This is the thread where you take snippets of overheard TV or radio and the stuff scattered on your desk and make a dumb poem out of it

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A drum machine
a drum machine
a drum machine, wallet

Remote, parking ticket, a carpet shark is on the prowl.

Wedding invitation: The twenty-second of December.

The History
of
the
Jams.

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 30 May 2003 21:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Scattered notes lie suggestively while the clock ticks.
Only luna offers friendly at home service.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 May 2003 21:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Sarson's vinegar,
Nurofen, pornography,
Dilbert collection.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 30 May 2003 21:31 (twenty-three years ago)

threat level elevated
hydrogen peroxide
sleeping cat
positive financial markets

dunwich records - oh yeah!!

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Friday, 30 May 2003 21:33 (twenty-three years ago)

"Late night munchies" and
a baby-carrot baby?
Trek to the printer

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 May 2003 21:42 (twenty-three years ago)

You know you're making me nervous,
                                                David?
New and updated for 2003
                                                to help you slim
really making me anxious
Affix postage stamp
                                   lapwood, dogwood, birch, agrafes, heftklammern
The Basebowl Bowling Experience
                                    small change, big difference
I know I'm making you nervous

― Cozen (Cozen), Friday, 30 May 2003 21:50 (twenty-three years ago)

quote disappointed endquote
pootie-poot
with a nuclear facility

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 30 May 2003 22:49 (twenty-three years ago)

seven hundred alphabites
mostly incompatible
a palace mapped south east
a timely cheque remains
give em enough dope

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 30 May 2003 23:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Why I oughta...
Thats when they really turned the corner
Coffee
Happy birthday
87 Fitzroy st St Kilda

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 31 May 2003 00:08 (twenty-three years ago)

You're fat.
You're gay.
(To protect taste)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 31 May 2003 02:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Give us a call
Tonights the night
Basic facts
Rodeo clowns of America
My father was a Rodeo clown
Generous

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 31 May 2003 06:36 (twenty-three years ago)

glass of stout, ben folds five, go out and focus.
cellular telephone...
calm down! our main concern here is the Shure SM-58.

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 1 June 2003 01:32 (twenty-three years ago)

shake well and buy often
stand up!!
avant garde documentaries
you may well find yourself blushing

― Honda (Honda), Sunday, 1 June 2003 01:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Smoking gives you lung cancer
so wrong and yet so right
a bong and an ashtray
a used lottery ticket

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 1 June 2003 01:50 (twenty-three years ago)

it's a great place to be
love this
shovel scrapes clay
everything we've got we've worked hard for

― minna (minna), Sunday, 1 June 2003 07:36 (twenty-three years ago)

glass of stout, triple five express, juniper lane stickerssssss

bottlecaps and ballpoint pens,

we keep the green light alive.

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 1 June 2003 07:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Seen anything good on your mobile lately?
Franca, Dzaka, Balilsch
Fit's better between your legs
Monday: oily
Your skin's out of control!
Regista 2 da urban upd8
People on elephants
Who's the daddy?

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 1 June 2003 07:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Silver $10 or Gold $100
This Is A Re-Usable Bag

harmon/kardon
brumisateur pour literie

Ivan looks regret
(speaking in unstable tone)
(No....please)
Ivan acts shocking
(Can you tell me the name by your honesty?)

― estela (estela), Sunday, 1 June 2003 11:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Eavesdrop inconspicuously, you
will be happier that way. Der palast
von minos. Paid. Perspective drawing.
Serial treatment, double oversize.
Gothic arches. Answers found just
raise more questions. Confusion --
on a higher level (about more important
things). Don't attempt this at home
kids. Ours times theirs equals the rate
of exchange. Achille's heel. Refrigerate
after opening. Not blaming, training.
Criminal statistics : the date and your name.

― stripey, Monday, 2 June 2003 19:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Can of Bud knife! Life of Pi!
samsung BILLS BILLS BILLS.
Camel lights! college rule!
back in NINETEEN NINETY EIGHT.

Alabama jailers, apple laptop.
no your honor, dictionary.
checkbook (judgement)! Learning Perl,
MAY TWO THOUSAND THREE.

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 3 June 2003 23:06 (twenty-three years ago)

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