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Who would you cast in an all-ILX season of The Real World? What would the house look like? And what hilarity/debauchery would ensue?

― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 13 June 2003 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

The house being located at 818 Bootyflakes Lane, of course.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 June 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

petty arguments, little else

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 13 June 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd get completely shitfaced every night and do the running man nude.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 13 June 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

we'd all go nuts, there is no music allowed in the real world house.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 13 June 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

What "jobs" would the cast be forced to get?

― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 13 June 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Kate, Chris and Ned form an alliance to keep a enteral Wub Wub Wub going in the kitchen.
Kate would work as bartender, Ned and Chris would be travel agents.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 13 June 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

J0hn and Momus, obv. They would be like that snake thing where the two snakes are eating each others' tails. They would gradually consume each other, until with a muffled pop! they would disappear forever.

― NA. (Nick A.), Friday, 13 June 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Here's an initial list (picked purely because of the mix of online personalities and to avoid making a "let-me-list-a-bunch-of-people-I've-known-online-for-years" list):

Suzy
Ptee
Nickalicious
I'm Passing Open Windows
Luna
hstencil
Toraneko

They are living in Toronto and they're working in the campaign office of a local candidate.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 June 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

nick would totally hook up with all the chicks.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 13 June 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I think we should make them head researchers into the SARS scare in Toronto. That should provide some good drama!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 13 June 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Who would be the first to find that certain place (where the cameras can't really see) to spend some 'special' time with theirself?!!! I reckon.....

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 13 June 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Who's going to be that chick who insists on running around butt-ass naked?

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i've already committed to being the naked dude.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

i've already committed to being the naked dude. and im going to stick my fingers in everyones peanut butter.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

We need to pick one half of a couple, so they'll always be on the phone arguing with their significant other, who will then get to play a minor role. Or maybe even an on-screen cameo. Suzy & Ed? Sarah McLusky & NA?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Can we rename one of the bf's "Vag".

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Nice idea Dan, but as a former employee of Bunim/Murray Productions I'm sure I would not be eligable to be on the show. Mind you, the money is sweet and I could sabotage all the furniture.

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

i've already committed to being the naked dude. and im going to stick my fingers in everyones peanut butter.

If you're going to be naked, why stop with your fingers?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

you guys!!!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Thats it Ned, your "Jiffy" is on my must dip list.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Who is the token gay dude?

― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't Bunim/Murray specifically target the mentally unstable when casting? Not that this necessarily disqualifies anyone on ilx.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I wouldn't be able to say, but yes. Mainly the feeble minded.

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

You keep your fingers - AND ALL OTHER APPENDAGES - away from my peanut butter, bub.

(If that doesn't sound like a euphemism...)

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi, camera. It's me.
Today J0hn discovered a hat in Momus's suitcase.
Then everyone started yelling.
And (*crying*) I miss my cats! I mean, my boyfriend!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope Dan does his version of "Come on be my baby tonight"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

im going to teabag everyones peanut butter.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Luna proves she'll fit in just fine!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

MY REAL WORLD CAST:

RJG
Momus
Graham
Millar
Kate
Di
Luna

― Mandee, Friday, 13 June 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

The whole series would feature people typing stuff on computers and just passing the occasional "hello" or "okay".

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Wishful thinking -- it would be a total bloodbath no matter who got cast, I fear. As long as I don't come off like Beth from RW Los Angeles, I would be happy.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Ideal cast:

Me
My ego

I would eventually be crushed and devoured.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 June 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Kate would definitely need to be on there.

*sigh* I miss her here.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 13 June 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, how could there be a cast without NED?? Or at least a photo of his head that could be photoshopped into scenes?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 13 June 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Get your dick out of the mash potatos!

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 13 June 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I will throw a fork at Neddy.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 13 June 2003 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Neddy does not exist. There is only Ned.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 June 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

It sounds cooler, like Nelly.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 13 June 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I want to be the guy who doesn't contribute much to any arguments but turns to Ned and tells him that I'm gonna kick the shit out of whomever I don't agree with.

Only if I'm on TV, I'll totally do it.

Trucker hats, indeed. Somebody's gonna meet my fucken boot before the end of that conversation.

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 13 June 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Nickalicious is like Teck.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 13 June 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

EVERYBODY IN THE HOT TUB!

― NA. (Nick A.), Friday, 13 June 2003 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

It sounds cooler, like Nelly.

Except I've heard it used too many times as a term of derision in my life, so.

I fully accept Martin's vision of his function.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 June 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

If Ptee is removing himself from my cast, I'm replacing him with K-Norman.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 June 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris, dudeman, back when that cast (forgot which) was on the air, my mom called me EVERY SINGLE TIME IT WAS ON to tell me how much this "Teck" fellow was just like me (this was sometimes more than once a day multiple days in a row). Weird.

