Things to call people you are unhappy with

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This is what my brain did on the way home from work today.

1. fuck-bubbling dickstomper

2. dick-sniffling asswrangler

3. butt-hustling cocksmuggler

4. shit-meddling cuntburglar

5. ass-ratcheting cockstapler

6. nut-murdering twatbutler

7. fuck-mumbling shitbarfer

8. pukefucker

Yeah. Add your own, or tell us about anybody you know who fits any of the above descriptions.

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Was this all in reference to the same person or eight different evil elves?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay settle down Beavis.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

COCKFARMER to thread!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Pukefucker is so good it's scary.

I like to quote the closing line from Fishbone's "Lyin Ass Bitch" when I'm really mad at someone: "lying piece of sack of shit, slut trashcan scum is dirtbag BIIIIIIIIIITCH!".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

i like "cocksmack," myself.

― janni (janni), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

full props for 'twatbutler,' that's inspired.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, sometimes I think I might have need of a twatbutler.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

These weren't in reference to anybody. I was just sitting there at a traffic light and it started. There were a few more combinations that I forgot.

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

cockknocker is a personal fave.

― hstencil, Friday, 30 May 2003 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Asslick is my favourite. Doesn't make sense, though, seeing as I enjoy licking ass myself.

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"Would you like a twat with your cigar, sir?"

"Yes, thank you, Jeeves."

"Excellent."

― NA. (Nick A.), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Unhappiness maker

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Tease

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

cock-jostling bitch licker!

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

dumpy lunchbucket!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Reptilian fudgepacker

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Republican fudgepacker!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Republican

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

scruffy-looking nerf-herder ;-)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Big meanie...who fucks puke while packing Republican fudge into their asshole.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

nickalicious wins the prize.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

prize-winning prick pimpler!

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

prick-winning prize pimpler!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Hooray, I won me a prick!

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

everlasting knobgobbler

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm still waiting for the day when I get to call someone out on being a "Butt Hustla" in public

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

assgoblin

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Yanc3mo.

oh he's totally gonna kick my ass for that.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I prefer "twat doorman."

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

You have to pay so much extra, though! Just buzz your friends up when they come like the rest of us.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

yr never happy with me, ally!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes the English language can be a beautiful thing.
;^}

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

phones

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

mary wins!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

wanker

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

bitchbag

― slutsky (slutsky), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Twat chauffeur?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Twat maid?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Banc of America Securities Manager.

― hstencil, Friday, 30 May 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

people tend to laugh when i call them "cum bubble"

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Twat Waiter?

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Twat busboy!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Pond scum. Assholian amoeba. Shitbrained simperer. Dogfucking dunderheid. Bushbrained, Blairfaced tunnock. Sharonically inhuman. Execrable excrescence. A dimbulb. Shitbrained shitfaced shit. (Ian)Duncugly.

Or Lover, if you really want to annoy them.

Shouldn't we say something nice about someone now?

― Jamie Conway (Jamie Conway), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Twat Attendent?

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Twat concierge?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Taintsniffing anus-slave.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Grace Jones- Slave to the Anus

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Aren't we all, Millar, aren't we all.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Depends on the state of the anus.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

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Diaper Gourmet

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 7 June 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...

Twat chef?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 October 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Coincidentally, I called someone a 'twat burger' yesterday.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 16 October 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm gonna end up owning Alex some royalties cuz I seriously want to start a math-metal band and name it "Autopsy Detritus".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 16 October 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

'toilet genius' = genius

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 16 October 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

George Bush

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 16 October 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I like 'ass pope'

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 16 October 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

screaming cuntweasel.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 17 October 2003 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Not a gentleman, eg: "I do not consider you a gentleman". Let's see anyone come back from that one.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 17 October 2003 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

That reminds me of the only funny thing I ever saw on that cartoon, what was it called? Dr. Katz I think? Someone was bemoaning the state of society, saying he wish he could go back to a time where the worst thing you could say to someone was *cut to scene of Victorian man with a cane and a top hat* "Good day, sir!"

― oops (Oops), Friday, 17 October 2003 04:43 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

I can't believe I actually wrote "Cock in Your Grandmother!" That's truly awful.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

Sssh! Lest you summon Garru!

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

shit shovel

― Matt Chesnut, Wednesday, 16 February 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

AUDITORS

― known vaginatarian (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

"Dicktasters" is my new fave.

― Tantrum (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

FUCK-KNUCKLE COCKLE SUCKLERS

― known vaginatarian (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

bitchlicking nitpicking shitkicking redneck dick (this is a particular person)

