 2004 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

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