SISSY MUST GO

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Nu week, nu-thread (nu Fed).

I think Federico will be up for nomination this week .But I also think Sissy will be too. Let's look at the evidence:
Ginger
Sulker
No 1 Crisp thief

All it will take is three nominations for anyone to be up. Steph, Jon and one other will punt Sissy a nomination. Sissy must go because she is mardy and it will wind up the women even more.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 9 June 2003 11:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Leave my Sissy alone.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 9 June 2003 11:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i like sissy best (= she is wiccan to the core) (also her crisps ethic is spot on = THEY ARE NOT PROPER FOOD PPL)

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 9 June 2003 11:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes Sissy must stay she is the sulky core of the whole show.

Given all the fretting about the evictees = females so far I think all the women will vote for men only. I suspect that half the men will, too. If I'm right, it's likely to be a male-only shortlist.

I'm hardly ever right.

― Tim (Tim), Monday, 9 June 2003 11:39 (twenty-two years ago)

What does mardy mean?

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 9 June 2003 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't work out why they even HAVE crisps if they are on 'basic rations'.

She clearly must go, and judging by her reaction to not getting any sweets etc in the task (I'M GOING TO BED), she is a wonderfully bad loser so will be good value on eviction night.

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 9 June 2003 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

mardy = sulky and a little selfish, always wants their own way.

see also: Mardarse

― chris (chris), Monday, 9 June 2003 11:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Predictions for tomorrow: all the women will nominate Jon and Federico. All the men will nominate Sissy and Federico. Federico's own second nomination will be Tania.

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 9 June 2003 11:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks, my ile vocabulary has been expanded!

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 9 June 2003 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

No 1 Crisp thief

can you really steal in the BB house? Aren't the rules of property suspended therein?

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 9 June 2003 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Not for fudge or salt, apparently. Fishboy must go!

― Tim (Tim), Monday, 9 June 2003 11:50 (twenty-two years ago)

why did tania not tell the house at large that BB had caught her liberating ciggies as well as food?

(this may be v.obv, i just only saw the sunday recap where it was highlighted w/o being explored)

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 9 June 2003 11:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"Let's look at the evidence:
Ginger"

Go??? Give her the 70 grand now.

― Tag (Tag), Monday, 9 June 2003 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

BB = utilitarian society. Eating crisps != stealing but is still morally wrong in 'starving' BB context.

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 9 June 2003 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

No she must not, on the grounds that I fancy her.

― RickyT (RickyT), Monday, 9 June 2003 12:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I like her hair. But I'm willing to put this aside - she must go.

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 9 June 2003 12:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you want another woman to go (with the consequent amusing worsening of the gendah divide), Archel?

― Tim (Tim), Monday, 9 June 2003 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I think we might have three or four people up, the reasoning given above is sound though (except I think Steph will vote Sissy). Of course like all right thinking people I really want RAY TO GO.

Remember as well, somewhere along the line we're still bound to get someone new joining.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 9 June 2003 12:14 (twenty-two years ago)

crips are proper food mr sinker...
chewable + swallowable = food
chewable + not swallowable = gum

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 9 June 2003 12:15 (twenty-two years ago)

next you'll be saying they're vegetables mr stelfox

the phrase "i'm starving" when used in a context where crisps are available means NOT "famine is upon us" but "it's snacktime"

snacks = anyone can eat them whenever EVEN IF IT MEANS SOMEONE ELSE DOESN'T GET ONE
(chocolate = pudding so this doesn't apply) (cf "my last rolo" and similar texts)

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 9 June 2003 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

crisps not green and not carrots, therefore not veg, obv!

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 9 June 2003 12:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Snacking is the bane of early 21st century civilization. Sissy is the epitome of the snacking me generation.

Luckily the good people at Doritos Dippas are working on a more egalitarian co-operative form of snacking as exemplified by their Friendchips manifesto.
(This has been undermined somewhat by having the knobend from My Family in the advert).

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 9 June 2003 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

the knobend from My Family in the advert

there's not just one!

