Gareth the KILLER

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With GUNS! Thanks to SOMMERMUTE!

http://www.geocities.com/wintermute_v031/chow.txt

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 29 June 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yet another picture Gareth should upload to Friendster.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 29 June 2003 15:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

thank you!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 29 June 2003 15:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

he kills with a smile on his face!

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 29 June 2003 16:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

and a sardonically raised eyebrow!

― C J (C J), Sunday, 29 June 2003 16:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

That picture screams "HEAVENS! I kill you now."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 29 June 2003 16:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Why do you think I like it so much?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 29 June 2003 17:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

*in HYSTERICS*

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 29 June 2003 17:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh. my. god. It's like a Guy Ritchie film!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 29 June 2003 17:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

laughing...can't breathe...

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 29 June 2003 17:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

a new challenger emerges!

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 29 June 2003 19:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

greatest picture ever

― M Matos (M Matos), Sunday, 29 June 2003 19:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

i'm inclined to agree as from a technical point of view the colouring and photographic texture of gareth's noggin match the rest of the image very strongly indeed...unless...he really was there...

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 29 June 2003 19:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

the great thing about lcd scfreens is that you can see the join.

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 29 June 2003 19:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

it's sort of the visual equivalent of "A Stroke of Genius"

― M Matos (M Matos), Sunday, 29 June 2003 19:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

That's a really, really good photoshop job.

― Dan I., Sunday, 29 June 2003 20:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh, and I'm stealing your images-hosting trick. Good idea!

― Dan I., Sunday, 29 June 2003 20:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah these high-quality apple LCDs do reveal the difference in blacks rather markedly, otherwise it's a very good job

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 29 June 2003 21:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Does anyone else thinks he looks like a French Pee-Wee there?

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 29 June 2003 21:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

somebody needs to find a pic of Ronan and put his face over Danny Lee's

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 29 June 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

I like the way he's looking at the camera rather than at what he's shooting at. "Yeah I look good, damn good!"

― nickn (nickn), Sunday, 29 June 2003 21:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

Lee, Gareth Lee. *brassy arrangement kicks in*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 29 June 2003 21:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Gareth Yun Fat!

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 29 June 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

I tried to blend this into that and failed. If anyone wants to try...

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Sunday, 29 June 2003 21:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

i fear for gareth

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 29 June 2003 23:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

How about this?
http://ox.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/gareth-guns.jpg

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 29 June 2003 23:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

He looks so sad.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 29 June 2003 23:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

thats the price of being such an icon

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 29 June 2003 23:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

i keeeel youu. keeeeel you with GOOOOONS!!

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Sunday, 29 June 2003 23:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

That really better become the new catchphrase round here, or someone's head is going to roll.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 30 June 2003 00:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

hired goons?

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 30 June 2003 02:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

three months pass...

Why did Gareth never respond to this thread, I ask you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 4 October 2003 02:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

He's killing you softly.

― bnw (bnw), Saturday, 4 October 2003 03:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

With GUNS!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 4 October 2003 03:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Lauryn Hill and Roberta Flack take on new dimensions.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 4 October 2003 03:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

How did I miss this before?!

― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 4 October 2003 04:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.disinfotainmenttoday.com/darenet/shining_weird.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 4 October 2003 09:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is that George Bush sr or Charleton Heston?

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 5 October 2003 04:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

(I mean the one on the right.)

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 5 October 2003 04:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

totally awesome!

― geeta (geeta), Sunday, 5 October 2003 05:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

he comes dancing across the water yeah

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 5 October 2003 14:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Why is he wearing that stupid man suit?

― ModJ, Sunday, 5 October 2003 14:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

The one on the left must be John Candy.
"I'm a mog. I'm half man and half dog. I'm my own best friend."

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 5 October 2003 15:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Great party, isn't it!"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 5 October 2003 19:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Revive for no reason!

― Allyzay, Monday, 27 October 2003 17:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Other than to celebrate the murderous wonder that is Gareth.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 27 October 2003 17:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

That definitely requires celebrating.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Monday, 27 October 2003 17:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm only going to celebrate "Gareth the Killer" if Gareth comes and kills my list of people to kill. Otherwise it really isn't that relevant to me, to be honest.

― Allyzay, Monday, 27 October 2003 18:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Gareth should be a gun for hire, I have a couple of people he could kill. Or at least kick in the shins.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Monday, 27 October 2003 18:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah, but he'd be too easily recognisable to be an effective hitman.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 27 October 2003 18:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Only recognisable to us. There are enough lanky men in the world that he could easily blend into the crowd

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 27 October 2003 18:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

but where is the DOVES?!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 27 October 2003 18:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Gareth, Gareth is the man. (Even if he has left, which is a depressing thought.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 9 October 2004 02:29 (twenty years ago) link

He tried to kill me when I saw him. I'm not kidding. I know it's fear, the fear felt by a small and frustrated man, that makes him do the things he does. But there's still no excuse for it.

― Gigantic [something] (nordicskilla), Saturday, 9 October 2004 02:32 (twenty years ago) link

Standing next to Gareth, Alex in SF, and Gygax made me feel like a fucking munchkin ewok or something.

― Gigantic [something] (nordicskilla), Saturday, 9 October 2004 02:33 (twenty years ago) link

Because...they're tall, you see.

― Gigantic [something] (nordicskilla), Saturday, 9 October 2004 02:33 (twenty years ago) link

Did you say something down there?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 9 October 2004 02:37 (twenty years ago) link

I can fit in the bathroom closet!

― Gigantic [something] (nordicskilla), Saturday, 9 October 2004 02:40 (twenty years ago) link

Gareth, you were missed on Tuesday :(.

― suzy (suzy), Saturday, 9 October 2004 02:52 (twenty years ago) link

he comes dancing across the water yeah

-- teeny (webmail), October 5th, 2003 10:16 AM. (teeny)

dammit, teeny. You beat me to it by a year.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 9 October 2004 04:26 (twenty years ago) link

Notify Hollywood.

We have found the new James Bond.

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 9 October 2004 20:13 (twenty years ago) link

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