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― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 05:51 (twenty-three years ago)

eat your heart out, Teen Cthulhu!

― Aaron A., Thursday, 19 June 2003 06:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This is the most offensive thing I have ever seen and I predict that someone will argue with me about it long enough that this thread will grow to be 984 posts long. Way to go, Donut Bitch, way to go, you've done it again.

OK, Crudders, do you have your boxing gloves on? This may be a long week.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 19 June 2003 06:00 (twenty-three years ago)

it's gary glitter in drag!

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 19 June 2003 06:01 (twenty-three years ago)

i can tell if she's just thrown the horseshoe or whether she's putting her hand up to stop it hitting her in the face

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 19 June 2003 06:03 (twenty-three years ago)

this is somehow far more sinister and involved than mere 'drag'

― Aaron A., Thursday, 19 June 2003 06:04 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.dimensionaldesigns.com/large_marge.jpg
this could be yours for just $45

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 19 June 2003 06:28 (twenty-three years ago)

that thing looks exactly the way that i feel right now ...

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 19 June 2003 06:31 (twenty-three years ago)

but where are the kittens??

― lyra (lyra), Thursday, 19 June 2003 06:46 (twenty-three years ago)

oooh, nummymuffin kittipies!

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/cats/evil.jpg
http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/cats/orange.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 06:52 (twenty-three years ago)

they don't like the dancing cat with the glow sticks, either, i reckon.

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 19 June 2003 06:53 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/wintermute_v031/bussi1.txt

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Thursday, 19 June 2003 09:38 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/wintermute_v031/bussi2.txt

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Thursday, 19 June 2003 09:39 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/wintermute_v031/gummikopf.txt

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Thursday, 19 June 2003 09:39 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.ne.jp/asahi/beetle/calcium/SPACEDOG/01.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 19 June 2003 10:30 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.ne.jp/asahi/beetle/calcium/SPACEDOG/02.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 19 June 2003 10:31 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/wintermute_v031/iamyourfather.txt

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:36 (twenty-three years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/images/CUTE.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:58 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.personal.psu.edu/faculty/t/r/trl125/graphics/ani_bear.gif

HI Y'ALL

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:29 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.eddiecanuck.com/old/DancingSpidey.gif

― DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha that's still the greatest thing in history!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:53 (twenty-three years ago)

POP AND LOCK IT SPIDEY! BABY BYE-BYE-BYE-BYE-BYE...CALL NOW TO ORDER DARREN'S DANCE GROOVES!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:56 (twenty-three years ago)

has anyone tried learning the spidey dance so they can do it in real life?

― DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:14 (twenty-three years ago)

DJ Griz gets down!

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:16 (twenty-three years ago)

OK, Crudders, do you have your boxing gloves on? This may be a long week.

If Im not mistaken he is out of town at the moment at a secret location. Regular service for the rest of us will return, I forget when.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I think tomorrow. In the meanwhile:

http://homepages.dsl.ca/~sean/dumbstuff/hitlerhats.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:47 (twenty-three years ago)

The Spidey-dance looks suspiciously like a Britney routine to me. Not that I'd know any of Britney's 'routines'.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Did anyone catch a download of the Star Wars Kid thing that was doing the rounds? I can only find it on bit torrent, and I can't do that at work. bah

― Alan (Alan), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:27 (twenty-three years ago)

The Star Wars kid thing was totally not funny at all. I just saw a video compilation of cats doing strange things, like attacking babies and clinging to ceilings, and it reminded me of you, Alan.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:29 (twenty-three years ago)

ah well, it sounded funny in theory. gimme cat compilation video link NOW.

― Alan (Alan), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:32 (twenty-three years ago)

I uploaded it to my site. It's a biggish file. Like 2.7 MB. But the scene where the cat attacks the baby is priceless!!! I'm totally going to hell but still!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:46 (twenty-three years ago)

ally, you're my hero!
That was the best thing I've seen in a long time! :)

― Sarah mcLusky (coco), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't thank me, thank Felicity's and my soccer buddies!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Well how is this going to turn into a 900+ post flame-a-thon if Crudders is gone? Sigh. OK, who will hack into Sean's account and pretend to be him?

