Bite My Nuts (Why Don't You?)

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Don't you hate it when a bitch doesn't know how to give a good blowjob?

― Squeeze My Nutz, Saturday, 28 June 2003 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

No. But if she can't kiss, it's over before it's begun.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 28 June 2003 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i dont know, i can live with it. but have you ever notice how the blue and the oprage i sliike ook, but not when there is bombscare instead of hurt you so?

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 28 June 2003 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Is this Arnold Adenoid of "OMG the thought of a hot guy doing me in the butt gets me all scared!" fame?

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 28 June 2003 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I have no idea what to make of this thread so it must be classic.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 28 June 2003 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hurt You So" is much better than "Bombscare" (which is also grate) because it's twee

― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 28 June 2003 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Most bizarre thread derailing ever.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 28 June 2003 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Why is it that twee rave works and twee rock doesn't?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 28 June 2003 05:07 (twenty-two years ago)

harder beats, more believable in context, doesn't seem like they're just doing it as a changeup but like it's part of the music's lifeforce already would be one guess

― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 28 June 2003 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

time for bed gareth?

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Saturday, 28 June 2003 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Massive unfair generalization. Twee works when it's smart and it winks at you, regardless of genre.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 28 June 2003 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd say it works w/a much higher %age in dance than rock, though

― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 28 June 2003 05:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not sure what you mean by twee, as I am unfamiliar with either of the tracks mentioned above. What's some twee rock that you *do* like?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 28 June 2003 05:13 (twenty-two years ago)

but seriously, what Elvis Costello song did Sterling name this thread after?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 28 June 2003 08:26 (twenty-two years ago)

dunno but this must be the omnipotent baby remix.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 28 June 2003 10:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Just in case this is that dreary homphobe back again, and anyway because it's certainly true in my experience: men give better blowjobs, on average, than women. There are loads of other factors, like practice and a taste for it for example, but on average this is my experience.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 28 June 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

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