This is the thread in which we pressure Nate Patrin to post the photo I took of him and J0#n D@rn13113 posing w/menacing looks & devil signs

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I took it at the Lifter Puller show in Minneapolis Friday, and it is, I kid you not, probably the best ILx photo evah. Let's have it!

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Y'all have no idea how much you need to see this thing. Really. It's grate.

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm..sure it is (/morpheus)

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

post it n8!!

(during the show Sunday Craig riffed abt "only the hometown opening bands could hold their liquor" = picture must be genius.)

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DOOOOOO IIIIIIIIT!!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Nate you bastard! Do it! DO IT!

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

don't do anything you don't wanna do nate ;)

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

This would make Nate look even more like Fred Durst?

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

sometime this century Nate!

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Nate is great! D4rn1ell3 is [something that rhymes with D4rn1ell3]!
Nate is great! D4rn1ell3 is [something that rhymes with D4rn1ell3]!
Nate is great! D4rn1ell3 is [something that rhymes with D4rn1ell3]!
Nate is great! D4rn1ell3 is [something that rhymes with D4rn1ell3]!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM!!!!

― hawt_young_cheerleaders (nickalicious), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Nate is gr8! D4r|\|13113 is 4 r3/-\1!

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

(i.e., my last name would rhyme perfectly with "starkeel" if "starkeel" were a word)

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

ya laws of language and logic I defy 'em/
I bring instant death to red dwarves and white giants/
a thousand points accumulated fo the starkeel*/
toss the bag of pennies over the heel*/
who come around to collect but my boy Darni3ll3/
can you feel?/
I done deliver a wound you won't nevah heal/
the tomb's been sealed/
so come on ya runnin late/
where's my boy Nate?/
if he don't post the devil-signs pic soon then we got no choice but to hate/
sheeeeeeeee-it

("starkill" & "hill" pronounced like starkeel and heel, obv)

― the nza (nickalicious), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

post post post post post!

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

nza you realize your post postulates the possiblity of '".wop" as a domain

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

to be supplanted by the more unwieldy but somehow more l33+ ".guinea" domain no doubt

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Best thread evah, only to be made bettah BY THE PICTURE.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, we need the picture. The only thing better would be a M0unta1n G0at$ Lord of the Rings musical album titled My Precious.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Give it time.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

please nate - do it!

― hiram the baby hippo (James Blount), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

PLEASE!

― hiram the baby hippo (James Blount), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

by "album" I presume you mean "triple-LP," in which case you're in "luck"

x-post: that baby hippo is so much cuter than the picture you're all clamoring for

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

There's no way that picture can live up to its hype.

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

in 99 out of 100 cases I'd say "you're probably right," but I have seen this picture

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

All right, consider me hooked.

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuckin' a. Fine. Since you asked so nicely. But I swear to god y'all are going to be seeing my AWFUL TEEF in your nightmares for MONTHS.

http://hipsterdetritus.blogspot.com/n8andjd.JPG

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Thursday, 12 June 2003 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

crikey

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 12 June 2003 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

(TS: DEVIL SIGNS VS WESSIIIIIIIDE
(Also TS: Bad teeth vs looking like you have a double chin)

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Thursday, 12 June 2003 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

My god, I look like I'm wearing Walgreens gold fronts

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Thursday, 12 June 2003 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

hey j0hn, why the long face?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 12 June 2003 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, the photoshop possibilities

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 12 June 2003 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

It's like a hip, 21st century Siskel and Ebert!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 12 June 2003 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"WAY UP!"

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Thursday, 12 June 2003 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"This movie made me wanna throw up my set, bitches"

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 12 June 2003 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

John as Mr. Spock in Punks Jump Up To Get Beat Down.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 June 2003 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

If I said John looks like Alan Ruck a la Cameron from Ferris Buellers Day Off in the above photo, would I be maimed and killed horribly? :D

(NB I mean this as a compliment!)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 12 June 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

the dude in question:

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/59/25/22m.jpg

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 12 June 2003 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Heh yeah I saw that photo on imdb and thought "no, he's too old there!"

This ones more like it:

http://www.vulkon.com/images/AlanRuck02.jpg

Tee hee :)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 12 June 2003 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

It all comes back to Star Trek, I tell you!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 June 2003 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, the photoshop possibilities

No way. You can't touch that.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 12 June 2003 05:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Nate looks like he's making a face in that picture. John, on the other hand, looks... otherworldly. (?) Bizarre, at any rate. Genuinely creepy. Like he ought to mate with Bjork and make little eternally-living hyper-humans.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 12 June 2003 05:33 (twenty-two years ago)

try really drunk and about to scream every Lifter Puller lyric back at the band

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 12 June 2003 05:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Are they mutually exclusive?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 12 June 2003 05:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.80s.com/saveferris/images/cast/ruck.jpg

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 12 June 2003 07:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"He'll keep calling me... he'll keep calling me..."