So who wins the prestigious "Puck of ILX" award?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 13 June 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

(I was about to post a pic of Teck vs. a pic of m'self with a big SWITCHED AT BIRTH? heading, but then I saw what this Teck dude looks like and realized...um...not quite.)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 13 June 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Ideal cast:

Ned
Ned's ~~ego~~ hair

Ned would eventually be crushed and devoured.

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

It would be great to have one where it was just Jess and Momus.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 13 June 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Jon W. is most like Puck.

(no offense, Jon)

― Sarah MCLUsky (coco), Friday, 13 June 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

But Jess would take the tape out of the camera at night at re-edit it all to make himself look less ~~foolish~~ super duper.

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I could see a Real World lineup of Ally, Suzy, Nicole, That Girl, Anthony Easton, Ronan, and Nabisco being a wonderful thing.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

So where is this gonna take place?

Also, I think a puppy and a kitten and a monkey should live in the house as pets to represent the ILTwee factor.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Nickalicious there would have to be one unbalanced ringer in there to keep things interes--

Oh.

― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus IS right. My hair will eventually do me in like that one guy in that M. R. James tale.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Or like the ass in Burroughs' story about the guy with the ass.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned's Hair Will Consume LA!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Now I can't help but picture Ned with his hair looking like that evil little girl from the Ring.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I would love to see flying gareth vs ned's out of control hair!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

The question is who will the ILX collective set up to be pushed off the roof and killed ala Law & Order's version of the Real World?

― That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

These visions are beautiful things.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus IS right

Can I quote you on that out of context, Ned?

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Stranger has occurred, sir, so go for it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"Can I [...]e[...]at out[...] Ned?"

-- M*mus, June 13th, 2003.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

oh my god

― s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

If my mom ever masters Google, she's going to be so proud.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

my cast:

Me
Nickalicious
Sterling Clover
Suzy
Toraneko
Dee The Lurker
Ally
Conner Smedley

It would be set in Tel Aviv. We would all get jobs at a nightclub frequented by embassy employees and the Mossad.

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

"Can I [...]e[...]at out[...] Ned?"
-- M*mus, June 13th, 2003.

Stranger has occurred, sir, so go for it.

-- Ned Raggett, June 13th, 2003.

HAHA

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

(Obv I am campaigning for Biggest Pain In The Ass)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

([...]v[...]a[...]g[...]in[...]as)
-- Dan Perry (djperr...), June 13th, 2003.

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

There's things I'm not proud of, and then there's things I'm really quite ashamed of, and then there's my last post.

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

If my mom ever masters Google, she rip son out bed, so g-go!

(Danagram).

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Randy rep.

Danagram

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

PARRY NED!

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned Ragget = GANG DETER

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

[...]H[...]EAD[...]
-- Dan Perry (djperr...), June 13th, 2003.

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

DANG GETTER

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

NED EGG TART.

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://homepages.dsl.ca/~sean/dumbstuff/ned-bald-small.jpg
Ned is bald, thus his hair has gone off to defeat the floating Gareth head! Stay tuned.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I have seen visions and read things that normally turn people blind. Well done, you good and faithful perverts.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 June 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

AGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH!!!!! Bring back the hair!

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 13 June 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

that's nu-metal ned!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 13 June 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

You have scared me, Crudders.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 13 June 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

My mission is complete!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 13 June 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

*speechless*

― CAULK SONIC II (nickalicious), Saturday, 14 June 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned looks like he's going to politely (though nervously) ask you to get down with the sickness.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 14 June 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I would be a little more bold than that.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 14 June 2003 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned looks like he's going to politely (though nervously) ask you to get down with the sickness.

(Is that better?)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 June 2003 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

no ilx house would be complete w/t hanle y ... so why wasn't he mentioned?

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 16 June 2003 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Why did I not see this thread before?

*puzzled*

Millar, you lovely fool. :) I am quite honored to have made it onto your short list. Now that I have, though, I think I'll be Julie from NYC and inadvertently offend a major minority group with a comment I've viewed as innocent, then make friends with one of the members of said minority group. Not such a long stretch of the imagination, hm?

*works on Alabaman twang and dance moves*

― Dee the Lurker (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 16 June 2003 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

(Is that better?)

ARGH.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 16 June 2003 04:45 (twenty-two years ago)

seven months pass...

Aw, hey, Mary-Ellis Bunim died of breast cancer last week. She was only 57. She gave us such good ILX material! R.I.P.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 2 February 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

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