Hulk C/D? (spoilers)

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So I didn't see it.
But I plan on seeing it sometime in the next three years. Hopefully in the next three weeks, but whatever.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 20 June 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Christ, I didn't see the spoilers disclaimer and read this thread. It's ruined for me!

lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 20 June 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

oh shit, I forgot to put a spoiler in it:

the hulk gets mad, smashes things.
Sorry.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 20 June 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

BRUCE BANNER IS ACTUALLY THE HULK

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 20 June 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

wtf is with all the marvel movies retroactively making all the protagonists teenagers?

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 20 June 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

A friend of mine reviewed it here.

TMFTML (TMFTML), Friday, 20 June 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

JESS U R GAY!

NA. (Nick A.), Friday, 20 June 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

also, i can't possibly be the only person to think the cgi in this movie looks laughably bad, right?

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 20 June 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

The NY Times review (which I tend to agree with and are usually a funny read) hated it and sez that Ang Lee dropped the ball. Of course, you wouldn't know that from the END ON END commercials/publicity for the thing... no, not the Thing, the Hulk. (Hah! I kill me.)

Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 20 June 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

END ON END commercials/publicity for the thing.
Hollywood in promotion shocker!

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 20 June 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Ebert's review is positive, tho he thinks the CGI is for shit.
But he raves about how Lee treats the story like a Greek Tragedy as if comic books haven't always (from day one) been EXACTLY that.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 20 June 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Just saw it...and it would have been pretty cool without the Hulk in it, which is a problem in a movie called "Hulk."

It's an amazingly well-shot and well-edited Ang Lee film with the Hulk seemingly grafted in; after the CGI of LOTR, the Hulk is a letdown, although not as bad as the commercials would have you believe. However, I don't believe anyone could have seen the concept to fruition -- save Peter Jackson -- so the slings and arrows in Lee's direction aren't warranted, IMHO. In fact, it looked like a Hollywood flick with an art-film soul screaming to get out, so I guess the duality thread inherent in "Hulk" is apt after all.

Erick H (Erick H), Saturday, 21 June 2003 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, and here's a spoiler...you see a bare ass in the film (and it isn't J.C.'s, damn the luck).

Erick H (Erick H), Saturday, 21 June 2003 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I had ZERO interest in seeing this despite being a big Ang Lee fan and a big Hulk fan from childhood, just because the commercials looked like shit. But in this case, the negative reviews have made me a lot more interested in it and I plan on checking it out, because I could kind of care less about the CGI and am interested in seeing the struggle of the art director trying to rise above Hollywood genre conventions. Plus it's always fun to see San Francisco in films.

What are the odds that a sequel will be planned but they'll get Bruckheimer or someone to do it and they'll scrap all the touchy feely?

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Saturday, 21 June 2003 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

The trailers make the CGI look really bad. The CGI isn't bad at all; it's quite excellent. Jess, the protagonist isn't a teenager. The movie was pretty damn good, I thought, though (if you're anything like the woundup teenage fuckclown sitting behind me saying "THIS MOVIE SUCKS" to his giggly girlfriend throughout the entire damn movie) (like, OK, dude, if you're going to pay $8.75 to just idle away time before your girl lets you grope her, just buy some fucking Mad Dog or Boone's, go behind the Pepboys up the road, & play some fucking Taproot while you kick her tonsils around) (dillweed) you might have to suspend your disbelief a little more than you'd like. They play fast & loose w/ the "actual" Hulk origin story, but that's nothing to worry about. Beats the snot out of that shittay Daredevil flick (striking the balance between pop art schtick & serious auteurism DD strove for), and might even be better than X2.

AND (to disuade Anthony's Bruckheimer fears), from what I've heard, interest in a Hulk sequel has been expressed by none other than Ang Lee - here's hoping for some nice box office.

David R. (popshots75`), Saturday, 21 June 2003 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Term of the Day : Teenage Fuckclown. david, you're a genius!

Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Saturday, 21 June 2003 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I fear this won't do very well. when I saw it tonight the audience was audibly fidgety during the great number of quiet scenes. despite there being explosions, helicopters, etc., it seemed as if the art film tendencies predominated.

the origins stuff seemed mishandled (lots of empty-feeling exposition) from the perspective of plot, but it DID seem to establish the comic book style visually, which after seeing the rest of the movie I am much more impressed by. it actually took me a while - like an hour? - to even realize that that's what he was doing with the boxes and stuff, even though I of course saw it at the beginning and, duh, it's a comic book movie. but nearer to the beginning I guess I just sort of took anything I saw and thought 'oh yeah lame devices to make it seem like a comic'. later on once I remembered more about how it feels to look at a page in a comic book, the way even if you don't want to your eye picks up more than just the one frame, makes the action sort of come simultaneously, something clicked. the frame-in-frame stuff started hitting me a lot harder then, like an extra kick to many of the spots it was used just from the fact that there were multiple things going on at once, even when they were boring things or reaction shots of otherwise not terribly intense reactions. the way the frames moved around a lot probably had something to do with it. I certainly never had that kind of reaction from anything else I've seen to use devices related to this (not that I have seen much, I'm sure it's been used extensively somewhere or another).

the cgi was obviously 'unrealistic' but I don't think that mattered much. the scenes of bruce's second change, the one where he ended up fighting the dogs, was really astonishing. I don't think I've found a fight scene in a movie that visceral in forever. I was really, literally, astonished. things like violence, anger, evil, that kind of thing, are like, you know, bad and stuff, but usually I think I don't get the full effect of them in movies. I don't mean that quite in a 'desensitized to violence' etc way, though I probably am. it's just that in many movies I'm happy to let violence, evil, etc., often be semi-neutral elements of movies that have a big part in plot-oriented tension. here this stuff seemed to make the movie more MORALLY tense, besides the plot stuff, in a much stronger way than I'm used to.

the later fight scenes, with the military, retained a suitably epic feel - I never started feeling too accustomed to the scale of the violence, which I think could have been a danger. even though they had him jumping miles and miles, catching missiles and stuff, everything still had the sense of being extreme violence on an individual level, kind of like stubbing your toe or something, only with tanks and stuff.

I wish they hadn't had hulk talk that one time during the fall from the plane. I had already happily assumed that they wouldn't ever have him talk (even if I did kind of want to hear him say 'hulk mad' or something, but I might have gotten that from phil hartman sketches or something).

I'm not really sure where my sympathies were, at many points. in lots of places at once, maybe.

the stuff where his father brought out his own powers, and the fight with him at the end, felt rushed, but I don't know what would have been a better alternative. certainly not a longer movie. or a substantially shorter one. (?) but nolte rocking the unabomber schtick was really surprisingly good by the end. until right before the nuke (the part with the weird bubble) I was ready to go along with anything anyone said about greek tragedy. I really wasn't feeling the bubble, though.

Josh (Josh), Saturday, 21 June 2003 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

This movie was fantastic. The entire fight sequence in the desert was glorious.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 21 June 2003 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

A friend of mine reviewed it here.

Are you being ironic again? You little scamp.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 21 June 2003 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Haven't seen it yet, but this pic looks so obviously photoshopped.

http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/images/I12796-2003Jun19L

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 21 June 2003 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I disregard any review of a superhero movie, like the times one, where the reviewer didn't get emotionally caught up in the movie. I'm not totally sure why this is, since I don't always hold other movies to that standard. and it's not like I ever really read comics much as a kid. or read them the 'right' way.

ebert mentioned something that I noticed and liked a lot, too - the multiple angles for close dialogue (and lots and lots of the dialogue or dialogueless interaction was close up). especially as an alternative to fucking point of view shots.

Josh (Josh), Saturday, 21 June 2003 04:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Those fucking point of view shots! Down with the basic language of film!

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 21 June 2003 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

no, down with accepting the basic language of film and then not doing anything at all with it.

Josh (Josh), Saturday, 21 June 2003 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

or worse, using only the basic language of film.

Josh (Josh), Saturday, 21 June 2003 04:15 (twenty-two years ago)

SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS

The "puny human" bit was definitely a nod to the fanboys/girls in the audience, but I think it worked in terms of giving a nod to the Banner / Hulk psychodramatic battle (an angle that's gotten lots of comic book love - it's the foundation of Peter David's 100+ issue run, & has gotten some superficial play via other comic folks) which mirrors the child / parent :: abuser / abusee stuff that permeates the flick.

BTW, Josh, you are dead-on re: the comic book framing & what it implies / denotes. I also took all the cutting mid-dialogue to different angles as another nod to comic panels, too. Such chicanery also helped make the bits of the flick that would've been laughable in a straight up seriously presented film (cf. Banner's dad chewing on wires to turn into ZZZZZAX, the "mutant french poodle", the psychodramatic ending w/ Dad trying to subsume Son, the outlined death of Talbot) more palatable. Not to say the film didn't take things seriously, but there was definitely a sense of perspective informing the material.

