Ally has topped 10,000 posts!!!

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Rejoice! Ally has topped 10,000 posts to ILE! 10,000 contributions of high wit, intelligence and sexiness, including loads of great pictures! Hooray!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://64.95.118.51/images/opti/d9/c1/0572021445-resized200.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:40 (twenty-two years ago)

You forgot her ass.

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

mind boggled. ally rules.

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.teachingideas.co.uk/welcome/internet/welldone.gif

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

here's to another 10,000

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:43 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.asb.com/usr/indtvprd/loveboat/cast3.jpg
here's looking at you kid!

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:rByUa9ZBv44C:www.whom.co.uk/fizdrink/shapes_barbie.jpg
$$$

― Alex in Rotherham (Alex in Doncaster), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:50 (twenty-two years ago)

congrats ally!

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:50 (twenty-two years ago)

and greetings from "loveboat: the next wave" too
http://www.asb.com/usr/indtvprd/nextwave/cast3a.jpg

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Yay!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Note that Love Boat: The Next Generation folloiws the format even down to having an annoying Wesley Crusheresque kid.

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Isaac.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 27 June 2003 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Yay Ally! Update your blog already! Hooray!

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Friday, 27 June 2003 12:06 (twenty-two years ago)

ain't he cute?
http://www.angelfire.com/wy/Wesley/images/red.jpg
I like wesley, i liked the way they portrayed the whole simmering hormones thing.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Friday, 27 June 2003 12:06 (twenty-two years ago)

the token black guy in love boat next wave was shit compared to issac in the original. issac had a perfect hybrid afro too:
http://www.asb.com/usr/indtvprd/loveboat/TV5.JPG

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Friday, 27 June 2003 12:09 (twenty-two years ago)

what proportion of ally's posts declared she wasn't wearing underwear?

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 27 June 2003 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Go Ally.

So how many ppl (aside from Ned obv.) have crossed that highwater mark.

― H (Heruy), Friday, 27 June 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Here's to time well wasted, sweetheart!

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 27 June 2003 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the type of thing you all congratulate each other for? Wow.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 27 June 2003 13:20 (twenty-two years ago)

why do people celebrate birthdays?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 27 June 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

You don't congratulate someone for their birthday though. Or maybe you do, I don't know, most of my friends hate birthdays.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 27 June 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

So how many ppl (aside from Ned obv.) have crossed that highwater mark.

What, do I have a reputation around here or something?

That top six in full:

1 Ned Raggett 18464 (334)
2 mark s 14586 (412)
3 N. 13296 (346)
4 jel 11289 (279)
5 Dan Perry 11136 (180)
6 Ally 10296 (206)

Next up would be Tom, if he so chooses.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 June 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

That's just ILE, though, right? When I was checking the Ultimate Statscock (ILE+ILM combined) for my 1,000th post, you were at 31,000-something, Ned.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 27 June 2003 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

OH MY GOD how much nonsense to I post to this bitch???

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 June 2003 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, that's just ILE in general. And Dan, well, you have the passion. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 June 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan: Slightly more than Ally does.

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 27 June 2003 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

damn, i need to improve my stats numbers!

― joan vich (joan vich), Friday, 27 June 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Ronan is v. close to 10,000 for both boards combined.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 27 June 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

yay for ally for joining such an exclusive club!! :)

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 27 June 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to be in the top 20 of ILM, and I'm falling fast now; I don't think I've even got 4,000 between the two boards, and I feel like posting less and less these days. I am obviously doing something wrong.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 27 June 2003 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, you should post more and then maybe everyone will make a big thread about how bored you must be during the day and like, congratulate you for being a fast typer with lots of inane shit to say, Sean!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 27 June 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

though, you know I never got a 10,000 thread, I'm not bitter, but you know I think I deserve some kudos for persistent stupidity and panda-ing to lowering the intellectual base of this here board. < /notobtakenseriously>

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 27 June 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll send you a congratulations teddy bear?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 27 June 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

cool!

Though, if I recall correctly, every post from 9,500 to 9,999 was..."I'm only X posts from 10,000, beat that!"

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 27 June 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I've only got 4154.
Meet me halfway, across the sky!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 27 June 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally, you should celebrate by making one post to every thread you have every contributed to.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 27 June 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

"Raise Your Glasses in Praise!

http://www.an-irrational-domain.net/images/jaz/jazflexi.jpg

― Father Jaz (vassifer), Friday, 27 June 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I am so proud that no one has made a "How many posts has Ally bottomed?" joke.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 June 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

WHY DO I FIND THAT PICTURE OF JAZ COLEMAN SO ATTRACTIVE? JESUS CHRIST.

(now you all see the reason why I have so many posts...you too can be a winnah)

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 27 June 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

must be the uni.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 27 June 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm pretty new here and I feel like I'm neck and neck to Ally in ass posts alone. But if and when I hit 10,000, don't post celebratory threads, just send me money.

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 27 June 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

to buy more jewels?

― joan vich (joan vich), Friday, 27 June 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

No, so I can quit my job and just write about ass all day long.

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 27 June 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Jewelly, I direct you to "I have a big ass". There's no way you'll catch me in ass obsession! BWAHAHAHA.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 27 June 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, I studied it carefully. You blazed the trail, O Assed One.

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 27 June 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I've gained like, 10 lbs recently, so really it was due for a revival, that thread I mean.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 27 June 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

WHY DO I FIND THAT PICTURE OF JAZ COLEMAN SO ATTRACTIVE?

To cure you of that, here's a pic of Jaz taken in the last three months. He's the gent with the stogie over on the left.

http://www.killingjoke.com/content/kj_wallpapers1a.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 27 June 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to jog 10 miles a day and was a bit vain about my ass back in the day. But then I moved to an ungodly hot and humid swampland, and the jogging stopped, and one day my ass stood up and said Howdy! I'll be dominating your appearance from now on!

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 27 June 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex, are you sure that's actually him?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 27 June 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

and not like, you know, John Popper or maybe one of the Travelling Wilburies.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 27 June 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

you're just trying to make me crush on you, ain't ya jewellry?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 27 June 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Hush, oops, this post is about Ally. Start a new thread about your crush on me.

(j/k. Just write any and all love poems in the ass thread where they belong.)

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 27 June 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

i see you still haven't sorted out the whole thread vs. post thing. Relax your ass, and it'll come.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 27 June 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

sigh

― socrates (gabbneb), Friday, 27 June 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not ready for that jelly, oops.

(Ew, asses that spew jelly when they cum.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 June 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

What a sorry way to celebrate 10,000 posts. Almost makes you feel like you did it all for nothing, eh, Ally?

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 27 June 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Trust me, I felt that way when I saw the thread title staring out at me this morning.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 27 June 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

And with every expression of regret, you're inching closer and closer to 20,000. Hip-hip- HOORAY!

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 27 June 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

hip hip hooray on ally's 10,000 posts day!

http://www.in.gr/musiccd/ixos/images/kraftwerk.jpg

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 27 June 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Tad, that made it worthwhile. I kiss you.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 28 June 2003 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

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