― known vaginatarian (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

Aardvark! Abecedarians! Aborigine! Addle-pated lumps of anthracite! Anachronisms! Anacoluthons! Anthracite! Anthropithecus! Anthropophagus! Artichokes! Autocrats! Aztecs! Baboons! Baby-snatchers! Bagpipers! Bald-headed budgerigar! Bandits! Bashi-bazouks! Beast! Belemnite! Billions of billious barbecued blue blistering barnacles! Billions of Bilious Blue Blistering Barnacles! Billions of Blue Blistering Barnacles! Black beetles! Black Marketers! Blackamoor! Blackbird! Blackguards! Blistering Barnacles! Blistereing blundering birdbrain! Bloodsuckers! Blue blistering barnacles! Blue Blistering Bell-Bottomed Balderdash! Blunderbuss! Bodysnatcher! Bootlegger! Borgia! Bougainvillea! Brat! Breathalyser! Brigands! Brutes! Bucaneers! Bully! Butcher! Cachinnating cockatoo! Cannibals! Carpetsellers! Caterpillars! Centipede! Cercopithecus! Coelcanth! Colocynths! Corsair! Cowards! Crabapples! Crooks! Cushion footed quadrupeds! Diplodocus! Dogs! Doryphore! Doryphores! Duck-billed platypus! Dunderheaded coconuts! Dynamiter! Ectoplasms! Egoists! Fancy-dress Fascist! Fancy-dress Fatima! Fatfaces! Filibusters! Fourlegged Cyrano! Freshwater swabs! Fuzzy wuzzy! Gallows-fodder! Gang of Theives! Gangsters! Gibbering anthropoids! Gobbledgook! Gogglers! Goosecaps! Guano-gatherer! Gyroscope! Harlequin! Heretic! Highwayman! Hydrocarbon! Iconoclasts! Jellied eel! Jellyfish! Kleptomaniacs! Lily-livered landlubbers! Loathsome brute! Lubberscum! Miserable blundering barbecued blister! Miserable earth worms! Miserable miser! Miserable molecule of mildew! Misguided missles! Mister Mule! Monopolizers! Monster! Morons! Moujiks! Mountebanks! Musical morons! Nitwits! Nitwitted ninepins! Nyctalops! Ophicleides! Orangoutang! Ostrogoth! Pachyrhizus! Parasites! Patagonians! Pestilential Pachyderm! Phylloxera! Pickled herrings! Pirates! Pithecanthropic montebanks! Pithecanthropuses! Pockmarks! Politican! Poltroons! Polygraphs! Polynesian! Profiteers! Psychopath! Purple profiteering jellyfish! Pyrographers! Raggle taggle ruminants! Rapscallion! Rats! Rhizopods! Roadhogs! Saucy tramp! Savages! Scorpion! Sea-gherkins! Sea-lice! Shipwreckers! Slavertrader! Slubberdegullions! Sparrows! Spitfire! Steamroller! Stoolpigeon! Subtropical sea-louse! Swine! Technocrat! Ten thousand thundering typhoons! Terrapins! Terrorists! Thundering typhoons! Tin hatted tyrants! Toads! Toffee-noses! Traitors! Tramps! Troglodytes! Turncoats! Twister! Two-timing Troglodytes! Vandal! Vegetarian! Vermicellis! Viper! Visigoths! Vulture! Weevils! Whippersnapper! Wildcat! Woodlice! Zapotecs!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

emmy-award winner!

― ai lien (kold_krush), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

Clay Aiken

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

May this thread never be destroyed and be forever my greatest reference guide

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

Pipe down, bitchnose.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

Coprophagic craven chum-bucket of pus!

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

Well done Tuomas!

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

Those must be Captain Haddock's.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

Oh you bet!

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

I am in awe of "Bi-labial Skin-Bridge Lubricant", and if someone can actually SAY that and make it sound natural in the flow of conversation w/out ROFLing, I will buy them a pony.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)

MC Anal Creampie

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

...and there go my chances of being elected to nationwide political office

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

TURDS.

― gunther heartymeal, Wednesday, 16 February 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

SAY that and make it sound natural in the flow of conversation w/out ROFLing, I will buy them a pony.

You owe me a pony. Cough it up!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 17 February 2005 00:55 (twenty years ago)

"pal"

"chooch"

"mack"

"jack"

"buddy"

"mate"

"bucko"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 17 February 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

cockbag

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 17 February 2005 04:41 (twenty years ago)

emmy-award winner!
-- ai lien (kold_krus...), February 16th, 2005.

GRAMMY AWARD WINNER.
I hope you win a grammy.

― Nellie (nellskies), Thursday, 17 February 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

"tough guy"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 24 February 2005 23:12 (twenty years ago)

that's one of my favorites

― The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Thursday, 24 February 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

that and calling women "lady"

― The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Thursday, 24 February 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)

yeah, that's close kin to telling a story with an anyonymous yet bitchy female in it where the teller apparently feels her gender is important enough to flag up thus: "so this.. this WOMAN... comes over and starts telling me that.."

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 25 February 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

fucktardonaut

― latebloomer: The Heavy Metal Velveeta Faction (latebloomer), Friday, 25 February 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

great big bag of douche

― Eleventy-Twelve (Eleventy-Twelve), Friday, 25 February 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

no, it's great big SMELLY bag of douche, also
drill
dildarian
"my friend" (knew my dad was really pissed off when I heard this)

― lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Friday, 25 February 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

adding "smelly" loses the alliteration effect to these ears.

― Eleventy-Twelve (Eleventy-Twelve), Friday, 25 February 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

That guy...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 25 February 2005 00:50 (twenty years ago)

xpost
saying it out loud, I see what you mean. (voice in background: "you talking to ME?")

― lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Friday, 25 February 2005 00:53 (twenty years ago)

"captain" as in captain dipshit.

― ai lien (kold_krush), Friday, 25 February 2005 02:12 (twenty years ago)

Alex, I nearly had a hernia reading all those and trying to stifle the laughter! Oh God...

Rectal Deity

― Crackity (Crackity Jones), Friday, 25 February 2005 11:26 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...

twatfungus

or if you're really unhappy with them,

cuntfungus

― dmun drive-in (dmun), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 09:01 (twenty years ago)

The insults that started this thread are quite Homeric.

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 11:08 (twenty years ago)

Mr. President

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 12:36 (twenty years ago)

twatty bollock

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 12:42 (twenty years ago)

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