AirHitch: Cheap way to cross the ocean or mindwashing cult?

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I don't know if any of you have ever tried AirHitch, which is a system by which travelers with a great deal of flexibility in terms of schedule and destination can get across the Atlantic for ridiculously little money. That's how my brother got to my wedding in Vienna for about $300 six years ago (New York - Milan and then Luxembourg-New York on the way back), and I'm trying to get to Vienna myself sometime next week the same way. There are also positive testimonials all over the net, and it seems to be a fun system that actually works.

BUT -- actual contact with the folks from AirHitch has, in the last few days, been a surrealist nightmare. Imagine, if you will, a travel agency run by the Comic Book Store Guy in the Simpsons after he's read Zoot Horn Rollo's book and decided to try out a few mind control techniques. All questions are rudely returned with indications of great doubt that I'm cut out to fly this way, that I don't get anything about the system, that I obviously haven't read the web page (which I have, and when you read it, we can play Spot the Contradictions together), that I know nothing, and my objections to this are referred to as "metalinguistic commentary" and I am told that if I continue to complain I will not be given opportunities to fly.

What's striking to me about this is that I'm recognizing ego-destroying techniques of the type that cults like to use -- and I just wanna get over the ocean. Does anyone know any more about this mysterous group (who will only refer to themselves as a collective)? Am I gonna get hosed? Or if I take this flight, will I be the one referring to myself in the first-person plural and teling you all that YOU don't get it?

(Also: shouldn't there be a travel category?)

Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I will get back to you if I can on this. I thought, this is weird, and who knows if it'll work. At some point it tells you to have yr tix FedExed, unless you can go by the office in Providence, RI. Well, it so happens that I currently live in Providence, RI, so if I have the time to investigate (I am super busy, must say) I will do so. I need a cheap ticket to Paris anyway.

daria g (daria g), Friday, 13 June 2003 07:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Hah, I checked the site again and their "office" is, in fact, about four blocks away from my apartment. I'll walk by and see if it looks legit, but maybe it's just operated out of someone's house.

daria g (daria g), Friday, 13 June 2003 07:55 (twenty-two years ago)

That's one of the many contradictions on the website, actually -- in one place, they mention vouchers, but in another (and through their fabulously snarky customer service) they confirm that vouchers are not used anymore.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 13 June 2003 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Their webpage is scary! It looks like it was desinged for a high school level web design project!

Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 13 June 2003 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahahhaa... as a coincidence, my friend just emailed me this.

Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 13 June 2003 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Hee hee! Of course, I'm not worried about that occurring with AirHitch, because they're not an airline -- or, as their online staff would put it, "We are not an airline. We do not offer a service. You are clearly laboring under a serious of damaging misconceptions."

Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 13 June 2003 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't fight my way through this goddamn website! What is it that they do?!

King Kobra (King Kobra), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

the website itself looks like a legit service provided by SUPER-DODGY hippies.

so like worst case scenerio they're too stoned to guide you properly thru the whole process and you get screwed out of cash I think.

i don't see them brainwashing you tho. (haha ilx got there first)

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 13 June 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I think you're right, Sterling. And, as I said, I know folks who've flown with them before. I'll follow up...

Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 13 June 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)


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