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 19 June 2003 17:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Is that Justine Frischman?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 19 June 2003 17:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally, that video played upside down. Still, the black cat ambushing a toddler almost made me wet myself.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 19 June 2003 17:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Sigh. OK, who will hack into Sean's account and pretend to be him?

Oh My GOD!

must

Bite

TONGUE!

I'm only human, don't tempt me further

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 19 June 2003 18:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Do it for DJ Griz!

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 19 June 2003 18:09 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.berghuis.co.nz/abiator/weird/catfly.jpg

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Thursday, 19 June 2003 18:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Awwwwww! That made my day, Ally!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 19 June 2003 18:11 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.klezmershack.com/images/200108_dnk_bear.jpg

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 19 June 2003 18:12 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.superlaugh.com/pets/babymonkey.jpg

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 19 June 2003 18:14 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.swerbo.com/archives/early_years/billy-cotton-candy.jpg

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 19 June 2003 18:18 (twenty-three years ago)

DJ Griz is Ry Cooder SHOCKAH!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 19 June 2003 18:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Thank you, Ally and Felicity's soccer buddies! That was brilliantly hillarious - and now I think I need to go watch Funniest Animal Videos (sans sound, of course).

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 19 June 2003 23:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Nicole, don't encourage him, it'll just lead to more rouge monitoring.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 20 June 2003 00:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Go for it, Noodles. You know I wouldn't mind.

― Sean "Crudders" Carruthers (Chris Piuma), Friday, 20 June 2003 00:43 (twenty-three years ago)

has anyone tried learning the spidey dance so they can do it in real life?

FYI, yes. Me, my best friend, and the Porn King from work. It's a good dance.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 20 June 2003 01:34 (twenty-three years ago)

The "Oui Oui" Burger at Rocky Run:

100% USDA Grade A Black Angus ground beef
2 fat slices of melted Brie
Lettuce
Tomato
Soft, heavenly bun of bread
+
2 bottles of Labatt's
1 22oz glass of Widmere Hefeweizen
1 bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale
+
Luke owes me $100 on a stupid bet he made last weekend re: the flashback scene in "The Returner" (HAHA I've already seen it DUMBASS)
=
happy! yay!
http://images.neopets.com/pets/happy/buzz_robot_baby.gif

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 20 June 2003 01:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I typed "robot happy" into google imgs, don't blame me, besides, robot insects are much more my steez than a bunch of kitty poopoo

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 20 June 2003 01:45 (twenty-three years ago)

PS DJ Grizz was rawk'n them dexx 2nite

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 20 June 2003 01:46 (twenty-three years ago)

IF LOVING LIZA MINELLI IS WRONG, I DON'T WANNA BE RIGHT.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 20 June 2003 02:38 (twenty-three years ago)

That's correct!

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 20 June 2003 02:44 (twenty-three years ago)

i should learn the spidey dance ... looking at his moves, i bet it makes the women hot!

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 20 June 2003 02:47 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.mugshots.org/sports/marv-albert.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 20 June 2003 02:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Who arrested Lenoard Cohen?

Go for it, Noodles. You know I wouldn't mind.

NOOOO,

I'm being good, don't ruin it.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 20 June 2003 04:05 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.metal-sludge.com/Jani1990.jpg

http://www.metal-sludge.com/JaniDrunk.jpg

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 20 June 2003 04:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Foul on Chaki!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 20 June 2003 04:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Who arrested Lenoard Cohen?

John Ashcroft. The charges: making shit music and selling it to American consumers.

(it's one of the few worthwhile provisions in the Patriot Act, dontchas know?)

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 20 June 2003 04:41 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.mahonkin.com/~milktree/giffs/tonka/small/cat-glass1.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 20 June 2003 09:26 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.d-machine.supanet.com/images/cap.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 20 June 2003 09:26 (twenty-three years ago)

MATT DC! WOW! The kitty in a glass. FAN BLOODY TASTIC!

(I'll download windows media thingy to view that cat video later)

― Alan (Alan), Friday, 20 June 2003 09:54 (twenty-three years ago)

http://cloud.prohosting.com/~phatso99/pint-o-kitty-.jpg

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 20 June 2003 09:59 (twenty-three years ago)

That's Marv Albert, Noodles! He's my favorite person ever! Don't make fun of him!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 20 June 2003 13:52 (twenty-three years ago)

YES! Ally digs me! YES! Excuse me while I change into something more comfortable. You don't have a problem with biting, do you? YES!

