Parents going away, classic or dud?

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So my parents are now gone away for a month leaving just me in the house since my siblings are all away too. They've gone away before but not like this..I feel I have to surpass what I was doing when they were here but they're quite lenient so it won't be easy. Anyway what did YOU all do in situations like mine. This is my purpose you see, I allow you all to relive your youth.

― Ronan, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Problem is, you're on a losing game if you try to surpass yourself with a view to being found out. I had the house to myself one weekend when I was 15, I left empty bottles, bongs, burnt knives etc all around the house, and the only reaction when the folks got home was "Open the window, it smells in here". They're expecting you to go over the top, it's a trick!

― dave q, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah I know that happened last year. They've been leaving me since I was 15 aswell but usually with my brother. So now with noone around I have.....a whole house......two cars both of which I'm insured in.....a freezer full of shit microwave food.

― Ronan, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Can you not turn the entire house into a living shrine to Gabriel Byrne? That might shake them up a bit... Especially the animatronics room.

― mark s, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What do you mean *turn* it into one? Who told you?

― Ronan, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I held a wild party and my parent's antique table got scratched, so I had to look through Yellow Pages and find a furniture restorer.

― J R Hartley, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't live with my parents. However when Pete is away it is classic as I can walk round the house naked and sing in the bath.

― Emma, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why can't you sing in the bath when he's there? Embarassment? Or is he a real authoritarian?

― Ronan, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Have you heard Emma sing?

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have a Raw London Edge which some people find offensive. Also I am tone deaf.

― Emma, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I didn't know you were Barbara Windsor.

― Ronan, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I want you to snort washing powder off the dog's back and drink perfume to experience some zzzzing in yer head.

― nathalie, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'll have to get a dog then. Which would probably annoy them more than drinking the perfume.

― Ronan, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Now is your chance to get that "Wheatus" girl over and...

― DJ Martian, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No no no........everybody wants me to do something to the Wheatus girl except me. Not just one night at the weekend but both nights my mates managed to leave me talking to her and oh god its such a long annoying story which probably isnt of much concern to anyone.........................

― Ronan, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

everybody wants me to do something to the Wheatus girl except me.

We don't want you to do something *to* her, you crude little man, we want you to do something *with* her.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well you can't have one without the other can you........................................CAN YOU?

― Ronan, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You can with a remote wanking machine.

― Nick, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's always the smallest common denominator with you isn't it Nick?

― Ronan, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It works though Ronan, there's pictorial evidence of it somewhere. Nick will show you where, he's good like that.

― cabbage, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why can't you walk around the house naked when Pete's there? Embarassment? Or is he a real pervert?

Oh, I see.....

― Ally C, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh flip, it's the remote wanking resurrection.

― Madchen, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The only time I've ever had the house to myself for more than a few hours in the daytime or night is when I'm babysitting younger brothers. Wild parties are off limits, but at least I get paid for the time. When no one at all is at home I turn up music loudly.

― Lyra, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

when my olds were away, there was a fair amount of inviting my (3) friends over for a raid of the liquor cabinet. guys, were my parents stoopid or what? i swear they NEVER noticed that after every weekend, their vodka would be somewhat watered down!

― di, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'To' or 'with'?

― dave q, Wednesday, 19 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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