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Gah, Royal mail has decided to scrap mail going by train after 173 years of service. 160,000 more lorry journeys, 30.5 million more lorry load miles. And they won't even provide the figures to back up their assertion that road, and air are cheaper.

Rather than base their network around rail they have come up with a new network where rail is not part of part of the picture. What is incredible is that mail and rail are ideally suited to each other, but as the Royal Mail move to out of town sorting offices they have made them part of the road network without making them part of the rail network, thus meaning that to get on a train insteanm of going, road-rail-road, it has to go road-road-rail-road-road, once again bad planning has made the most effective means of doing something the most expensive.

Ed (dali), Friday, 6 June 2003 08:35 (twenty-two years ago)

http://mercurio.iet.unipi.it/pix/gb/electric/emu-ac/325/325016-s63.jpg
They even used to be able to pick up post without stopping
http://www.gcrailway.co.uk/pictures/dp/mail1.jpg

Ed (dali), Friday, 6 June 2003 08:36 (twenty-two years ago)

They should never gotten rid of the railroad.

Or the penny post.

I blame e-mail.

Pete (Pete), Friday, 6 June 2003 08:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know whose fault this is but it does seem to be an example of CAPITALISM GONE MAD.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 6 June 2003 08:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Night Mail

robster (robster), Friday, 6 June 2003 08:49 (twenty-two years ago)

It was only the TPOs that picked up mail on the side of the road.

I understand the nostalgia thing, but it's a plc company, it's not making money, it has to uphold a universal service, while being severely restricted to what it can do charging wise, and it's profit making sections are subject to competition, and it has to provide it's services for 11.5p?!

On radio 5 today, apparently there are loads of trucks and lorries running practically empty, so they're improving that side of their logistics.

Vicky (Vicky), Friday, 6 June 2003 08:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyway, I'm getting into dangerous territory, so I'm going to back out and try my best to not read the thread, or I'll have steam coming out of my ears, and I don't think the researchers will be too happy.

Vicky (Vicky), Friday, 6 June 2003 08:52 (twenty-two years ago)

have you noticed that policemen are getting younger these days?

and what Vicky said re: logistics, it's all about the trunking, with the road journeys they can send out mail both ways therefore increasing loads on the same number of trucks, esp. if they're running virtually empty lorries at the mo, which is just wrong in logistics terms.

chris (chris), Friday, 6 June 2003 08:54 (twenty-two years ago)

on the plus side, the heightened pretension of lorryside-signage over the past few years has been a boon to all

mark s (mark s), Friday, 6 June 2003 08:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Competition is a ridiculous idea for the post office. When will people get it into there heads that some things are public services, meant to serve the public and don't benefit from competition. They benefit from good management and a public service ethic. It seems crazy when it is government policy to reduce the ammount of freight going by road and increase that going by rail that a publicly own company is going to cause a cut of 4% in rail freight.

I don't doubt that the TPO service was not cost effective but I think that is due to that way that sorting offices have been restructured not due to the inherent cost of the TPO service. Royal mail has be backed into this corner by the EU, the government, and by its own incompetence during the 90s.

The decline i belive can be traced to when the Mail trains stopped using urban stations and as with all railfreight has had its heart ripped out by the closure, destruction and selling off of urban frieght yard and by the lack of an effective intermodal frieght system that is compatible with urban areas.

Ed (dali), Friday, 6 June 2003 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Furthermore we have the cheapest postal service in the EU, if not the western world, german companies bulk mail from Britain to Germany because its cheaper than using the German postal service. Stamp ought to be 10p more expensive and it still would be reasonable.

Ed (dali), Friday, 6 June 2003 09:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Competition is a ridiculous idea for the post office. When will people get it into there heads that some things are public services, meant to serve the public and don't benefit from competition.

but it's not Ed and the people that are running it are having to make the best of a bad job that they have inherited. the chances of getting it back into public hands are slim to none.

chris (chris), Friday, 6 June 2003 09:16 (twenty-two years ago)

the chances are none, there's an EU directive that prevents that from happening. We need another EU directive to compel mail compaines europe wide to use rail, both nationally and internationally. Hopefully when the European Railways Agency gets going it will be able to fight for this kind of legislation.

