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Manchester United Fan Sentenced to Death

And yes, apparently him being a fan actually had something to do with it all.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Amusing ned, amusing

― anthony, Sunday, 23 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

three years pass...
In cycling news, "Toseland mystified by unruly rear end"

link to Guardian article

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Monday, 27 September 2004 11:40 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

Inexpensive prostitutes busted

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 10 April 2008 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

Bush soaks in Europe like only a president can

― Hurting 2, Sunday, 15 June 2008 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

Amusing ned, amusing

― and what, Sunday, 15 June 2008 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

It's the "soaks" part.

― Hurting 2, Sunday, 15 June 2008 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

Bush soaks everywhere.

― libcrypt, Sunday, 15 June 2008 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

Oil hits record near http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080616/ap_on_bi_ge/oil_prices40 a barrel on dollar, fire?

― G00blar, Monday, 16 June 2008 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

Let's try that again:

Oil hits record near http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080616/ap_on_bi_ge/oil_prices40 a barrel on dollar, fire?

― G00blar, Monday, 16 June 2008 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

wtf?

― G00blar, Monday, 16 June 2008 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

screw you guys i'm going home

― G00blar, Monday, 16 June 2008 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

If it makes you feel any better I named a Pokemon after your yesterday. (A Kriketune.)

― Abbott, Monday, 16 June 2008 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

Hunting Industry Sets Sights on Women

― Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 05:39 (seventeen years ago)

haha

― joe 40oz (deej), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 05:45 (seventeen years ago)

watch out ladies

― Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 05:46 (seventeen years ago)

It's from the WSJ, no less

― Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 05:46 (seventeen years ago)

http://upyourtee.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/milfhunter.gif

― poetry unit (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 05:49 (seventeen years ago)

Amusing, Sarge, amusing.

― vast variety of steens where we get our HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 07:34 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/31/35/31_35_mm_bjs_reaction.html

― StanM, Wednesday, 1 October 2008 08:22 (seventeen years ago)

nine months pass...

Scuffle with son over sandwich meat burns shotgun-packing meth maker

― us_odd_bunny_lady (tipsy mothra), Friday, 17 July 2009 21:34 (seventeen years ago)

three years pass...

Courtney Love says ‘Heart Shaped Box’ is about her vagina

― toandos, Friday, 3 August 2012 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

Rise in U.S. Unemployment a Sign of Growing Worker Confidence

― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Friday, 2 November 2012 19:50 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

Puppy thrown at German biker gang

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10333211

― These are my every day balloons (Ste), Monday, 14 January 2013 11:03 (thirteen years ago)

YOu wouldn't think the story could live up to headline but it gives so much more.

― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 14 January 2013 11:05 (thirteen years ago)

I like how the guy thought he was 'escaping' but I'm guessing the bikers just stood there in disbelief for a moment, and then just carried on drinking their beers.

― These are my every day balloons (Ste), Monday, 14 January 2013 11:07 (thirteen years ago)

After making his getaway on the bulldozer, he had driven so slowly that a 5km tailback built up behind him on the motorway.

this was the bit where i lost it completely

― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 January 2013 11:14 (thirteen years ago)

three months pass...

god bless WaPo for this one:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/erik-wemple/wp/2013/04/16/new-york-post-12-still-dead-in-bombings-that-killed-at-least-3/

― ALE HOOS aka the steinfiller (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 01:27 (thirteen years ago)

New York Post: 12 still dead in bombings that killed at least 3

― ALE HOOS aka the steinfiller (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 01:27 (thirteen years ago)

six months pass...

There is a context that makes this make sense, but still:

Beavers, pharmacists launch smurfing awareness campaign

http://knoxblogs.com/humphreyhill/2013/10/22/beavers-pharmacists-launch-smurfing-awareness-campaign/

― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 12:59 (twelve years ago)

three months pass...

Kings' Gay injures Achilles

― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:11 (twelve years ago)

eleven months pass...

Independent.

Topless model appears in The Sun for first time in almost a week

― Mark G, Thursday, 22 January 2015 10:27 (eleven years ago)

four years pass...

This one momentarily terrified me

https://www.wbur.org/hereandnow/2019/02/19/new-orleans-reducing-homeless-hurricane-katrina

How New Orleans Reduced Its Homeless Population By 90 Percent

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:42 (seven years ago)

one year passes...

https://www.livescience.com/starman-tesla-mars-approach.html
'Starman' just zipped past Mars in his rapidly-decaying Tesla Roadster

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 22 October 2020 20:37 (five years ago)


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