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OK, so what we want here is one line from a film. Whether it be funny, sad or just plain dull, out it here.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 11:30 (twenty-two years ago)

'Clean yourself up love, Star Trek's on.' (Love, Honour & Obey)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 11:31 (twenty-two years ago)

'David, I'd like u to prepare yourself, your friend is dead' (American Werewolf in London)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 11:31 (twenty-two years ago)

"suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood" (stand by me)

― james (james), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 11:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"It used to be that there was a way to do things, and things got done, and now everyone's feelings are involved" (Knockaround guys)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm beginning to doubt your dedication to Sparkle Motion."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

D'oh! ('tis from Donny Darko)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

i loved that sparkle motion line

― james (james), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"Damn it!" (Summer School)

― dave q, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 12:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"Where were you caught this time, Jerkofski?" (Screwballs)

― dave q, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"Um, not a good idea..." (Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer)

― dave q, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"damn! we're in a tight spot." (o brother, where art thou?)

― angela (angela), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Man, I got a rash. (Big Lebowski)

― Sam (chirombo), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

"We're not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, no! We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison!" (Office Space, and yes, I know it's more than one line!)

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

lions and tigers and bears, oh my (wizard of oz)

― james (james), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 12:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"Anyone caught bipedal in five wears his ass for a hat." (Raising Arizona)

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

'We're gonna need a bigger boat.' (Jaws)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

"That chick could suck a taxi driver through immigration." (Whipped)

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"Fuck the fuckin' party, the fuckin' party's fucked." (Eric Bogosian, Sex Drugs& Rock and roll)

― Neudonym, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"If your head comesh away from your neck, it'sh all over." (Highlander)

― Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Ever seen Batman? (Barb Wire)

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"You must defend her honor! It'll be more than she ever did." - Groucho

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"Oh brother, you fucked up" - Mad Dog and Glory

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"Be careful what you shoot at - mosht thingsh in here don't react too well to bulletsh." (The Hunt For Red October)

― Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

"My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks." (Annie Hall)

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"it will be a day long remembered" (darth vader)

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"Apology accepted, Captain Needa." (you know who)

― Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

"What an incredible smell you've discovered" - Han Solo to Chewbacca

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"I know." - Han Solo to Princess Leia

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"I know." Han Solo to Princess Leia

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hey, that's my Pi!" -- Revenge of the Nerds

― s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"Beer bong fer m'lady?" (I don't remember the actual title, in my mind the name of the film might as well be Beer Bong Fer M'Lady?)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

rowr! (Chewbacca)

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"Laugh it up, fuzzball!"

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Beer bong fer m'lady? - Saving Silverman. Nick, I love you. It shouldn't be, but this is one of my favorite movies. Another fine line:

Maybe she's a herm...

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"When I think of asses - a woman's ass - something comes out of me." (Al Pacino, Heat)

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"ouch" - ben kenobi

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"It's me, Dr. RosenRosen" (Fletch)

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

"Snap out of it!" - Cher's character to Nicholas Cage's character in Moonstruck

"A bear in his natural habitat...a Studebaker." - Fozzie Bear to Kermit the Frog in The Muppet Movie

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

that's awesome

― s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"Once I even called him... *asshole*." (Robocop)

― Lord Byron Lived Here, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

"Badgers? We don't need no steekin' badgers!" (UHF)

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"Once I even called him... *airhead*." (TV version of Robocop)

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

(you took my next one, j.lu!)

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

(I just posted this on another thread but it's good enough to be posted again and again)

"CORN NUTS!!!!" {dies} Heathers

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"Don't play games with me your Highness" - Starwars

"call my name Sebastien! call my name!" - Neverending Story II

― isadora (isadora), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm your father, Luke.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"Throw yourself into the road, darling. You haven't got a chance." (Withnail)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"you can't fight in there, that's the War Room!" (Dr Strangelove)

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

"thankyou, whoever you are. I have always depended on the kindness of strangers" - Blanche Dubois

― isadora (isadora), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

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"He's experienced about as much pain and suffering as anyone I've encountered, give or take, and he still has Hell to look forward to." (Se7en)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 20 June 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"You can derelicte my balls"
"I can derelicte my own balls." (Zoolander)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 20 June 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

(Alright, just the second line then, pedants)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 20 June 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

+++What movie is that "strong men also cry" line from?

the big lebowski

"the god damn plane has crashed into the mountain!"
"take the ringer"

― kephm, Friday, 20 June 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

'She had the kind of legs you'd like to suck on' (Naked Gun)
'Nice beaver' (Naked Gun)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 20 June 2003 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh right, the other Lebowski said that!

Nickalicious in not-recognizing-quote-from-his-favorite-movie-evah thanks to dead brain cells SHOCKAH!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 20 June 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

'How d'ya like them apples?' (Good Will Hunting)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 20 June 2003 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"What does he like?"

"14 year olds."

"Get him half a 28 year old." (State and Main)

― Jamie Conway (Jamie Conway), Friday, 20 June 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"We were men! We wrestled!" (Barton Fink)

― Jamie Conway (Jamie Conway), Friday, 20 June 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips!

haha this has been going round in my head all day long i love it

― james (james), Thursday, 3 July 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

'I'd buy that for a dollar!'

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 3 July 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"Could you blow me where the Pampers is?" ( = The only good line in PCU)

"YOU'RE the vulgarian, you fuck!" (A Fish Called Wanda)

"Don't call me stupid!" (ibid.)

― jewelly (jewelly), Thursday, 3 July 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"Dying 'ain't much of a living, boy" (The Outlaw Josey Wales)

― Alex K (Alex K), Thursday, 3 July 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

"There's no living with a killing" (Shane)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 4 July 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

'If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it.' (Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 09:19 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...