Ed (dali), Friday, 6 June 2003 09:19 (twenty-two years ago)

a bit of good old fashoined keynesian regulation is what we need here, and I'm not a natural keynesian socialist. Some thingshave to be nationalised of heavily regualted because otherwise, we the people do not get what we want, or for that matter what is good for us.

Ed (dali), Friday, 6 June 2003 09:22 (twenty-two years ago)

what's the point if it's not cost effective? Or would you say that all mail should be transported by rail, using no trucks at all? You need integration of logistics methods, not one or other, and if trucks (which are essential to the service lets face it) are running inefficiently then you have to make them efficient, cut out the dead wood and dump the inflexible rail part of it, thereby increasing flexibility and decreasing wasteage.

chris (chris), Friday, 6 June 2003 09:24 (twenty-two years ago)

1) there are benefits to using rail beyond the economics of it

2) we are only in this situation because of where the Royal Mail has loacted it distribution hubs, and not even that. The Sheffield/SouthYorshire, distribution centre is right by the sheffield- doncaster rail line, in the Don valley, but no rail link was put in so if mail is to go by rail it has to be loaded into a lorry and taken to doncaster before it can be put on a train. This pattern is repeated throughout the country.

3) Road transport is disproportionately cheap, it is subsidised through general taxation (road building an maintenance) to a much greater degree than rail is.

4) sometime ago Royal mail stopped loading mail on to both ordinary passenger trains and TPOs at ordinary stations (some large terminii excepted), in city centres. Ordinary passenger train s now very rarely have mail vans as a result.

Rather than give up on rail, the government, if it is serious about moving frieght from road to rail (it wants to see an 80% increase by 2010), then it should provide the money to reverse the changes that have made transporting the mail by rail uneconomic and inefficient.

Ed (dali), Friday, 6 June 2003 09:40 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm inclined to blame email too, post is rubbish anyway, all i ever do is get bills or send payments for bills (which i realise i probably don't need to use the post for).

oh and birthday cards to my mother.

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 6 June 2003 09:54 (twenty-two years ago)

also, call yourself some sort of anarchist ed?? ;)

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 6 June 2003 09:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Of course one of the great problems with the mail rail service was staffing. It was relatively difficult to recruit a shift pattern which took five hours London to Glasgow for mail sorting which would then involve another dead five hour shift coming back.

So what you appear to be advocating Ed is a raising of postal costs to pay for uneconomic practices to satisfy a nostalgic urge that mail = rail. WHy should the mail service pay for the breaking up of the rail system. And who is to say that if and when saif rail system is finally sorted out, the mail won't go back (though I've got to say at the moment it is pretty unlikely). An empty rail train is much more environmentally damaging and economically defunct than an empty rail van.

Pete (Pete), Friday, 6 June 2003 10:16 (twenty-two years ago)

ever since i posted my address on ilxor i have been inundated with gay junk mail: if you do not delete the entire post office system immediately i shall be forced to use my degree in media studies to make you sorry you were ever born

you are all mateless losers who have never had sex

mark s (mark s), Friday, 6 June 2003 10:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Bring back the milk train!

Sam (chirombo), Friday, 6 June 2003 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I propose that, staff could return by scheduled passenger services, or due to the impending reduction of the journey time between London and glasgow, do a full shift in both directions. Also bear in mind that there will be no en route soring in lorries so why not just bung the mail bags on a train instead of a lorry and leave the train at its destinantion until it is needed to return, in the same way a lorry is.

Ed (dali), Friday, 6 June 2003 10:25 (twenty-two years ago)

yes bring back the milk train, and the cattle train and the fish train, bring back rail freight. Rebuild the Bishopsgate goods yard as a goods yard and distribution centre for london. Theres no point in building rail freight centres outside major cities.

