Muffins?

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Dude, you thought it was a man, but it was a MUFFIN!

Big and blueberry. Or even some banana nut action. Hells yeah.

― David Raposa, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fuck off big double chocolate ones, taller than it is wide and spilling out over the wrapping, with CHUNKS of soft chocolate on the top, not your namby pamby half-arsed oh-why-do-you-even-bother chocolate chips, which should cover the bottom and be sprinkled liberally thorughout.

― Graham, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(But I'm not sure what "muffins" are any more)

― Graham, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm not quite sure what a proper muffin is anymore, either.. all the ones I find seem to just be cake in a muffin tin. Which is so not cool.

― Mandee Wright, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh, muffins are ok, but they don't have the allure of donuts. Which is precisely why I deprive myself of them. I don't deprive myself of anything except donuts.

― Sean, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

MORE TALK ABOUT MUFFINS!

― David Raposa, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I like whole grain ones with fruits or cinnamon, chocolate etc. No nuts though. Don't like nuts in my bread.

― Samantha, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I like muffins but they're not very interesting.

― maria, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A long time ago, my brother and mother had an argument over what to name one of our cats. Mom wanted to call him Muffins. My brother wanted to call him By-Tor.

We were really sad when Muffins ran away. My brother insisted it was due to humiliation, but I don't know; better to have the cat run away then hang himself.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

1) You and your bro must've watched a lot of He-Man

2) If someone can explain the logistics involved with a feline suicide, I'd love to hear 'em. (Well, maybe not, but whatever.)

3) When I say muffin, I mean MUFFIN. Sumptuous, soft, gooshy - not those weak-ass knock-offs folks like Entenmann's and other high profile bakers pass off as muffins.

― David Raposa, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Actually, bro was (and still is) a big Rush fan. I don't know how By- Tor née Muffins would have tied the noose without opposable thumbs, but I'm sure he would have found a way.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

David; "gooshy"? I can't agree that a muffin should be gooshy.

― Sean, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Since Tadeusz hasn't been posting to catch it, I am duty-bound to note that Dave has made a Frank Zappa reference.

― Josh, Saturday, 15 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Warm blueberry muffins are amazing. The ones from Palm's Bakery in St Louis Park are amazing; I've never tasted better.

― suzy, Saturday, 15 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two years pass...

I am craving a muffin.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 28 May 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Pumpkin muffins are U & K

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 28 May 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Carrot muffin with cream cheese icing at lunch. Num num!

― Jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 28 May 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

I'm making banana nut muffins with crumbly brown sugar topping right now. Who wants some?

― Andi Mags, Sunday, 14 October 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

OMG. That sounds awesome. I'm on a banana nut binge.

― Tape Store, Sunday, 14 October 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

My boyfriend and I just had 3 each (I've never made muffins before and used a recipe on allrecipes.com). There's another batch in the oven now. We are going to muffin OD.

― Andi Mags, Sunday, 14 October 2007 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

I'm very angry at the realities of geography and the social contract, both of which clearly state I can't just show up at your house with a large burlap sack that says "MUFFINZ GO HERE."

― en i see kay, Sunday, 14 October 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

HA! Oh man... If you did, though, you'd get muffins galore!

― Andi Mags, Sunday, 14 October 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

Man, I'm gonna have to make some this week. The mental image of diving into a sea of muffin is just too much to bear.

Anyone ever try the silicone cookware? If I have to buy a muffin pan, it might as well be Wacky.

― en i see kay, Sunday, 14 October 2007 23:02 (eighteen years ago)

Seems like the silicone baking pan brands differ quite a bit in quality... http://www.blahedo.org/blog/archives/000753.html

― Andi Mags, Sunday, 14 October 2007 23:13 (eighteen years ago)

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