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 9 June 2003 12:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't mind if another woman goes. If it's Sissy. Also I think it will force the situation to change, as three against six will just not work. Plus the emerging tension between Sissy and Steph has potential...

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 9 June 2003 12:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Point taken.

Zoe Wanamaker is supposedly playing Hildy Johnston in the National Theatre version of His Girl Friday. This makes me want to weep.

In checking IMDB for more Sissy Spacek films so we can move on from the admittedly very funny Carrie jokes that have been done so far I discovered that Sissy Spacek is the voice of Anne Uumellmahaye in the Man With Two Brains. I am gobsmacked.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 9 June 2003 12:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Archel yes so if a woman must go then it should be the cig rustler, whatever her name is.

― Tim (Tim), Monday, 9 June 2003 12:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus. The main crime Sissy has committed is eating more crisps than the rest of them. Instead of bitching about it behind her back WHY OH WHY doesn't someone say 'blimey, Siss, go steady on the crisps or you will shrivel up like a slug ha ha' or similar light hearted comment designed to let her know she is eating too many crisps. Jon's talk to Nush doesn't seem to have achieved anything other than a persecution complex in the girls. Since no one is going to say outright SISSY YOU ARE A CRISP GUZZLING OLD TART then the problem won't get solved and they will continue to receive less than their crisp ration and have only themselves to blame.

― Emma, Monday, 9 June 2003 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

no one says that = they ph34r her ~~violent telekinetic abilities~~ ability to project vocal sexiness onto a disembodied brain

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 9 June 2003 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Except of course by using the age old method of getting them voted out. Ha ha. Though I think the real fault is Big Brothers for not giving them a Tuperware contain unto which they could empty a part opened crisp packet for more crisp joy later in the day.

Have they not tried making their own Chick Pea sourced crisps.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 9 June 2003 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Indeed. I only found out the other day that Sissy is just her nickname. I thought it was just a coincidence.

People are haunted by the memories of past contestants. Hence the 'Arrgh - Anoushka is the new Jade' nonsense. And I think people have Adele in the back of their minds when they dissSissy.

As Pete says, Ray by far the most obnoxious, but he is pretty safe from eviction at the moment I think.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 9 June 2003 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Since no one is going to say outright SISSY YOU ARE A CRISP GUZZLING OLD TART then the problem won't get solved and they will continue to receive less than their crisp ration and have only FEDERICO to blame

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 9 June 2003 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

But Emma, bitching behind Sissy's (or whoever's) back is meat and drink to BB (in the absence of any ACTUAL meat or drink haha).

Though raging honesty is also fun.

I think Jon was trying to do a good thing in explaining to Nush the feeling in the Boy Camp, but in fact just looked like a bit of a git and exposed the full extent of the whispering campaign.

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 9 June 2003 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

haha note n.'s use of "the other day": BB4 is less old than the timespan that "the other day" covers hence he is not off the hook

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 9 June 2003 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Off the hook?

btw, my 'Indeed' above looks a bit odd following Pete's chick pea crisps idea. It was actually meant to endorse what Emma had said. Not that I'm opposed to chick pea crisps.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 9 June 2003 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

WRIGGLE FOR YR LIFE HOOK BOY

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 9 June 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Bitching is indeed part of the fun but it is important to maintain a healthy distance i.e. by all means by entertained by the petty sniping but do not allow yourself to be drawn in. The tone of some of this thread seems to agree that Sissy must not only go but be hung, drawn & quartered because she had the audacity to eat too many crisps.

― Emma, Monday, 9 June 2003 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't mind Sissy at all. She's sulky, cries at the drop of a hat and is great entertainment.

Surely GOS MUST GO. His "gangsta rapper" impressions are puerile, he has a foul mouth, he is so obvious in his "subtle" attempts to mix it and stir the others. There's a really sleazy quality about him that I really can't stand.

BB4 - best of the lot??

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Monday, 9 June 2003 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, I don't care about the crisps. More concerned about the mardiness.