& let me also 2nd Josh's assessment of the "dog fight" - what seemed to be a very, very, very, very wrong move for the film to make turned out to be a fantastic action sequence where the violence perpetrated could actually be FELT instead of being passively experienced.

While all of the action sequences were fantastic, the scene that, in retrospect, impressed me the most was the 1st transformation, just because it came about so gradually. It mirrored that well-known sequence of shots from the TV show - shoes rip here, pants rip here, here's the eye bugging out & changing - but there was a smoothness, almost a comfortable inevitability, to the sequence that made it unnervingly mundane to watch. & then, of course, Hulk smash lab to bits. It's as if (and I'm stretching here) Lee knew the audience was expecting The Transformation Scene eventually, so instead of playing it up as the climax of the film, he simply presented it as "just another sequence". The 2nd transformation (after Tablot slaps Banner around) is much more jarring.

I'm definitely going to go to the theatre next week in the afternoon to see the film sans horseshit audience members (did I mention the kid sitting a row in front of me laughing at just about EVERY dramatic moment in the film? he spent the pre-movie time tossing kernels of popcorn onto the floor like Robert Parrish freethrows) (wooodog).

Also - Tablot's colostomy bag was a nice touch.

David R. (popshots75`), Saturday, 21 June 2003 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I could sort of hear some isolated 'haha' reactions in the audience, at a couple of the jokier things (like hulk reacting a bit during the tank battle) or just the action stuff that might be much 'funnier' in another movie, but it didn't really take off. I guess maybe most people 'got' it in that respect.

Josh (Josh), Saturday, 21 June 2003 04:49 (twenty-two years ago)

One friend of mine saw a pirate video (probably not the final cinema version) and really liked it. But he's the world's biggest Hulk fan, and it had the Hulk in it, so that was pretty much inevitable.

Ooh, I have the trailer on a CD-ROM here somewhere. Hang on...

Didn't tell me much, in fact. Still, as an old comic fan with lots of old comic fan friends, and supported by good words from someone like Josh, I expect a lot of us will get together for this.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 21 June 2003 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, I found the trailer a little misleading.

Josh (Josh), Saturday, 21 June 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

The first DEFINITIVE film about twenty-first century masculinity.

Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Saturday, 21 June 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Just kidding, it was quite dull really.

Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Saturday, 21 June 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I never really bothered with either The Hulk comic or TV show back in the day, and really it was just a whim to go see it today. Basically it's an "art film" (however you want to interpret that) version of a comic book, rather than a comic book movie with the occasional art film tendency. There were some pretty incredible shots in there and the constant split-screening to simulate comic panels was a nice touch.

Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Sunday, 22 June 2003 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I really enjoyed it.
The CGI came off a lot better on the bigscreen than it does in the TV ads. I was prepared to be letdown, but the close-ups especially impressed me, like Hulk's skin had texture sometimes, which is more than real-life humans often get in H'wood flicks.
I really liked the panelling that Lee did and Jennifer Connelly has never looked so hot (and she's ALWAYS looked hot).
While it would be great if Lee did the sequel, Neil LaBute would have a really interesting take on it, though probably not the talent for action.
As for the "puny human" deal, I'm prepared to let it go since it happened inside the mind.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 23 June 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw it last night, finally. I loved it and think it's possibly my fave of the Marvel flicks so far. I was actually surprised at how much the CGI impressed me, considering how bad I thought it would be. Instead, especially in the desert scenes, I found it to be GREAT. Not at all the sh*theap the critics are making it out to be.

Jay Vee (Manon_70), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

SPOILER

So do you think Hulk 2 will be all socially/globally conscious as Banner roams the world with DoctorsWithoutBorders being compassionate and from time to time letting the Hulk out to smash?
And then Jean Grey will be resurrected?

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm definitely more interested in the Hulk sequel than Spidey's or maybe even X3. Great as X2 was, I just don't think Hollywood nailed the XMen. And as much as they got Spidey's/Peter Parker's character down, the movie fairly blew. I mean - Macy Gray? Plus a completely non-scary villain. I was so glad that they waited until the end credits of Hulk to drop the obligatory generic Linkin Park-ish powerchord ballad. Hulk just plain rocked.

Jay Vee (Manon_70), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

So far, it's my favourite blockbuster of the summer, with nothing else on the horizon. Haven't seen Finding Nemo though.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Hulk was great.

They're doing The Punisher next summer.

Stuart (Stuart), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I saw the trailer for that at Hulk.
Isn't Punisher pretty much over though? I mean, is he still popular?