Ed (dali), Friday, 6 June 2003 10:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Why don't you try and get a job with them, they've got a graduate recruitment programme ;0)

Vicky (Vicky), Friday, 6 June 2003 10:27 (twenty-two years ago)

why not make rail passengers deliver the mail in return for reductions in their ticket prices?

mark s (mark s), Friday, 6 June 2003 10:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I am applying for lots of jobs in the rail industry as we speak. However, before I sort out rail freight i have to sort out the paucity of International services from the UK. Even worse than mail by rail is the fuck up that is the Eurostar/Unioin Railways.

Ed (dali), Friday, 6 June 2003 10:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I propose that, staff could return by scheduled passenger services

because they're not full enough already? and also you're going to need the vans at the other end, unless all the sorting depots are integrated into the rail system.

Ed, basically this ain't going to work, it's innefficient and would require huge amounts of subsidy, which you won't make up from raising post prices as there is no way they can get away with it, just look at the fuss caused when they raise price by a penny.

The alternative for you Ed would seem to be to build a time machine and kill Dr Beeching, or maybe just live in the past where I reckon you'd enjoy it far more.

chris (chris), Friday, 6 June 2003 10:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Yet again Mark S applies lateral thinking to a problem and solves it in one foul swoop. They mail vans at the distribution centre could be replaced by a fleet of taxis which take you home in return for you delivering all the mail on your street.

The problem with bunging mail sacks on an empty train is the aforemention lack of mail - even goods coaches. Since the rail is run on a profit basis (which I know you also disagree with) this will require an empty carriage (cos you can't just bung mail sacks in a passenger compartment).

Mail train leaving London sorting office to Glasgow would leave about 11-ish to arrive Glasgow 4am-ish in time to get pre sorted mail out for first post. Said mail train returning at 4:40am will get to London way after the first post delivery deadline so not feasible (this is what used to happen with the 2nd class post of course). Removal of mail train should also logically also mean removal of 2nd class post.

I'm not sure Ed would like it in the past that much. They'd throw stones at him for having dirty hair.

Pete (Pete), Friday, 6 June 2003 10:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know about the details of this situation, but I suspect chris is being a bit hoodwinked. It does seem unlikely that trains are intrinsically uneconomic, even if you don't take into account the environmental cost. I'm quite prepared to believe that they are uneconomic in the current set-up, though. But I dunno. I just never trust people when they say There Is No Alternative.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 6 June 2003 10:39 (twenty-two years ago)

it's not about dr beeching, it's about mail distribution centres that were built in the last 10 years. There is a supreme lack of immagination in the rail industry, railfrieght has not had a revolution since the container and that was over 30 years ago. It is in decline because modern technology is not being applied to the service. The fact that a innovative intermodal frieght system for inter-urban and rural to urban freight has not been devloped is a scandal. And its not just in the UK, its throughout Europe.

Noone has tried to make rail frieght effiecient, for mail or anything else, this is why it is not used. I'm not really criticising the Royal mail , although heaven knows it must take some blame. I'm criticising an industry that is still using methods that date from the victorian era and lacks the slightest degree of innovation.

Ed (dali), Friday, 6 June 2003 10:40 (twenty-two years ago)

in fact it will mainly be taxis all the way as the trains are gradually being eliminated

what the logistics lorries should do is advertise their huge amount of unused space — generally they are only carrying abt five parcels per lorry anyway — and fill it up with "delivery-passengers" booked on "mailrail" journeys which in fact only ever existed on timetables

once the trains no longer have to WORRY about passenger comfort etc, they can be run smoothly and efficiently and emptily, never once having to stop at those stupid "stations" (they could even be robotised hurrah, then their total elimination will be unnecessary)

mark s (mark s), Friday, 6 June 2003 10:41 (twenty-two years ago)

A few times i have been put in a taxi from manchester to sheffield when one of the late night services has been cancelled. Apparently its cheaper than running the train.

