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I need a last sentence for this thing I'm writing. Any ideas?

― NA. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

bingo.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Then I woke up and it was all a dream.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

She didn't stop screaming until she was dead.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

And then they all lez up.

Obviously.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

And I woke up and it was all a dream that some other guy next to me in bed was reciting in his sleep, so I shoved him onto the floor.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm, keep 'em coming, none of these really work yet.

― NA. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

"....And can we eat them?" she asked innocently.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

It might help, Nick, if we knew a bit more about this piece.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

So naturally, I had to shoot him in the head.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think that last line would work Ned!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

No, it wouldn't help.
I don't know, make it more about music or something.

― NA. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Therefore, killer robots might pose an immanent danger to human beings and more research should be initiated to determine the scope and magnatude of this aforementioned immanent danger.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

He went away humming, "Reel to real cacophony, echo, echo on endlessly."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

As he lay there on his death bed, he somehow summoned up the energy to croak, "And what exactly is a rockist?"

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

All these things fade fast however, much like my inspiration, and so without wanting to close with a cliche, the curtain comes down.

― Alex K (Alex K), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I ate it.

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

In summary, then, although drumming is an important aspect of music in all cultures, nothing quite beats slapping a big red furter against a plastic bucket.

― Sam (chirombo), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

And for that I paid $25.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

In this way I have proved that rock is far superior than rap and it takes more talant and way more skill to make it in the world of rock.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

That's basically the same as mine.

― Sam (chirombo), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyway, what does it matter? Hand me my Luger, Giles, I feel a resolution looming.

― Alex K (Alex K), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"And what the heck is so wrong with guitars anyways?" Travis asked, although no one remained in listening range.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

And that was how I learned that in this world, many, many wrongs can make a right.

Fin

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

And they lived happily ever after.

― o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

This is not the last sentence.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

But then I'm a fucking moron.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

And then all there was the the voice of Sarah Cracknell saying "yes", and a drumbeat falling like God's hammer, and he was flying.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

But it STILL doesn't rock as hard as the Osmonds' "Crazy Horses."

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I actually ended my review of a Sum 41 concert recently with (I know, two sentences):

But what do I know? I'm just some old coot.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

The music blared in my ears... I couldn't help thinking:

I don't even LIKE this shit.

(True line. From a time I was in a club with someone I didn't like much and was feeling a bit bummed out.)

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Embarrased and itchy from a night on the lawn, he dressed and walked the long way home.

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

And he realized that he was, in fact, whistling "Dixie".

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"Jeebers!"

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Everything is so very uncertain.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

{Pause.)

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Reader, I fucked him.

― Alan (Alan), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Goto 10

― Alfie (Alfie), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, to finish it the way it's written now, the last sentence would have to be the answer to a rhetorical question.

― NA. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

And so we bid farewell to the wide Kalahari.

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

The answer is to not seek answers.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"Why yes, I am yanking your chain!"

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

It was ME! ME! Do you hear? It was ME!!! HAAHHAAHAH

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"And then she rose from the ashes, like some phoenix, bathed in a golden light."

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

And with that, I sat down in the grass and watched the stars fade into the morning sky and thought to myself, "Damn, Scarlet, tomorrow really is another day."

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Hang on, I think I made a mistake up there somewhere.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
--Groucho Marx (1890-1977)

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Blondes really do have more fun!

― Alex K (Alex K), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"What freakin' time limit?"

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

The end.

― chester (synkro), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

And then she hit me. It felt like a kiss.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"Game over, man!"

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I picked up the cleaver and went to find Ernie. Ignore me this time? I don't fucking think so.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"It was Miss Plum, in the Parlour with the carving knife"

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

And always remember: don't bring a knife to a gunfight.

― Alex K (Alex K), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

something hard-boiled perhaps?

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

As mentioned earlier, ABBA were the first Swedish band to really make a major breakthrough, this will have inspired other artists to follow in their footsteps.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

They are a reaction to a modern world that lacks fulfilling and nurturing social networks, not the cause of their decline.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"UR ALL--" Here he paused, and seemed to surrender, finally, the last vestiges of his indie guilt. "Anyone fancy a pint?"

But of course, that would be more than one final line. Just the first part then.

― Hunter (Hunter), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

(That was a rhetorical question.)

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Kinda like picking up the members of Interpol by the ankles and swinging them towards The Strokes, killing everyone instantly in a miasma of blood, grease, and faux cool...no, wait, EXACTLY like that.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Well like a bitch dog in heat we had those bed springs a
Squeakin' all day long
And didn't you hear those walls a talkin'

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Sean is my new literary hero.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"You are splitting hairs that don't even exist!"

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

They're all figments of the killer's mind, and the little fat boy did it.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

"Okay, so the movie will end with Kaufman driving home."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hey, is this Mandy Patinkin's dressing room?" were the last words he ever said.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

The boys begin to blur after awhile.

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

And that's how Kafka got his groove back.

― Ess Kay (esskay), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

'And then the little girl turned around, raised her hand, and pointed directly at....THE BUTLER!' It was the motherfucking butler! Goddamn you jeeves, you magnificent bastard.'

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

and isn't that what we all want, really?

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

no.

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Yay, mitch wins, for his is closest to the actual last sentence of my cd review which I submitted about two hours ago! Sorry to everyone else, but I'll keep this as a database for whenever I'm having trouble ending something. Feel free to add more.

― NA. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Watch out or I'll slap your momma.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"But it turned out that it wasn't dead or had laid eggs that they didn't find or there was more than one of them in the first place or something."

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"As the great old man sauntered off, he left us with this pearl of wisdom: 'You gotta lick it before you hit it. Boo-yah!!'"

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

"So in conclusion, if you're ever in the mood for something different, you should try [band X]." -- Love, Your Friendly College Newspaper Music Section

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

As George Carlin once said: "Right after I shove this red hot poker up my ass, I'm going to chop my dick off!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

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