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

poor dolph lundgren!!

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

He doesn't even have super powers. Who else do they still have to do? Captain America?

Stuart (Stuart), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

They should get Pixar to do Silver Surfer.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

seriously, does no one remember the exisiting (pre-x-men 1) marvel films? the punisher? captain america? fantastic four?? straight-to-vid genius all.

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I like thomas jane though. john travolta as howard saint. hmm.

I knew there was a dolph lundgren punisher, but i don't think i saw it. before my time.

Stuart (Stuart), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

from the Imdb trivia page for the Lundgren Punisher: 91 people are killed individually on screen in this movie, not including those who die en masse in explosions, etc.

The movie was 92 minutes long. That probably includes the credits, ha!

Stuart (Stuart), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't know there was a FF flick.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

The FF flick is legendary for its shitness, I gather.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

back on topic, did anyone find it sort of goofy pandering to current political clime that while Hulk was v. savage with the dog-things, all of the soldiers seemed to make it out okay. I mean I was expecting those helicopters to blow the fuck up, not bounce and skid to a halt.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Those tanks have really big seat belts. You can get thrown.

Stuart (Stuart), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought it was pandering to the things-don't-automatically-blow-up-if-you-break-them nature of reality (particularly since they were hitting sand, which is less densely compacted and therefore better able to absorb the shock of impact).

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

It didn't strike me as a current political clime thing. More of a GI Joe/not even COBRA pilots die thing. Though I guess the little Atheon schmuck bit it.

Stuart (Stuart), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

No, David Banner is.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

and wasn't Betty Ross at one point involved with Spider-Man?
Didn't she work in the Daily Bugle in the old Bakshi cartoons?

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Betty Ross != Betty Brant

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Which one sewed yr American flag?

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Betty Boop

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, and here's a spoiler...you see a bare ass in the film

That was the best part! (I'm not sure if that pun is intended or not.)

rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 26 June 2003 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Eric Bana's whiteheads were a bit distracting though.

rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 26 June 2003 04:54 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, but Hulk had blemished skin too!

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 26 June 2003 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Casting on these things just keeps getting better and better. Eric Bana makes a great nerd. I liked the fact that they made the Hulk look a bit like him in the face.

also noted:

1. the fact that Lee takes time to point out that nobody other than Talbot is killed in the movie is a nod to comic books themselves, I thought. Remember the Comics Code Authority?

2. I can't figure out for the life of me why the exposition had to take so goddamned long, making everybody wait that long to see him hulk out for the first time was a bit of a mistake (and then he spends nearly the entire second half of the film as the Hulk!)

3. what the fuck was up with that 'puny human' dream sequence on the way down from space? that shit was completely wack!

4. I barely understood anything Nick Nolte said during the entire film. His character felt completely out-of-place and the big to-do by/in the lake made no sense to me at all.

5. I can't remember any of the lines from this movie besides "puny human"

6. Sam Elliott makes a brilliant army officer but I kept expecting him to say "the Hulk abides"

7. LXG looks like it's going to be TERRIBLE

Millar (Millar), Monday, 30 June 2003 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

well shush

Josh (Josh), Monday, 30 June 2003 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh, "You won't like me when i'm angry"?

Stuart (Stuart), Monday, 30 June 2003 03:08 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah but that was the SUBTITLE, I don't remember the spanish for it

Millar (Millar), Monday, 30 June 2003 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

JD Salinger's son plays Capt. America in the straight to vid flick.

chaki (chaki), Monday, 30 June 2003 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

there was an article in the la times about how Elfman scored this movie in something like 18 hours. he used to be good i sware! the score for the forbidden zone is pretty great.

chaki (chaki), Monday, 30 June 2003 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i've never much liked elfman, although his theme for "the simpsons" has obv become a cultural touchstone. but you're right that much of his other work is still better than the score for "hulk," which is atrocious.

amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 30 June 2003 04:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I liked Elfman a lot until that stupied Dharma & Greg show.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 30 June 2003 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

josh otm

mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Sunday, 6 July 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Saw it. Rather liked it. The Nolte / Absorbing Man stuff seemed very tagged on though did lead to one of the strangest fights I've ever seen in a film. But the editing and the look of the thing was terrific - Jennifer Connelly was particularly effective at the emotional scenes. Eric Bana was nicely subdued. Really the only thing that didn't work was the slight longeurs in the first half hour and most of the Nolte stuff. The CGI was very well directed - making the Hulk more confused than constantly angry made the whole thing more ambivalent.

