1. We are trying to find some food late at night in Park Slope that isn't, you know, one of those enormous sandwiches, or eggs, or that came from Blue Ribbon and cost $70 for the two of us, and there are thousands of kids lined up at the hospital. Ah, mumps outbreak. Wait, no, they are queuing not for the hospital, but at the door to the B & N. The new Sweet Valley High book has hit the shelves!
2. It turns out that the Bible has been under copyright all this time.
― Benjamin (benjamin), Saturday, 21 June 2003 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)