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 9 June 2003 13:02 (twenty-two years ago)

MUST GO TOP FOUR (in the correct order):

FISHBOY
Ray
Cig rustler Tania
Federico

― Tim (Tim), Monday, 9 June 2003 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I couldn't believe that she sulked so much, considering she got into the secret room last week by doing sweet fa!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 9 June 2003 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)

cameron must stay obv

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 9 June 2003 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Cameron must stay because he was reading out relevant bits from the Bible to himself re. their food crisis. Perhaps the parable of the loaves and fishes?

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 9 June 2003 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

haha BBHouse shd have MENE MENE TEKEL UPHARSIN written on the wall

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 9 June 2003 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Er, HEIN? (Is that what the moving finger writes and having writ moves on?)

He brings stability and must go.

― Tim (Tim), Monday, 9 June 2003 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

he must stay so i can make more bible jokes

― methuselah s (mark s), Monday, 9 June 2003 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Why does Gos never get mentioned on BB threads? If ILE is anything to go by, he is slipping behind the sofa of the collective consciousness and will therefore make it to the final without making any impression on anyone ever. That and the fact that he can cook and therefore is the prime asset inside the house.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 9 June 2003 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Collective national consciousness, even.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 9 June 2003 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

BIG BROTHER MUST GO!

― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 9 June 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Gos is not mentioned because the only thing that strikes the BB viewer about him is that he is fat. As it is not considered the done thing to mention such things, his presence goes unremarked.

― Emma, Monday, 9 June 2003 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Sissy will probably do quite well when she leaves. Endorsements for Kleenex, Andrex, maybe Optrex?

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Monday, 9 June 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

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What's wrong with gos? Apart from the fact that he didn't look very happy nominating.

It's very interesting watching the uncut nominations on E4 and then seeing the cut version on BB later. Jon's reasoning for nominating sissy, though still ridiculous and bound to draw the wrath of veggies everywhere, was more understandable when you heard him say that it was because she wouldn't eat quorn, and pasta, and loads of other things most veggies eat, and that's why she was taking up a lot of the food money.

I can't believe I kind of stood up for jon...

― Vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 06:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, Fussy must go. (However, isn't meat more expensive than pasta etc, hm? Maybe they should all eat veggie for a while. Or eat Sissy.)

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 07:22 (twenty-two years ago)

but what they only very occassionally mention is that "basic rations" includes a bit of meat or fush every day, which is why they spent most of their £36 on BREAD and bog roll, because they are odd.

how come they don't have to make bread this year anyway?

also gos and nush should go (in the near future) for being SHIT at nominating. sissy to go this week due to extreme mardiness...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 07:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Gos made bread, voluntarily, in the first week. Do basic rations include flour and yeast?

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 08:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I like Nush's nominations, they're funny. plus Gos does make bread, they just buy more for some reason

― chris (chris), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 08:07 (twenty-two years ago)

They are gluten fiends.

― Emma, Wednesday, 11 June 2003 08:08 (twenty-two years ago)

gluten gluttons?

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 08:13 (twenty-two years ago)

the three most evictable people

But aren't the three most evictable = the three most boring people = the people that will get nominated last, because being interesting is just sticking your head above the parapet?

I mean, our interests and the housemates' don't really coincide.

It may be poor gamesmanship to put all three of the interesting ones up for nomination, though. It helps everyone else to have them around, since if those were the next three to go, the parapet will be lower, until we see "Name must go for clipping his toenails from little to big".

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 08:40 (twenty-two years ago)

clipping his toenails from little to big

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 09:30 (twenty-two years ago)

little toe to big toe, obv, rather than the "right" way in a big-endian little-endian type controversy

― Alan (Alan), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 09:32 (twenty-two years ago)

According to the CH4BB site STEPH CAN'T GO: http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=2286

― Tim (Tim), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 09:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Sissy needs to go, if she's that scared why on earth go in there in the first place. I want Jon to go personally, but after sissy's performance when she didn't get into the 'treat' room, she needs to go!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 09:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, I thought it was nail clipper voodoo.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 09:45 (twenty-two years ago)

BB website writers don't seem to know what 'infer' means.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 09:48 (twenty-two years ago)

task in 15 minutes people!

bb spy has all the details: ten minutes to complete - two chances to do it.

and Jon has been cocking up the most in practice.