Considering I thought it was going to be absolutely duff this is pretty good for me. Even the thirty kids in there seemed to rather enjoy it. It is too long, and we're not going to get a sequel but I think it stands up pretty well.

Pete (Pete), Monday, 14 July 2003 11:27 (twenty-two years ago)

whaddaya mean no sequel???
they made a sequel to Charlie's Angels.
The Absorbing Man/Hulk fight was really cool. That's the one part of the movie I'd want to see again.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 14 July 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Despite its opening weekend I don't think its made enough money on the enournous outlay. (Massice drop-off suggests massive drop-off for sequel).

Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 08:03 (twenty-two years ago)

why do ppl think jennifer connelly was good?

it wz terribly confused abt what it thought of itself — i actually liked all the lichen/polyp/desert from space cut-ins as visuals but i think they meant as much as the elfman "passion-sources" rip s/t

i think the bit i actually enjoyed most was when hulk started bouncing through the mesas

how canonic is the story as told: it was politically a-logical in itself but DUH!! i guess (i am the guy who gave PI a bad S&S review on the strength of its poor grasp of number theory)

exposition section punishing for newbies, if any, and the ending is if anything worse

i kind of liked it mainly bcz i didn't really "get" it, messagewise: it had a REALLY mixed/confused message in re govt interference/military insanity etc, which is in itself quite telling

ts: ang lee vs stang lee

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 17 July 2003 10:16 (twenty-two years ago)

WHy do people like Jennifer Connelly in general - or in this movie? I liked her in this movie cos within the whacked out logic of the film she acts logically. She
a) Realised the Hulk is Bruce when he pops out of the blue which is 1000x smarter than Lois Lane with just a pair of glasses
b) Has faith that he won't hurt her
c) still dobs him in to her Dad.

Story isn't all that canonical (original is all about the one accident - there is child abuse issues but not Dad meddling with my bits).

The bouncing around bits are the best certainly, and the ending is pointless. I think the lack of message vis a vis science is very interesting. We constantly see flashbacks to the green explosion, but no idea what actually happened there.

I like a base in the desert being calkled DESERT BASE.

Pete (Pete), Thursday, 17 July 2003 10:44 (twenty-two years ago)

the interaction w.diatoms and plants and planetscapes is fairly swamp thing-ish, but the story isn't

there is a subtextual war between micro/macroscopic scientific camerawork and CGI (TS: WHO WILL WIN?) but i don't get the feeling that anyone involved noticed this...

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 17 July 2003 10:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I suppose because the microscopic (and often itself just mocked up CG) footage is so much second hand from any film about genetics (Spider-Man does exactly the same type of stuff - including little internal thunder storms as some kind of sicence justification).

I loved the opening sequence science nonsense - especially the lab notes "Adding chloroform - might make green".

Pete (Pete), Thursday, 17 July 2003 10:54 (twenty-two years ago)

the overlap between digital editing hooha and cgi and old-fashioned wipes and so on was interesting. at least, it gave me a good kind of headache. but you hit the nail on the head in that it seemed to bite off more than it could chew which is both a good and a bad thing--it introduced too many ideas re. family relationships, repressed memories-as-genetic-destiny, science, the military, etc. to sort them out effectively. the nick nolte character thing at the end seemed less like the logical conclusion to the film as a desperate attempt to brush aside all the aforementioned complications and make an ending more befitting a superhero movie. also it just needed to END; actually squaring all the sundry plot points would have meant a six-hour movie.

i thought the visual conceits overlapping the microscopic world with some kind of dali-esque dream world were just puzzling, too fancy. i could see the function they served--bridging the awkward transitions b/t banner and the hulk so as to avoid the "grrrr hulk mad!" scenes from the tv show--but they didn't have much resonance in themselves.

amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 17 July 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

The first transformation was a massive disappointment too, perhaps more complex than Banner gets angry, but instead it was more like Banner has a bit of a migraine. Frankly if he was going to go mad after missing a phone call he really deserved to be locked in a cell.

The Nolte ending was straight phooey superhero bobbins, which was odd as the film I though could have happily finished in San Francisco with Betty calming down Bruce and then helping him escape....

(I did love the subtitled ending though).

