someone stole my shoes!!!

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bizarre. i was going to take off my trainers and put on this pair of clarks but they are gone! someone stole them! why would you want an old pair of clarks? i loved those shoes! why would somebody steal them?

― doom-e, Tuesday, 1 July 2003 07:12 (twenty-two years ago)

So they could walk a mile in them?

― estela (estela), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 07:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i dunno. i have purdy big feet. ; - )

― doom-e, Tuesday, 1 July 2003 07:27 (twenty-two years ago)

You should go around being all pissed off and self-pitying... until you see a man with no feet.

― estela (estela), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 07:30 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, cuz he'd probaly have some shoes he's not using, thus cheering you up

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 07:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe someone stole them so they could make them into a cactus garden. They showed Australia how to do that on Burke's Backyard and the final result was woeful; a row of shoes and gumboots brimming with succulents. The house owner looked horrified and was trying to smile bravely at the camera.

― estela (estela), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 07:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Where on earth do you keep your shoes? If it's in your house, I'd start checking your valuables are still there.

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 07:53 (twenty-two years ago)

in the office, in a selfridges bag...gone! gone i tells ya!

― doom-e, Tuesday, 1 July 2003 07:54 (twenty-two years ago)

why would you want an old pair of clarks?

were they Clarks Commandos? Maybe they were after the compass in the heel.

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 07:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Cleaners may have mistaken the shoes for rubbish?

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 08:05 (twenty-two years ago)

meow!

yeah, that's what i think so.

― doom-e, Tuesday, 1 July 2003 08:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm fairly declawed today - and cleaner would have to have thrown away shoes as the probability of person known to cleaner requiring size 13 Gallagher footwear fairly slight.

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 08:44 (twenty-two years ago)

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