What is your IKEA name?

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Mine: DUNUTT

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 15 June 2003 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

EPIKARR has been suggested for me.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 15 June 2003 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

But I am almost positive IKEA has a kettle that's called HOTT.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 15 June 2003 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

LÅNGJØNNS

― ron (ron), Sunday, 15 June 2003 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

sköl

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Sunday, 15 June 2003 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

ärso

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 15 June 2003 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

EGÖ

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 15 June 2003 06:27 (twenty-two years ago)

jelsönn

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 15 June 2003 07:27 (twenty-two years ago)

PJUMAR. I dunno, isn't there a web quiz to find this out?

― Chris P (Chris P), Sunday, 15 June 2003 07:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I am a range of cutlery.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 15 June 2003 07:38 (twenty-two years ago)

We have a Taggen lamp.

― Tag (Tag), Sunday, 15 June 2003 08:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Lëëë

― Leee (Leee), Sunday, 15 June 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Too easy

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 15 June 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I am SÄLÖNMUTE sunshade. Ph3aR me.

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Sunday, 15 June 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Svem of course

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 15 June 2003 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

According to Ikea-USA, I'm either the Jules swivel chair or the Jules visitor's chair.

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 15 June 2003 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like to be the SNUTTIG soft toy recently recalled for safety reasons.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 16 June 2003 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

Ikea names demystified!

Though as someone boingboing.net points out, this seems to fall down on the Billy bookcase.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 6 September 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

five months pass...

Link moved to here.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 16 February 2004 11:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Chairs, desks: men’s names

JERKER: Uh oh, here comes Love.

LOVE: Hey Moment, I heard your dad likes to fuck you in the arse.

MOMENT: Don't you try it!

(shoving and fistfights)

― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 February 2004 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

twenty-one years pass...

https://www.ikea.com/gb/en/p/onion-rings-70364134/

― koogs, Friday, 31 October 2025 17:29 (five months ago)

oh, that might actually be onion rings, in the food hall

i was struck by

Width: 1 cm
Height: 1 cm
Length: 1 cm
Weight: 0.10 kg
Package(s): 1

― koogs, Friday, 31 October 2025 17:30 (five months ago)

KØGS

― budo jeru, Friday, 31 October 2025 17:31 (five months ago)

^^^^ what's up with Tombot's final post there? ^^^^^

― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 31 October 2025 17:56 (five months ago)

Thank god financing is available for the onion rings.

― This dark glowing bohemian coffeehouse (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 31 October 2025 18:22 (five months ago)

four easy payments, interest free

― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 31 October 2025 18:25 (five months ago)

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