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TV's "Carrottop" has alarmingly large biceps.

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Monday, 2 June 2003 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

carrottop has an alarmingly annoying webpage ... and it fux up my 56K home computer!

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 2 June 2003 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Carrottop has eyeliner permanently tatooed onto his eyes, yes yes?

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 2 June 2003 01:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Why are all of these revelations about Carrottop?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 2 June 2003 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

You know you love him.

― Sean (Sean), Monday, 2 June 2003 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

carrottop leaves me speechless ...

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 2 June 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Ja tvoi sluga. Ja tvoi Rabotnik.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 2 June 2003 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, i wanna slug carrottop

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 2 June 2003 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

As long as you don't want to fuck slugs.

Or Carrottop.

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 2 June 2003 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Vegetarians can be just as fat.

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Monday, 2 June 2003 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

...as what?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 2 June 2003 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I think he meant 'phat'

― oops (Oops), Monday, 2 June 2003 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

in which case he is mistaken

― oops (Oops), Monday, 2 June 2003 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Upon constant rubbing, any part of the body will eventually harden. Corns of the feet, calluses on the hands, and erectability of the dunker. The only exception is the place behind the knee, which becomes green.

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Monday, 2 June 2003 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"Wise revelations" and "Carrottop" don't really belong in the same thread. But since Hanle y started this thread I'll let it slide.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 2 June 2003 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Hanle y Deus sees the wisdom that we mortals cannot hope to achieve.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 June 2003 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

WHen James Taylor covers a song, the angels weep in greif.

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Monday, 2 June 2003 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I LIKE "Handyman"!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 2 June 2003 03:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Carrot Top has the face of a drag queen in Joan Crawford mode.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 2 June 2003 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Hanle y Deus sees the wisdom that we mortals cannot hope to achieve.

indeed ... it would take a supernatural, uh, something to see any wisdom in carrot top!

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 2 June 2003 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

i mean, if hanle y deus can make a busted printer work then surely he can see to it that carrot top is actually amusing for a change!

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 2 June 2003 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Man, Rainbowhead is so much cooler than friggin' Carrottop. Did anybody ever see that documentary about the former? Weird shit.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 2 June 2003 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Handyman is EXACTLY what I'm talking about! I never even knew that was a cover, and the other day when I heard the original, I had a vision of angels looking at me weeping, saying " now you see what Taylor has done, weep with us." . The original is immeasurably better.

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Monday, 2 June 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

carrot top was in Wing Commander 3, as are other illustrious names: mark hamil, the dude who played 'biff' in BTTF and malcom mclaren. go figure.

i was very upset that there was no 'bitchslap' option each time you talked to him (carrot top, that is). or that he wasn't actually a pilot, so you couldn't have the satisfaction of choosing him as a wingman then unloading an arsenal of missiles into him.

i'm also very upset that you couldn't bag flint.

or that pauly shore wasn't in the game. as a target.

― daniel cheail (daniel cheail), Monday, 2 June 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

A friend of mine from high school went out on a date with Carrot Top once. He was already Carrot Top too... it wasn't like before he took on that personality for his show biz career. She told me his real name is Scott.

I saw him in the HMV in Herald Square once. He was there to autograph copies of his album or something, only nobody was in line. The DJ in the store kept announcing that he was there. I was looking at CDs behind him, and I called out "Hey Scott!" from behind the corner of one of the islands of CDs to see if he'd turn around. He did.

― martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 2 June 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I have adopted the Italian footballer look of wearing a ribbon in my hair so it doesn't fall into my eyes. Hoorah! Now I don't have to get my hair cut again for a while!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 2 June 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

but then I probably won't leave the house with a ribbon in my hair. And as soon as someone laughs at me, I'll take it off.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 2 June 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

why are people visiting the Carrottop webpage?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 2 June 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

To experience his inspired brand of zaniness, of course.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 2 June 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Everyone likes chocolate, but chocolate does not like everyone.

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Tuesday, 3 June 2003 04:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Jewel has become Jem

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20030602/lthumb.1054557196.people_jewel_nyet201.jpg

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Tuesday, 3 June 2003 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

nine years pass...

I never actually had to like Yo LA Tengo

― 乒乓, Friday, 8 February 2013 13:16 (twelve years ago)

That's step one. Step two is never look at ilm again

― the right to beef at (darraghmac), Friday, 8 February 2013 13:32 (twelve years ago)

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