― chris (chris), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

They've failed again.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Whose fault was it this time?

― Emma, Wednesday, 11 June 2003 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

everyone's by the sound of it! Complete and utter breakdown, both times!

― Vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

While this is funny, for god's sake BB give them some booze so we can see some drunken antics. Or maybe Jon could redeem himself by using his technical skills for something useful ie make a still in the garden.

― Emma, Wednesday, 11 June 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Why do they keep gambling so much of their budget?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

The logic this week was that they managed last week on £30 or whatever so the could again so they might as well gamble.

I suspect the existence of the treat room may make the prospect of a week without cider money more tolerable.

― Tim (Tim), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

They have to bet at least 50%.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

BB have relented though and is giving them a Chinese takeaway and some "refreshments" (booze) for their good effort. Backtracking. Hopefully it should loosen a few tongues...

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha. Sissy is gone. Fear her evil ways no longer.

The off licence down the road from us had replaced its "Tennents Lager 6 cans for £5" blackboard witn one saying "Vote Sissy Out" and the telephone number to do just that.

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

PHEAR THE POWER OF ILX

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Sissy and Trania lezzed up the other night but I can't find photographic evidence anywhere

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Crumbs.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Hurrah for The Sun

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Hurrah for The Sun

I am unlikely to utter these words again in a hurry

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I am distraught.

― RickyT (RickyT), Friday, 13 June 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Sissy has just looked v. shocked at being shown a picture of the aforementioned "lezzing up" incident.

"Who's that" she said. How much drink did they get?

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 13 June 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I figured out what it actually is that annoys me about Sissy: the lines between her teeth are too distinct!

― Cozen (Cozen), Friday, 13 June 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I figured out what it actually is that annoys me about Sissy: the lines between her teeth are too distinct!

More criticism of the perfect teeth? No offence, but you're full of wind.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Friday, 13 June 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

He does talk a lot of wind. I was aghast tonight at pissed Ally C going about how attractive Justine was. To me she is clearly the least attractive of a, to be fair, pretty damn OK bunch. But still:

6. Justine
5. Trania
4. Steph
3. Anoushka
2. Sissy
1. Nush

Though Sissy kind of pushes for No. 1 pretty hard when I'm in a certain mood.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 13 June 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I can only think that this display of interest in such 'average' ladies is the result of you staging your own BB4 with only a telly, a tennis racket and some cotton wool for company?

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 13 June 2003 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I meant 'OK' to mean 'way above average'. I don't know what this says about me and the state of the world.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 13 June 2003 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I know what you meant. I didn't think you had such catholic tastes is all.

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 13 June 2003 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the word 'catholic' is one of the most beautiful the English language has to offer.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 13 June 2003 23:31 (twenty-two years ago)

N. - the nodding dog of late night quips.

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 13 June 2003 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

That was no quip! You want quips? Errmm...

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 13 June 2003 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

A walnut quip.

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 13 June 2003 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Sissy is the ugliest person alive.

― Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 14 June 2003 10:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Teeth is a team sport!

That is, your teeth should be an unassailable whole not perfectly individuated slabs.

― Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 14 June 2003 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

(N. otm re:the beauty of the word 'catholic')

― Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 14 June 2003 10:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I love Sissy. I can't remember agreeing with N so heartily.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 14 June 2003 10:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I too love Sissy. She was representing the Brethren.

Funny - after talking to Tim about how much I wanted Ray out yesterday evening, I now find myself backtracking. Admittedly this is purely because of the possibility he might actually be the first BB contestant to hit another.

― Tag (Tag), Saturday, 14 June 2003 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Ronan ist korrekt.

― RickyT (RickyT), Saturday, 14 June 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes!!

WATCH OUT GURLS.

― Sarah (starry), Saturday, 14 June 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

In order:

Cameron must go!

Fed must go!

Steph must go!

Ray must go!

Tania must go!

Scott must go!

Nush must go!

I only really like Gos cos he's a local and Jon.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 15 June 2003 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"Of course women can do what they want; it doesn't mean I have to respect them!"

"Newcastle is SHITxOR!"

- Fed.

― Cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 15 June 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

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