Ed (dali), Friday, 6 June 2003 10:44 (twenty-two years ago)

N. logistics is my (professional) life. All I know is that if we used trains, we'd be f*cked. The distribution network just isn't there at all with relation to trains, they just don't give the flexibility require for a fast moving delivery situation.

chris (chris), Friday, 6 June 2003 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

But second post is being removed!

Don't forget manpower when thinking about costs....

Nick, who's hoodwinking Chris?! We haevn't even discussed it, so it aint me!

Vicky (Vicky), Friday, 6 June 2003 10:51 (twenty-two years ago)

The need for all of this will be removed once we all live IN THE SAME PLACE,

Well if Peter Noone was trying to make the service more efficient no wonder it didn't work. He should have stuck with Herman's Hermits (can I get my ten pounds now please).

"I'm not really criticising the Royal mail , although heaven knows it must take some blame" = I am criticising the Royal Mail. Let's sic Vicky on him. And Chris can talk about Supply Train - i mean Chain - Solutions in the background. Flexibility - in my day we didn't know the mean of the word (Half Day CLosing on Wednesday Hurrah!)

Pete (Pete), Friday, 6 June 2003 10:51 (twenty-two years ago)

i have seen large swathes of north wales by taxi or minibus - last year i was driven from machynlleth to criccieth, alone except for the driver in a 30-seater coach, through the most beautiful welsh valley i ever saw

he said that he and his colleagues earn a fortune running this route, almost daily (and south also i guess) for passengers who miss their connection on the welsh coastal trains

mark s (mark s), Friday, 6 June 2003 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

chris, then the railways need to devlop to meet the needs of their customers and potential customers, something that the SRA is very reluctant to allow to happen.

Ed (dali), Friday, 6 June 2003 10:54 (twenty-two years ago)

THE MAN is hoodwinking Chris.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 6 June 2003 10:59 (twenty-two years ago)

And making him use phrases like 'delivery situation'.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:01 (twenty-two years ago)

this whole thing is just another example of how fucked up the railways are. They should put me in charge of the railways and allow me to launch a geurilla campaign blowing up motorways, then we;ll see how you choose to send the mail.

Ed (dali), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:02 (twenty-two years ago)

yes what's wrong with "situational deliverance logistics crux"

mark s (mark s), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:03 (twenty-two years ago)

blowing up motorways

No, I think the solution to the problem is to close the motorways, then build railway lines along the routes of the motorways. This would then solve the logistics problem, coz the railway lines would be in the right places for the distribution centres.

I would time travel back further than Beeching and kill whoever invented the internal combustion engine so that the choice was rail vs. canal vs. horse and cart. Rail would win, obv.

MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:13 (twenty-two years ago)

ph34r our wr4th puny landsmen

The Canal Liberation Army (mark s), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:17 (twenty-two years ago)

british rail would still be up the spout then, as we have possibly the least electrified railway nework in Europe, which brings up another problem for railfreight and for that matter passenger services.

Ed (dali), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:18 (twenty-two years ago)

And incidently, canals are ideally suited to transporting some forms of bulk goods, grain, agregates, etc. Especiallly grain seing as canals pass through major arable areas.

Ed (dali), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I love my car

Mooro (Mooro), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:20 (twenty-two years ago)

london underground and eurostar cd both save money on track upkeep if they converted to a subterranean canal system (also this wd solve the problem of the rising urban water table caused by the decline of heavy industry in cities)

mark s (mark s), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know why it doesn't all go by plane and get parachuted out. Or matter transferral bean (though there might be the Fly problem, when you get a gas bill which is half bill, half fly and the payment slip will drop off in a pile of goo in you Sugar Puffs).

WHat about the knock on effect of online shopping (less mail, but more weight). A postie I know in Brighton now refuses to deliver books, she just puts the slip throuygh the door.

