Ananova stories from India are the funniest things ever.

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Oh my god. Look at these.

Some of my favorites:

Live beetles appear in boy's urine
Exorcism planned for school toilet 'ghost'
Leopard and cow are 'friends'
Breast massaging swami arrested

The stories are hilarious too.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Girl, 18, discovers she's a boy

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my god...

Man designs condom-shaped motorbike for safe sex mission
http://www.ananova.com/images/web/37210.jpg

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Suddenly I feel the urge to watch Dr. Strangelove...

― NA. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah these are really funny

Body mix-up discovered during cremation ceremony

Heat wave kills 1,165 in India

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, obviously you need to skip around.

Man sucks blood of 207 goats and wants more

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Donkeys marry in India to please rain god
http://www.ananova.com/images/web/thumbs/58918.jpg

Oh. My. God. This link's going in my favorites STAT.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

TS: apprehension that one may be coming across a bit "ooh look at the funny little brown people" vs the fact that the condom motorbike really is very funny.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I am in liberal dilemma hell etc. Must have cup of tea. Oh hang on is it Fair Trade oh christ it's going to take me hours to snap out of this....

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm half-Indian and I think IT'S OK MATT.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Really? thanks. That was close. Now I just have to worry about the tea.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Indian school textbooks let down by translators

A school textbook in an Indian state has been riddled with errors for ten years because of translation problems.

[...] Other errors include claims people affected by epidemics should be banned, that rayon is used to tie bones during surgery and that frozen vegetables should be stored at 18C to 30C.

Yes but what does it say about EGGS?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

That beetles-in-urine story makes me ill

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 18 June 2003 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Live beetles appear in boy's urine

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39027000/jpg/_39027407_abfab-bbc-203index.jpg

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 19 June 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

ESOJ I KISS YOU

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 June 2003 04:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahaha! Best recall evah!

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 19 June 2003 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

That flies in urine story made in the papers here. It's weird, cause it's just like the dreams I sometimes I have. Except I'd be doing the pissing.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Could be worse. Imagine is a fly had you in its urine.!

― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that a review?

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Fly in urine = he was using a yoghurt pot full of maggots as a masturbation aid. Mark my words.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Indian Man Gets High On Lizards

!!!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:55 (twenty-two years ago)

(for the record, my Indian friend was the one who sent me the link, you guilty pinko PC bastardos.)

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:02 (twenty-two years ago)

yes yes but liberal guilt you see, some days I can barely leave the house in case I accidentally kick one of the disenfranchised in the head

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Back in the early days of PC my best friend and I wanted to found 1-800-RIGHT ON to assist the guilty liberal in changes to acceptable terminologies to describe them what ain't you.

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

You lost me with your last five words.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Suzy - I wish that you would have followed through on that idea - for the life of me I frequently have the feeling that I've said something non-PC but have not a clue as to A) what it was and B) what I should have said instead.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 19 June 2003 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I just parsed Suzy's sentence!

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 19 June 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

suzy, i applaud you. that was a great sentence

― H (Heruy), Thursday, 19 June 2003 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

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