― Your pal Marv (Aaron W), Friday, 20 June 2003 14:07 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/turnipfish1/mccat.txt

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 20 June 2003 14:25 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/turnipfish1/littledutchshit.txt

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 20 June 2003 14:33 (twenty-three years ago)

http://homepages.dsl.ca/~sean/dumbstuff/hitachisumo.jpg

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 20 June 2003 15:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha -- hey, wait, Sean, I thought you were on vacation!

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 20 June 2003 15:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I have returned from my secret location, bearing such strange items as shown above. And I tells ya, you and Noodles are on the list.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 20 June 2003 15:49 (twenty-three years ago)

I just don't know who to trust anymore.

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 20 June 2003 15:50 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.wonderfullywacky.com/amishpuppetnew.jpg

Welcome back, Sean!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 20 June 2003 15:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha that sumo wrestler is somehow both adorable and disturbing.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 20 June 2003 15:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Because he's squatting I think...

But anywho...
CUPCAKES!

http://www.astro.princeton.edu/~vogeley/Image/cupcake.jpg

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 20 June 2003 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Squatting? Sick.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 20 June 2003 15:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, cuz other than that it's not disturbing at all. ha ha

― Sarah Mclusky (coco), Friday, 20 June 2003 16:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I kind of think having "HITACHI" tattooed across one's stomach is weird. I mean, mine says "TOSHIBA"

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 20 June 2003 16:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm going to take a marker and change it so that it reads "HIBACHI" instead. Now THAT could be even more disturbing, especially when you keep the squat in mind.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 20 June 2003 16:07 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.hs.sugiyama-u.ac.jp/~helene/hibachi-01.gif

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 20 June 2003 16:10 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.thebritishclub.com/images/chimp.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 20 June 2003 16:13 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.coloradopsycho.com/flicks3.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 20 June 2003 16:17 (twenty-three years ago)

So what about Bob eh?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 20 June 2003 16:36 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.virginia.edu/insideuva/1999/32/images/dreyfuss.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 20 June 2003 16:40 (twenty-three years ago)

...and his wife...
http://www.civilrightsmuseum.org/news/newsimages/julialouisdreyfuss.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 20 June 2003 17:19 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.arcobosque.com/havalina.jpg

― Sarah McL:usky (coco), Friday, 20 June 2003 17:35 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~dgay/images/800/pics/hbcyb/bull-fighting.jpg

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 20 June 2003 17:36 (twenty-three years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:UytMY_J3p58C:www.mindspring.com/~dirkv/animal/tinyfrog.jpg

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Friday, 20 June 2003 17:40 (twenty-three years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:WBQI_HYisC4C:www.ic.ucsb.edu/~praxis/media/TahoeTrip2001/Day12/part2/405%2520-%2520SF%2520Zoo(ARC%2520Tour%2520-%2520Ferret%2520Kiss!).JPG

― Sarah Mclusky (coco), Friday, 20 June 2003 17:41 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.umanitoba.ca/cm/vol8/no10/babypenguinsint.jpg

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 20 June 2003 17:45 (twenty-three years ago)

That picture of Julia Louis Dreyfuss looks disturbingly like a picture of me I saw recently.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 20 June 2003 17:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you give people the peace sign a lot?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 20 June 2003 18:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, except without the index finger, and it's turned the other way.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 20 June 2003 18:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Wow. I can't twist my wrist that far.

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Friday, 20 June 2003 18:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm double jointed!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 20 June 2003 18:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Little baby Cthulhu boldly squelches it's way forward...

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/ilx/cthulhusprite.gif

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Friday, 20 June 2003 21:16 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't wait until that becomes a teen Chthulu.

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 20 June 2003 21:20 (twenty-three years ago)

"Who arrested Lenoard Cohen?"
John Ashcroft. The charges: making shit music and selling it to American consumers.

(it's one of the few worthwhile provisions in the Patriot Act, dontchas know?)"

Does that mean that we can arrest Ashcroft for his "Let the eagle soar" song?

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 20 June 2003 22:26 (twenty-three years ago)

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Ok, now to get back to regular ILX business..

must

Bite

TONGUE!

NOOOO,