There's a fly in my office.

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How should I kill it?

― Samantha, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It hasn't stopped you posting thread after crazy insane thread though has it? :)

― Ronan, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

God bless her lovely insanity.

Since you obviously have some time on your hands, I'd try doing it Karate-Kid style. Concentrate, Samantha-san...

― David Raposa, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

hmmm. you should also get a fly swatter, place it between your palms, and twirl it, ala karate kid 2. soon you'll be able to break five ice blocks with your bare head. or not. ;)

― jess, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Cue whiskered 70s joke I can only remember the end of.

Grasshopper: "But it is not dead, master"
Kung Fu monk: "No. But that fly will NEVER HAVE CHILDREN."

(As it was the 70s we said "fry" and "childlen", I'm sorry to report.)

― mark s, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

don't kill it! all it's doing is buzzing around. shoo it out or deal with it.

― lyra, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

hmm, well I like the karate ideas. I'll just practice those for awhile to work off the donuts.

I don't know where the fly went. doh there he is. he heard us talking about him. I'll try shooing him instead.

sorry about the pointlessness Ronan. It's friday afternoon. I'm brain dead. (actually I am working on a manual for the sales dept. perhaps that's why I'm brain dead.)

― Samantha, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You can't kill flies. Even the fastest swipe will be evaded. Flies see everything in super slow mo. Open the window and let it out.

― jel, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Peashooter (actually: empty biro and tiny ball of wet paper), should take a bit of doing, but, with practice...

― DavidM, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tell it you think you are attracted ot it

― Pennysong Hanle y, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hanle y is my GOD

― Graham, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Consider yourself lucky, there are WASPS in my office.

― Josh, Saturday, 15 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Josh, tell the WASPs to piss off back to Edina where they belong, they're late for hockey practice.

I have fruit flies in my flat. They are quick, and sometimes they bite.

― suzy, Saturday, 15 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

stop complaining or everyone will want one

baboomb

― Geoff, Saturday, 15 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tip for killing flies (I am not advocating this course of action, but this is for information only). Aim swatter just behind where fliy has settled. This results in far greater success ratios. Someone told me it was because flies launch into the air backwards.

― Nick, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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