TS: Damn Dirty Apes vs. Damn Dirty Hippies

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― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Apes are far more industrious.
Do monkeys like pot?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I dunno...

*takes big toke offa spliff, blows smoke in monkey's face, monkey climbs halfway up wall, turns around, turns around again, giggles, eats banana, giggles again*

Is that a 'yes'?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:44 (twenty-three years ago)

what about Rebel Scum?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:47 (twenty-three years ago)

They gave monkeys a computer, why not joint?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:48 (twenty-three years ago)

(with clenched teeth) DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

― NA. (Nick A.), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:56 (twenty-three years ago)

i dunno ... they just stuck a computer and a keyboard in an English zoo, to test out the "monkeys will eventually type Shakespeare" theory. they didn't -- all they did was bash the keyboard with rocks as well shitting all over it.

they haven't performed this test with hippies, yet. though they might not pass, either (if rod mckuen and the hunter guy who writes the grateful dead's lyrics are at all accurate indicators).

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 31 May 2003 04:06 (twenty-three years ago)

i do not hate every ape i see, from chimpan A to chimpan Z. hippies, you lose.

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 31 May 2003 05:24 (twenty-three years ago)

http://sweb.uky.edu/~cdcpre0/minusworld/images/Che.jpg

― Dale the Merciless (cprek), Monday, 2 June 2003 19:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Most famous movie about apes = Planet of the Apes (original).
Most famous movie about hippies = Easy Rider.

Winner = Apes by a vast margin.

― NA. (Nick A.), Monday, 2 June 2003 19:48 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.sockmonkeys4u.com/HIPPIE_CLOSEUP.jpg

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 2 June 2003 20:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I take no sides. I can't see any difference.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Monday, 2 June 2003 20:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, can someone explain the differences. All I can see is that apes are better at grooming.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 2 June 2003 20:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Hippies can and do make macrame monkeys, but monkeys cannot and will not make macrame hippies. Hippies win.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 2 June 2003 22:07 (twenty-three years ago)

If you got a million monkeys...

― oops (Oops), Monday, 2 June 2003 22:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Colin your logic does not resemble our Earth logic.

― chester (synkro), Tuesday, 3 June 2003 01:04 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

Hippies and monkeys do have two things in common, they're just as hairy and just as smart!

― aynonamous, Thursday, 3 June 2004 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

as what?!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 3 June 2004 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

BOO-URNS

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 3 June 2004 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread is about apes vs hippies. please re-direct your comments to the monkeys vs hippies thread.

thank you.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 3 June 2004 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

five years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNny8P1Bgs8

that's a vote for apes

― da Wesley CRUSHER (latebloomer), Monday, 15 February 2010 07:23 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.starksilvercreek.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/planet_apes3.jpg

― Adam Bruneau, Monday, 15 February 2010 08:45 (sixteen years ago)

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