Pete (Pete), Thursday, 17 July 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i love how south american insurgencies are such a hollywood meme that they didn't even need to place it more specifically. "soy loco...usted es del gobierno!"

amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 17 July 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

the hulk tv series was probably the best (only decent?) comics-related tv thing ever.

and the end title sequence music was so melancholic, every week.

saw bill bixby in 'clambake' with elvis presley just the other day.

andy

koogs (koogs), Thursday, 17 July 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

'can you play the sad walking away music from the incredible hulk?'

Josh (Josh), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

i liked how he never once got called "the hulk"

also i liked that they sorta kinda addressed the "exactly how stretchy ARE those pants?" dealio

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

they did? how?

amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

also is the movie called "hulk" or "the hulk"?

amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

well first of all during the fight with the dogs, they weren't stretchy enough and came off (or split)

then he obv got a new pair and even though he swelled much bigger they retained their elasticity, and shrank w.him in san fran BUT when he got back down to brucebanner size they were the NAFFEST PANTS MAN HAS EVER WORN, as a result presumably of having to be all stretch and no style

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Just Hulk (boo - we need the incredulity).

I like the way the word Hulk was only used once in the film (so I could cheer) - what Banner wakes up post dogs , "when I become that thin, that hulk, that monster... I like it."

Pete (Pete), Friday, 18 July 2003 09:01 (twenty-two years ago)

b-b-but that's a trend in superhero movies, starting with "batman"!

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 18 July 2003 09:05 (twenty-two years ago)

(at least i think so. maybe i'm remembering incorrectly.)

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 18 July 2003 09:06 (twenty-two years ago)

(Thing - not thin).
Hmm, definate articleness of superheroes, certainly Batman started as The Batman but since the sixties TV show...

Pete (Pete), Friday, 18 July 2003 09:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh I was speaking of the tendency to delay the revelation of the title.

"Er, it's like bat, but a man."

"That man is dressed as a bat!"

"Hello Man-Bat!"

"Get out of that batsuit, man!"

Though come to think of it I think Michael Keaton utters the words "I'm Batman" about 15 minutes into the picture, so nevermind.

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 18 July 2003 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish they would make a movie of Man-Bat.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 18 July 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

As with all things, it'll happen eventually.

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 18 July 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...
wow! how can something so shiny be so dull??

jones (actual), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

wtf is with all the marvel movies retroactively making all the protagonists teenagers?
It also strikes me as suspicious how the two key actors in both X-men and Hulk are both Aussies. Whats up with that.
If the upcoming FF movie has some obscure (to non-Oz) TV actor as some key part, I'll know it's a conspiracy.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

ok theater audiences were clearly cheated - the "Ang Lee as The Hulk" features are the heart and soul of this movie

jones (actual), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...
I was at the movie store last night with my son. He saw this and said "H - U - L - K, that spells Hulk! Let's get the Hulk!" so of course we rented it.

It was way WAY fucking better than I expected. The CGI was a gazillion times better than in The Matrix, the story, though somewhat stagnant in the expo, was very nice, of all the comic-books-cum-movies it maintained the most comic-booky vibe, I loved it. Lukas didn't like it as much as me..."where's the Hulk?" he asked most of the way through.

I liked the "puny human" dream-part up in the outer stratosphere too, although without the "you weren't that hard to find" (ha ha)/"yes I was" (oh, right!) exchange between Bruce & Betty, it would've probably seemed more non-sequitorial.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 21 November 2003 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

SHIT SANDWICH

Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Saturday, 22 November 2003 03:00 (twenty-one years ago)

nine months pass...
couldn't find the thread which pointed to that Onion article that the hulk wrote. anyway, this was in the paper on thursday:

http://incrediblehulk.blogspot.com/

and this is kinda related and doing the rounds:

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0913/

koogs (koogs), Saturday, 11 September 2004 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)

thirteen years pass...

my youngest has taken a pronounced interest in the handful of Silver Age appearances I have of the Hulk (fighting the Silver Surfer, etc.) Can anyone recommend decent Bronze or Silver Age collections of Hulk stuff? I don't even know where to begin with reprints/TPBs

Οὖτις, Thursday, 5 July 2018 19:25 (seven years ago)

Marvel Masterworks series is always a good bet

https://www.amazon.com/Marvel-Masterworks-Incredible-Hulk-Printing/dp/0785191305/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1530819049&sr=8-2&keywords=marvel+masterworks

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 5 July 2018 19:31 (seven years ago)

also search the Marvel Essentials series.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 5 July 2018 19:34 (seven years ago)

yeah I have a couple of those Essentials editions, pretty happy with 'em (and cheaper than the Masterworks)

Οὖτις, Thursday, 5 July 2018 19:34 (seven years ago)


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