'Can't you see that man is a ni- ha! Terribly sorry!'
'I'd say you've had enough!'
'It's HEDY not Hedley'
'What are you worried about? You'll be able to sue HER!'
'Everything below the waist ist kaput!'
'Shit-kicker'
'Mungo pawn in game of life'
'Where da white women at?'
'You spare the women? No we rape the shit out of them'
'Sorry about the up yours nigger'
'Abel Johnson is right'
'Well that's the end of this suit'
'Give the governer Harrrummph!'
'Those schnitzengruben can really wipe you out'

― pete s, Monday, 19 January 2004 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

You should not drink.....and bake. (Terminator)

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 19 January 2004 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"If you pull your piece out on the lane, I'm going to take it away from you and shove it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes click." (Big Lebowski)

― Prude (Prude), Monday, 19 January 2004 04:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"We consider ourselves 'bi-coastal' if you consider the Mississippi River one of the coasts."

"Why don't you get one of those vagina enlargements?"

(Waiting for Guffman)

― Ernest P. (ernestp), Monday, 19 January 2004 04:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"Yeah its always heartwarming to see a prejudice defeated by a deeper prejudice." (Lone Star)
"Oh how romantic....a marriage proposal that contains the word 'shit'." (Riding in Cars With Boys)
"How do you do business with a man who has no door?" (Local Hero)
"Are you sure you know where you are?" (Night on Earth)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 19 January 2004 06:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore. (Network)

― Sean (Sean), Monday, 19 January 2004 07:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Caaaaaaan yooooouuuuuu dig it? (The Warriors)

― oops (Oops), Monday, 19 January 2004 07:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd knock the dust off that pussy! (Friday)

― oops (Oops), Monday, 19 January 2004 07:29 (twenty-one years ago)

The purpose of the convoy is to keep moving. (Convoy)

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 19 January 2004 07:29 (twenty-one years ago)

going for the obvious first of all

"Follow the money." (All The President's Men)

― As Sweet As Melody (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 19 January 2004 08:05 (twenty-one years ago)

now it's fangirl time

"You're not going to be one of those people who kills themselves and nobody has any idea why they did it, huh? That's why we need a note, pal." (Pump Up The Volume)

― As Sweet As Melody (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 19 January 2004 08:06 (twenty-one years ago)

"You are the voice crying out in the wilderness. You are the voice that makes my brain burn and my guts go gooey. Yeah, you've got me -- my insides spill on your altar and tell the future. My steaming, gleaming guts spell out your nature. I know you -- not your name, but your game. I know the true you. Come to me, or I'll come to you." (Pump Up The Volume again, and I know it's definitely more than one line, but I loved this whole quotation when I was a teen.)

― As Sweet As Melody (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 19 January 2004 08:07 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...

"He personifies everything that you've been fighting against and I'm in love with you. (How do you like that - I buried the lede)" (Broadcast News)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 16 May 2004 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!!!(Better off dead)

― Speedy (Speedy Gonzalas), Sunday, 16 May 2004 08:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"Mrs. Crane! You're a little monkey woman, you know that?" caddyshack

― Speedy (Speedy Gonzalas), Sunday, 16 May 2004 08:21 (twenty-one years ago)

"Life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit!"
(Walter to Donny, The Big Lebowski)

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 16 May 2004 08:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"'till the handle comes off"

(Garth to Wayne, lying on the hood of the gremlin as it's buzzed by the boeing.

― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Sunday, 16 May 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm being postmodern, before it's fashionable"
"This here is the musical equivalent of Che Guevara"
"You can't threaten me, Martin. You're a big man, but you're out of shape. Although you could sit on me."
"This is the moment when even the white man starts dancing. Welcome to Manchester."
"I am not a piece of hash. I'm in charge of Factory Records. I think."

(Tony Wilson, 24 Hour Party People)

― karmaceutical (karmaceutical), Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

(Tony Wilson, 24 Hour Party People)

― karmaceutical (karmaceutical), Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"One liners" (I stretched it, admittedly)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

hmm...sorry about that double post.

― karmaceutical (karmaceutical), Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"i don't wanna die without scars"

― don (don), Sunday, 16 May 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

"How did he know?" Working Girls

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 17 May 2004 06:47 (twenty-one years ago)

"Do ghosts have milk?" (Stan Laurel, Saps At Sea)

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 17 May 2004 07:30 (twenty-one years ago)

"you've got MY blessing!" (Minnie Driver's Dad to John Cusack in Grosse Point Blank - uh, context was never more key)

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 17 May 2004 08:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"For relaxing times, make it Suntory time" (Lost In Translation)

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 17 May 2004 08:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"You ask for miracles, Theo. I give you the FBI" (Die Hard)

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 17 May 2004 08:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"it belongs in a museum!" (Indiana Jones)

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 17 May 2004 08:40 (twenty-one years ago)

"Are you here for the feeding?" (Road Trip)

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 17 May 2004 08:41 (twenty-one years ago)

shut your wordhole (Chief Wiggum on the Simpsons last night)

― chris (chris), Monday, 17 May 2004 08:44 (twenty-one years ago)

oh christ let's not get started on the simpsons

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 17 May 2004 08:45 (twenty-one years ago)

(that was from South Park)

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 17 May 2004 08:45 (twenty-one years ago)

he treats objects like women, man

― NERQ, Monday, 17 May 2004 08:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"Thoughts raced through his mind. Did she really want him? What had he done to deserve this bounty? Does God exist? Who invented liquid soap and why?" (The Sure Thing)

― OleM (OleM), Monday, 17 May 2004 09:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"I have given a name to my pain...and it is Batman"

"You don't really think you'll win do you?"

"This town needs an enema"

― Joker Jack (blueski), Monday, 17 May 2004 09:12 (twenty-one years ago)

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