You know it's over when...

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...you'd rather listen to Weezer's Pinkerton than make out.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 7 June 2003 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

What? At that point, you've only just begun!

― Chris P (Chris P), Sunday, 8 June 2003 00:57 (twenty-two years ago)

...you can feel the soil falling over your head.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 8 June 2003 01:26 (twenty-two years ago)

her new found 'friend' is always calling.

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Sunday, 8 June 2003 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

she starts calling new found 'friend' for 'chats'.

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Sunday, 8 June 2003 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

she serves curried vegetables and tofu on the first date.

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Sunday, 8 June 2003 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

uh, what?

― hstencil, Sunday, 8 June 2003 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

...your new "boyfriend" makes you cook for him on your first date instead of having a proper going-out date, and then makes fun of your cuisine choices.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 8 June 2003 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah no shit. If a girl made me curried vegetables and tofu on the first date, she'd be a prize.

― hstencil, Sunday, 8 June 2003 04:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I can make a mean veggie chili, is that ok?

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 8 June 2003 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, but things might get messy post-dinner.

(btw you're already a prize and a catch)

― hstencil, Sunday, 8 June 2003 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

oh stop it you two!

(btw ally chili veggies are tasty, i just can't stomach tofu)

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Sunday, 8 June 2003 04:54 (twenty-two years ago)

...she tells you that she and Bono were meant for each other.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 8 June 2003 05:44 (twenty-two years ago)

your 'best friend' fucks your ex husband.
that pretty much means its over for all of you.
well, it does for me anyway :-)

― donna (donna), Sunday, 8 June 2003 05:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, come on! It's the new century!

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 8 June 2003 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

He tells you he was a finalist for Joe Millionaire.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Sunday, 8 June 2003 08:49 (twenty-two years ago)

...the metorite lands on your house.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 8 June 2003 08:50 (twenty-two years ago)

...you get the "why do you have so many CDs, are you opening up a store?" comment

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Sunday, 8 June 2003 08:52 (twenty-two years ago)

...you'd rather listen to Weezer's Pinkerton than make out.

This is the single most depressing image ever. Thank you Kenan.

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Sunday, 8 June 2003 08:53 (twenty-two years ago)

when you move in together.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 8 June 2003 08:57 (twenty-two years ago)

...you start writing songs about it being over.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 8 June 2003 09:00 (twenty-two years ago)

by that time, for me, its dead and buried.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 8 June 2003 09:02 (twenty-two years ago)

...you realise that you will never be able to not act like a mute geek when you are near her. < /teenage angst>

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 8 June 2003 09:14 (twenty-two years ago)

you'd rather listen to Styx's Equinox than make out.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Sunday, 8 June 2003 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

You know it's over when the thought of staying together is what's making you cry.

― Lara (Lara), Sunday, 8 June 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"you'd rather listen to Styx's Equinox than make out" = i can't ever imagine this not being the case

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 8 June 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

you see it sailing above the crossbar

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 8 June 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

you are too fragile to cohabit

― kephm, Sunday, 8 June 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

you'd rather watch vhi1 classic than have meaning less sex with afriend who is in love with you.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 9 June 2003 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

...you realize that you've been wandering around looking at each other's body all day and the thought of sex hasn't hit you once.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Monday, 9 June 2003 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)

you think your first self-reflexive thought

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 9 June 2003 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Your band is playing in the halftime show at the superbowl.

― David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Monday, 9 June 2003 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I can make a mean veggie chili, is that ok?

I *still* make Ally's chili, by the way.

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 9 June 2003 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

...you realize that you've been wandering around looking at each other's body all day and the thought of sex hasn't hit you once.

I think that's how you know you're married.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 9 June 2003 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Only when you're a stand-up comedian.

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 9 June 2003 02:54 (twenty-two years ago)

That's where I learned everything I know about marriage.

Where else? From my parents? Pffft.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 9 June 2003 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

...she says "I've got two tickets to see Dave Matthews Band."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 9 June 2003 10:22 (twenty-two years ago)

ten years pass...

it's 5.25am and you just googled 'pomeranians having sex gif'

― veneer timber (imago), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 05:27 (eleven years ago)

Amirite

― sarahell, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 05:31 (eleven years ago)

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