I scared a mildy famous ex anchorman today

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Today i was sitting have coffee at the patio of our neighborhood joint
I saw a local news anchor who quit his job to be the " Senior Communcations manager ; Reputation Managment " at our local power company. We had this conversation

Me: DOUG DOWNS
Doug Downs (comes over He takes off his armani sunglasses and putting them into the pocket of his nice but ill fitting green suit) Do i know you
Me: (shaking his smooth supple hand ) no but your famous
Doug: You should be famous too
Me: Why ?
Doug: Because of your hair
Me: ( smiling coyly , eyes downward ) thanx
So you are liking epcor ?
Doug : then procedes to whip out a shiny business card and hand it to me.
I take it , he asks me if he watches A Channel anymore
Me: No , i do not trust it , i only watched it because you were pretty
Doug Downs Female Companion (who is wearing an ugly brown blouse and stiletto heel) emerges from silence : You mean Cute
Me: I mean Pretty
Doug and his bimbo look scared and hury off

― anthony, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anthony, you are a wonderful man indeed.

― Ally C, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why am i wonderful ?

― anthony, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You should have sai d " I have dreamt of thy cock...ablaze and circumcised."

― Pennysong Hanle y, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i have dreamt of him that way

― anthony, Saturday, 15 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Time to make that dream a reality. Just lik Harry K tel

― Pennysong Hanle y, Saturday, 15 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i do have his buisness card ?!

― anthony, Saturday, 15 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hmmm, Mike, you do *know* that ILE's resident unPop star's sis really did do the nasty with the Bad Lieutenant?

When I was little, the Minneapolis anchor/investigative reporter Don Shelby was a friend of my uncle's, and he attempted many times to teach me how to do the 'make the quarter appear and disappear' trick...but I am completely useless at magic tricks.

― suzy, Saturday, 15 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I know it's tough because you had to limit yourself to nowhereland there, Suzy, but I think that one falls below your usual standards of namedropping.

― Josh, Saturday, 15 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two years pass...

tee hee x 2

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 19 July 2004 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

five years pass...

He, he x 2

― luol deng (am0n), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 16:59 (sixteen years ago)

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