Infernal combustion engine more like.

Pete (Pete), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:24 (twenty-two years ago)

ideally suited if you've got all the time in the world, Ed. Anyway, I've just time travelled back to kill the inventor of the internal combustion engine and you're worried abt a little detail like electrification?!

MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:25 (twenty-two years ago)

if the canal system were electrified, then the various competing electricity companies could be put under useful competitive pressure also

mark s (mark s), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:25 (twenty-two years ago)

There have been a *few* rail-served mail depots built in the past decade. Well, um, two, I think: Willesden and Low Fell. A lot of the trains used by the Royal Mail were custom-built within the past decade, too; the picture at the top of the thread is an example.

Generally, though, Ed is right: rail has become 'uneconomic' because the Royal Mail has moved away from city-centre sorting offices. The main sorting office in Edinburgh used to be right in the heart of the city, on the corner of North Bridge, with its own access into Waverley station next-door. Now, it's in a residential area between Edinburgh and Leith. It's right next to a railway line, but with no rail facilities. Giving it rail facilities would involve electrifying a couple of miles of branch-line, which no doubt the R. M. would be unwilling to pay for.

As The Guardian pointed out today, the R. M.'s tactics over this look a little odd. Their rail contract doesn't expire for another three years; but half way through it they decided to demand that EWS (the railfreight company that operates their trains) drop its prices. When EWS tried to come to a compromise, the R. M. just said 'sorry, as you're not going to do what we asked we're cancelling our contract over two years early'.

caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:25 (twenty-two years ago)

could digital cable and the subterrean canal system be unified?

worldwide waterweb: joint CEOs ed, mark s, jon tickle

mark s (mark s), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Who needs fat cats when you have troglodyte CEOs.

Ed (dali), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Gas could be sent via the subterannean canal system too in large bubbles. These could be used to push the mail boats along thus ensuring further energy savings.

Mooro (Mooro), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm surprised a lot of you are still using your computers, why haven't you thrust your clogs into the workings as they're taking the jobs of the working man?

That's the sort of thinking we want Mooro, futuristic!

chris (chris), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:35 (twenty-two years ago)

The reason why the new sorting offices are outside towns is because new fangled automatic sorting machinery tales up a lot of floor space, as oposed to the manual sorting frames that could be put on many floors. The town centre sorting offices weren't big enough, and city centre land prices were too high, so they moved outside.

Vicky (Vicky), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:35 (twenty-two years ago)

They built a lot of them next to rail lines with no rail connections which is inexcusable.

Ed (dali), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:38 (twenty-two years ago)

This may of course be the fault of Railtrack, the SRA, Opraf, or any number of other bodies.

Ed (dali), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:40 (twenty-two years ago)

To be fair, rail privatisation (and the changes in the rail industry in general since the 1980s and since the Clapham crash in particular) is an equal cause of *that* problem - as I'm sure you know, modifying any details of the railway network is now an excessively expensive and bureaucratic exercise.

caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

ts: fat cats vs old moles

mark s (mark s), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Ed you are so quick to blame others. Have yopu not considered that this sorry mess might be all YOUR fault.

Pete (Pete), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Gah, cross-posting.

The report on the Clapham crash is also to blame, because it greatly increased the amount of paperwork and actual work involved in making minor signalling alterations.

The transfer of the Railway Inspectorate from the Dept. of Transport to the Health & Safety Executive has also made matters worse in this regard.

caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Mea culpa, they offered me the chairmanship of British Railways Board when I was twelve, I turned it down and they went an privatised the railways.

(to be fair the railway inspectorate belongs in the HSE really)

Ed (dali), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Logically, it does; but the move meant that most of the people up in the hierarchy had no idea about the railway system, how it works and how its procedures were evolved. More of the hierarchy than had previously been the case, at least.

