Mom, you know I love you but that short-sleeve shirt you bought me from Marshall Field's is two sizes too large and the color of aqua blue and white isn't my style.
Uncle Bill, you're great, but I'm not sure why I would want to have an old black t-shirt with the words "My Best Friend's Wedding" emblazoned across the front in pink.
Gear, you're an idiot for buying that shirt and thinking it would shrink to fit your emaciated frame.
― Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 3 October 2004 06:26 (twenty years ago)
I know we've grown closer since then, but your buying me that nylon green-striped jogging suit for Christmas when I was 17 was and continues to be a symbol of the distance between us. I mean, being an absent father is bad enough, but a nylon jogging suit was damn near unforgivable. When do I jog? Have you ever known me to jog? You may as well have bought me a gun rack.
― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Sunday, 3 October 2004 06:43 (twenty years ago)
― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Sunday, 3 October 2004 06:44 (twenty years ago)
I hated that Laura Ashley dress when I was 13, a hate that still burns strong after 10 years. I am not a pretty pretty princess, and I did not appreciate the blue floral pattern, lace front, or shoulder pads that made up key design components. I remain proud that I had the integrity never to wear it despite your repeated attempts to bribe me to put it on for family events.
I love you but I am so fucking glad you cannot buy my clothes anymore,
Laura
― Laura E (laurae55), Sunday, 3 October 2004 07:12 (twenty years ago)
You don't know this yet, but I am giving those two horrifically preppy leather jackets - that have moved with me countless times since I came to the city - to Goodwill. I haven't worn them in over a decade, as both my personal tastes and the whims of fashion have changed since 1992. I know I was to save them for my younger brother "to grow into", but seeing as said brother is now twenty-three years of age, physically taller & broader than me, and a died-in-the-wool skate punk to boot, I don't think he'll want to wear then any time soon.
Love,
Tantrum
― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:38 (twenty years ago)
Thank you for always giving me the receipt so I can change clothes if I don't like them.
All my love,
Nick
― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:39 (twenty years ago)
Dear Mum,
Thanks for buying me all those nice clothes.
Andrew
― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:40 (twenty years ago)
and continuing to.
RJG xxxxxxxx
― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:42 (twenty years ago)
I haven't run up a great clothes debt, for my family, that they are still paying off.
― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:43 (twenty years ago)
The dress sirts are awesome, but essentially wasted on a young man who actually weras a size 16-41.
Excelsior,
Barima
― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:45 (twenty years ago)
Dear Mom,The blue plaidish shirt skater shirt you got at the mall is horrid. I'm not 14, and when I was 14 I didn't wear bright blue plaidish shirts. I appreciate the sentiment, but if you insist on buying me clothes please remember the cardinal rules - mostly solid colors, no bright anythings. I'm not the fashion dude from Queer Eye, even if you've never met one of my girlfriends.
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:47 (twenty years ago)
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:50 (twenty years ago)
I am a large girl with a ruddy complexion. What on earth compels you to send me all these thick red sweatshirts? They make me look like a stop sign. I'm afraid to wear them to school, because if one of these crazy bastards finally snaps and takes a sniper rifle to the roof, I'm going to be the most obvious target.
Please send black cotton or pref. cash. xoxo
― brooke edel (brookedel), Monday, 4 October 2004 06:23 (twenty years ago)
The t-shirts you bring me from film festivals are a nice thought, and not uncool and usually pretty tasteful. But you know that, at best, I'm only going to wear them around the house or to the gym, so why not use your better-than-most-mothers' eye for something a bit different and nice?
Also, thank you so much for having bought 80% of the underpants I still wear now.
Ta,Mark
― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:14 (twenty years ago)
Yes its true I am 50% Italian, and I do have a hairy chest. But for the love of God, I do not wear silk Tommy Bahama shirts and white harachi sandals like you. I am not Tony Soprano. Thanks.
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:18 (twenty years ago)
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:21 (twenty years ago)
I felt somewhat innappropriate about receiving those silk boxers as a gift.
Sincerely,
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:24 (twenty years ago)
I do not have a hairy chest and I am not Italian at all, but please feel free to send me the Tommy Bahama shirts, especially ones with wild-ass patterns. I need some new shirts for my occasional TV appearances, and those would be fabulous.
― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:36 (twenty years ago)
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:42 (twenty years ago)
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:43 (twenty years ago)
― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 4 October 2004 13:50 (twenty years ago)
please send dusty box of white fila jumpsuit to JaXoN. he would totally wear it ironically and make his wife hate him.
― JaXoN (JasonD), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:58 (twenty years ago)
― JaXoN (JasonD), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:59 (twenty years ago)
― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:04 (twenty years ago)
Now that we're no longer in-laws, I finally feel safe in asking: what was with the two pair of shorty-shorty short-shorts? I was then, and remain, a heterosexual adult male.
Thanks anyway,Brian
― briania (briania), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:10 (twenty years ago)
― Cathy (Cathy), Monday, 4 October 2004 20:57 (twenty years ago)
Thankyou for the Miami Dolphins T-shirt. I quite like dolphins, but know not of this "Miami", the green really isn't my colour, either.
Love Matt
― Matt (Matt), Monday, 4 October 2004 21:15 (twenty years ago)
Thanks for that t shirt you bought me when I was 18 with a HUGE GOLD LAME UNICORN ON THE FRONT, but um, yeah, I gave it away.
Love, Me.
PS: I don't wear things with puffy paint and sequins, either. xxxx
― luna (luna.c), Monday, 4 October 2004 21:20 (twenty years ago)
Please never again give me a hand painted t-shirt or I may pass out from embarassment.
Regards
― isadora (isadora), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 01:01 (twenty years ago)
There seems to have been some confusion about my request, in our recent phonecall, that you send up my favourite woolen sweater "no need to wash it, I'll do it here it's cool". You seem to have interpreted this as "please machine wash this gorgeous wonderful garment so that it shrinks loads and is now too small and looks silly". I would query this reading.
But, y'know, love and all,Greg
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 08:13 (twenty years ago)
― bulbs (bulbs), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 08:16 (twenty years ago)