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 12 June 2003 07:28 (twenty-two years ago)

nate has fine english teeth

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 12 June 2003 08:11 (twenty-two years ago)

http://suzann.com/images/drawings/romulan.jpg

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 12 June 2003 11:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know how I'm going to persuade 4ad to use this photo in my next presskit but I feel that it is imperative that I do so

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 12 June 2003 11:51 (twenty-two years ago)

But Nate needs to be in it too. You know, to confuse people.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 12 June 2003 12:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Say he provides the cowbells.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 12 June 2003 12:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Say he's your muse.

― Sarah mclusky (coco), Thursday, 12 June 2003 12:32 (twenty-two years ago)

wow. wow.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 12 June 2003 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Say he's your wife (did I go too far?).

― NA. (Nick A.), Thursday, 12 June 2003 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"As I was writing this album, I felt that the songs were missing something. I suddenly realized that they need to be Patrinized, and then everything fell into place."

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 12 June 2003 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I have started a seperate thread about Cameron.

― NA. (Nick A.), Thursday, 12 June 2003 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Nicole ist genius.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 June 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

And for what it's worth, this thread partially inspired me to listen to The Coroner's Gambit today, indeed right this second. I am hearing a song about onions. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 June 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://homepages.dsl.ca/~sean/dumbstuff/nate-n-spock.jpg
Captain Patrin: We come in peace!
Spock: Die young and suffer!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 12 June 2003 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

THE GREATEST PHOTOGRAPH EVER ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH. And Vulcan's green earth too.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 June 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm still scouting for a way to turn Nate into Worf, as per Stence's request.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 12 June 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

This will have to do:
http://homepages.dsl.ca/~sean/dumbstuff/worf-n-spock.jpg

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 12 June 2003 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

he's GREEN 'cause he HATES MEAT, BLEAARGH

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 12 June 2003 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Sean, why on earth did you Photoshop a tower of labia onto Nate's forehead?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 12 June 2003 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Because that's what my life is like 24/7 baby!

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Thursday, 12 June 2003 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

neo-wigger please!

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 12 June 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"neowigger" sounds like one of those Pokemon things

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Thursday, 12 June 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Two minutes I'll never get back, trying to make that hand sign. I can't even manipulate my hand into that position with my other hand. It's...the...fucking...pinkie...grrr.. DAMN!

You have very nimble fingers.

This post is at least another minute.

― Hunter (Hunter), Friday, 13 June 2003 04:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone's got to turn the hand sign into Spock's "live long and prosper" sign. Also, John looks like Connor Obst (or however that Bright Eyes guy spells his name) crossed with Spock.

― nickn (nickn), Friday, 13 June 2003 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

that's just mean

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 13 June 2003 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

j0hn doesn't have that whiny sack of crap look about him like Oberst does

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 13 June 2003 04:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I just saw Conner for the first time a couple days ago, and yeah, he's the epitome of sad-sack emo boys. I'm not saying John is that way, just in a still photo it was the first (actually second, Spock was first) that jumped out at me.

― nickn (nickn), Friday, 13 June 2003 05:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually with that particular shade of green, J0hn ends up looking like the Wicked Witch of the West.

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 13 June 2003 05:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Sean, why on earth did you Photoshop a tower of labia onto Nate's forehead?
You know, that's actually Worf's forehead colour corrected to match Nate's tone. Who'da knew it?

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 13 June 2003 11:46 (twenty-two years ago)

crudders delivers again!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 13 June 2003 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Crikey!

― Cozen (Cozen), Friday, 13 June 2003 12:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Woo hoo! Sean is my hero!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 13 June 2003 12:14 (twenty-two years ago)

You know, that's actually Worf's forehead colour corrected to match Nate's tone. Who'da knew it?

Worf's pussy-head is what eventually made me stop watching TNG; when he got involved with Troi I kept expecting her to lez up with his forehead and I just couldn't deal.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 June 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

All those hours logged watching TNG, never once did I fantasize about that. I cry.

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 13 June 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

There's a whole lot to cry about there.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 13 June 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

You have very nimble fingers

The 1-2 punch of Nate's labia forehead and my nimble-ass fingaz means I'll get you, my pretty...and your little dog, too! cacklecacklecacklecackle

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I am so happy right now, you can't even know

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

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