It's definitely a combination of several factors that have put the railways in the bureaucracy-stifled state they're in - privatisation being the biggest, of course, but the move of the R.I. and over-reaction to Clapham being two others.

caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Night Mail by W.H. Auden, the poem of the 1930s documentary that lent its poignant (now doubly poignant) last line to David Bowie's song 'Ricochet':

'For who can bear to feel himself forgotten?'

Momus (Momus), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the HSE culture was useful for HM Inspectorate of Railways. I've met a lot of people from the HSE since the HSE HSLab is next to by department at uni, however you are wuite right that there was not a great understanding of how railways work.

Ed (dali), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

in france of course th mail goes by this
http://mercurio.iet.unipi.it/pix/fr/electric/emu/TGV/Poste/laposte.jpg
there is no lorry that can come close to keeping up with it

Ed (dali), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:55 (twenty-two years ago)

they offered Ed the chairmanship of British Railways Board when he was twelve, he turned it down and they awarded it to Spiderman instead...

MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)

My dad got a copy of the Night Mail documentary on video for Christmas.

No lorries can (legally) keep up with the Royal Mail's trains either, of course.

caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

email roolz! never written a letter in my life and am proud of it!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 6 June 2003 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

trains and lorries can't keep up with phonelines.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 6 June 2003 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

But trains and lorries can drive into 'em. I'd like to see what your precious phonelines do then eh?

No lorries need to go as fast as trains. That's what the planes are for. In country the size of Britain, speed is not the issue.

Pete (Pete), Friday, 6 June 2003 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Julio, have you ordered goods online? Haven't you seen that terrific Elton John ad?

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 6 June 2003 12:03 (twenty-two years ago)

in my day we used to walk and things were none the worse for it: you could logisticate a pizza from land's end to john o'groats in just under two weeks and still get change from a penny for an evening out cockfighting

mark s (mark s), Friday, 6 June 2003 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I just paid 55 euro cents to send an ordinary letter from Germany to Britain. But at least the post office was totally empty and I didn't have to wait in a queue. Time is worth more to me than money.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 6 June 2003 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)

''But trains and lorries can drive into 'em. I'd like to see what your precious phonelines do then eh?''

shit! hadn't thought of that!

''Julio, have you ordered goods online? Haven't you seen that terrific Elton John ad?''

only music N but most of my recs are bought in rec shops (I'm a rockist abt these things). elton john ad= reason for killing post office.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 6 June 2003 12:08 (twenty-two years ago)

momus: "is that [name of record company]? where are my royalties?"
record company: "is that momus?" *puts him on hold for two hours*
momus: *delighted* "fair exchange is no robbery!!"

mark s (mark s), Friday, 6 June 2003 12:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Elton John ad = reason for killing Elton John surely.

55 Euro Cents = 42 British pents, which is actually quite favourable (is it still 38p for a Euro letter - and that's pretty much just a poostiecard).

Pete (Pete), Friday, 6 June 2003 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

A train driving into a phoneline is not much use as a train afterwards, sadly.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 6 June 2003 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

This is one of the funniest threads ever. Pete and Mark on golden form.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 6 June 2003 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh come on Matt, I challenge you to put the cord for a trimphone on the West Coast mainline and see what comes off worse.

Hmm, trimphones.

Pete (Pete), Friday, 6 June 2003 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

They should put me in charge of the railways and allow me to launch a geurilla campaign blowing up motorways, then we;ll see how you choose to send the mail.

Better yet, charge tolls on the roads and use the revenues to improve rail service.

j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 6 June 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

or put a troll on each road (certainly under each bridge)...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Sunday, 8 June 2003 10:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh come on Matt, I challenge you to put the cord for a trimphone on the West Coast mainline and see what comes off worse.

Aah. I was thinking of telegraph poles. Do they still have those? I haven't been paying attention.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 9 June 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Trimphones or telegraph poles?

(I think the Telegraph uses yougov.com these days).

Pete (Pete), Monday, 9 June 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Mooro's last post is the world's greatest Top Tip

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 9 June 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)


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