"this/these _______ ain't gonna _______ itself/themselves, y'know"

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bring on it.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:04 (twenty-two years ago)

The Onion: Boss's dick not going to suck itself.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

dishes wash
crooks arrest
muffins eat
ass fuck

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Nice poem, dude!

― NA. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

this board ain't gonna generate a question with MarkH at the bottom by itself, y'know.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"these WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION ain't gonna unveil/launch/obliterate themselves, y'know"

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread isn't going to write itself, you know.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

those kittens aren't gonna kill themselves

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"Well, gotta go. Crack don't smoke itself."

― Douglas (Douglas), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

dick, suck

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Words from parents:

"That homework's not going to get done by itself, you know."
"Those thank you cards aren't going to write themselves, you know."
"These chores aren't going to be completed by themselves, you know."
"That TV's not going to turn itself off, you know."

Classic. Timeless. Forever lodged in the brain. Ack.

― Dee the Lurker (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Vietnamese peasants, rape

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

thread, kill

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

threads, revive

― gershy, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 02:46 (seventeen years ago)

board, troll

― electricsound, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 02:47 (seventeen years ago)

sitcoms, write

― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 02:50 (seventeen years ago)

job, shove

― electricsound, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 02:51 (seventeen years ago)

pizzas, make (alternately: donuts, make)
tears, cry
apostorophes, dip (themselves) in chocolate
nudes, get masturbated on

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teeny's worked out very nicely!

― Abbott, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 02:58 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.theamericancause.org/MCCAIN_PHOTO.jpg
skanks, hassle

― 69, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 03:24 (seventeen years ago)

crabs, disinfect

― Eric H., Tuesday, 13 November 2007 03:29 (seventeen years ago)

jaggers, out

― John Justen, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 09:11 (seventeen years ago)

hen, fap

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 09:28 (seventeen years ago)

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