what does one do with 183 redundant business cards?

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given that i am now unemployed, i have 183 business cards with completely irrelevent information on them.

so, anyone got any good ideas?

― daniel cheail (daniel cheail), Monday, 2 June 2003 07:26 (twenty-three years ago)

art installation

― chris (chris), Monday, 2 June 2003 08:16 (twenty-three years ago)

sharpen them to razor points and throw them at your enemies.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 2 June 2003 08:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Keep them for 30-40 years. The graphics and designs will then seem impossibly quaint and old fashioned and they will be excellent collectors items to be sold in the collectables->paper & ephemera category on eBay (assuming eBay still exists then of course which I have my doubts about).

― David (David), Monday, 2 June 2003 10:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Roach material, d'oh...

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 2 June 2003 10:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Use them as the butt-end/filter when you make joints. Maaan.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 2 June 2003 10:58 (twenty-three years ago)

wow, two identical responses in a row...

and, funnily enough, i've already tried it a while ago; it's just a pity i don't smoke anywhere near what would be classed as "often"

― daniel cheail (daniel cheail), Monday, 2 June 2003 11:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Surely there's no correlations between losing one's job and smoking a lot of weed.

― Stuart (Stuart), Monday, 2 June 2003 16:18 (twenty-three years ago)

stick 'em in the spokes of your bike and the bikes of 182 of your best friends.
trust me, you'll have a blast!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 2 June 2003 17:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Draw pictures on the back of 'em and make them into trading cards.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 2 June 2003 17:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Have a party. Use them as invitations. Or use them like you might use keys in a 70s party!

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 2 June 2003 17:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Or use them like you might use keys in a 70s party! and with 183, your chances of going home with EVERYBODY are pretty good, so rubber up.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 2 June 2003 17:32 (twenty-three years ago)

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