best way to waste the last few hours at a hated job while pissing off fellow <strike>employees</strike> goons. ps, fubfubfub

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well, the title explains it all.

― daniel cheail, ex eMarketing Officer, Friday, 30 May 2003 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

leave special 'treats' in hard-to-get-to places

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 30 May 2003 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

jim: i've already shat in my computer.

maybe i'll glue some porn to the lid of the scanner

― daniel cheail (daniel cheail), Friday, 30 May 2003 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Make a going away choccy cake. Make it out of Laxettes.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 30 May 2003 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Leave kippers in everyone's disk drives.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 30 May 2003 06:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Did you just say you've already shat in your computer?

― slutsky (slutsky), Friday, 30 May 2003 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone stuck a muffin in this guy at works PC once. We discovered it about 3 weeks later when the MIS guy went to install a new video card. That was pretty funny.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 30 May 2003 06:06 (twenty-two years ago)

walk around going "arr!" to everyone

http://www.simpsonit-nurkka.net/kuvat/captain.gif

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 30 May 2003 06:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahah, CHEAILY IN ILX SHOCKAH!!!?!

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Friday, 30 May 2003 06:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, Dan, if you're still around, are you going to Hulk Out and become Lord Drinkington? They'll kick your ass out of Ume if you're Growly Drinky Bear!

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Friday, 30 May 2003 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

He's been slaggin' off mono in here all afternoon, wake up Mikey ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 30 May 2003 06:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I know, I just got home from school, yo. I couldn't ILX it in class!

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Friday, 30 May 2003 06:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yeah. Heh.

I just went to do a search for "drunk bear" in google images and I got a picture of Kenny G.

I can't work out what that's all about...

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 30 May 2003 06:22 (twenty-two years ago)

y'all do know that my last day of work is tomorrow, right?

― hstencil, Friday, 30 May 2003 07:14 (twenty-two years ago)

~~HOW COULD WE NOT?~~ That's the first I've heard of it.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 May 2003 07:18 (twenty-two years ago)

slutsky: yes

i had a compaq jobbie, you just twist these knobs at the end and pull the lid of the case off, BOOM... anchors aweigh.

i named it after my band, the Chocolate Pentiums

― daniel cheail (daniel cheail), Friday, 30 May 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

fwiw I totally thought this was your thread, stence.

Daniel: beautiful.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 30 May 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

leave fruit/fish in concealed places.
or a dead body.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 30 May 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

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best way to waste the last few hours at a hated job while pissing off fellow employees goons. ps, fubfubfub