Search & Destroy: Soup

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It is getting very wintry round here and I still have the cold I have had for 2 weeks now so my thoughts turn to nourishing soup. The modern world has spoiled us with a mind boggling variety of soups, but which are best / worst?

I say search: my auntie's chicken soup, my leek and potato soup, tomato/gazpacho, fish, stilton.

Destroy: cream of chicken, cream of mushroom, minestrone.

And where do you stand on accompaniments, e.g. croutons?

Emma, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Despite modern frills such as the crouton soup remains a holdover from our barbaric primitive pasts and I reject it utterly.

I did a couple of months ago buy a cream of chicken tin in a bold attempt to 'get into soup' but I've not been brave enough to eat it yet.

Tom, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

cream of asparagus. mmmmmmm. mushroom barley. a really good tomato soup can be lovely, (even for tomayta-haytas as my sis can attest).

destroy - the glutinous gel that adheres to chicken soups you get in those big self-serv pots at random "gourmet delis" in the city. yucko.

o i almost forgot - search Fanelli's outdoor soup counter and the lady who works there. she's totally bananas.

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

search: miso, beef barley, tomato rosa marina, cream of chicken with rice, mushroom barley, navy bean, chicken noodle, chicken dumpling, liver dumpling, beef and potatoes...
destroy: you can never destroy soup!

Melissa W, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Search: Leek and potato all the way. Homemade if poss, else Baxters stuff in a tin is OK. I also make quite a mean carrot and ginger.

Destroy: Heinz leek and potato which is a glutinous mess. Any Heinz Big Soups. Packet soups.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You don't need soup as an excuse to eat croutons, I eat them whenever I can get my hands on them. My self-serve Pizza Hut 'salads' (ie huge mountain of croutons) are legendary.

DG, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Better than croutons are those big bits of baguette with rouille and grated cheese you float on French onion / fish soup. Normally a crusty roll does me though.

Miso = the soup of the devil, I don't care how good for me it is, it tastes like cum.

Emma, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My god, where the hell are you eating YOUR miso?!?!?!?

Sarah, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I love miso soup. Love it. I also like fish soup. Apart from that, I rarely drink (or is it eat?) soup.

nathalie, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Miso is foul, all salty with bits trying to float in it and coagulating revoltingly. Ick.

Emma, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Search:Any kind of Chinese Soup.

Destroy:Cup-a-Soups, horrible over salty slop with sad looking vegetables and rock hard "croutons". In disgusting flavours.

Ronan, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I rarely drink (or is it eat?) soup

This kind of question encapsulates the reason soup is bad.

Tom, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The world would be a much better place if people treated food and drink as a continuum rather than discrete sets.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Chinese soup. Hmmm. That chicken and sweetcorn slop is surely made of mucus? And the things floating in it are always awkward to eat. I prefer Thai soup. Tom Yum Yum Yum.

Emma, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

miso soup = your own edible lava lamp

taking sides: clam chowder: manhattan or new england? I don't think I have ever actually tried manhattan clam chowder.

Tracer hand, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Who cares if its made from mucus, admittedly Thai soup is nicer, especially that clear spicy one with the prawns whose name escapes me. I'll be eating Marks and Spencers versions of all this sort of food what with my parents away......shopping tonight after work (shudder)

Ronan, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was going to express shock that you cannot cook for yourself at the age of 18 Ronan but given that you cannot READ either I am not surprised. Clear spicy Thai soup = Tom Yum as I have written in my post in the form of a hilarious gag.

Emma, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can cook, it's just I'm such a lazy ungrateful little scamp

Ronan, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hello Emma, I am 27 and haven't cooked in my life. I have baked a chocolate cake. I didn't eat it myself but gave it to a friend. She's still alive.

nathalie, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I love the more BROTHY clear soups rather than the thick creamy mothers produced by Heinz. Thick soups can be SATISFYING under conditions of immense cold IE my damn office today.

Tangent: Office so cold that Enthusiastic Graduate S*** is wearing FINGERLESS GLOVES. Will she start up that trend again amongst enthusastic graduate jobbers??

Sarah, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

27 and never cooked!!! I am stunned. What do you eat?

Emma, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Emma, the mucus you refer to in the chicken and sweetcorn soup you get from Chinese restaurants is, I think, egg that is stirred in just before serving.

Best soup in the world = bouillbaise, with all the trimmings. It's a soup that creates two courses just by itself!!

never having cooked at age 27 = dud

cabbage, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Clearly I have nothing to worry about since A I have on occasion cooked, and B I am 9 years younger than 27.

Ronan, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

MULIGTWAUNY

anthony, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Emma's statement on miso soup makes my head spin. Has she been getting unadvertized "special sauce" with her orders?

Search: B'baw mouan, an ultra-spicy Cambodian soup served at a Cambridge/Boston restaurant called The Elephant Walk. Made up of rice, chicken, lime, cilantro, scallions, garlic, and more chili powder than you can shake a stick at. Mmmmmm...

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

you don't appreciate chinese soups cos you haven't had authentic...check out the shark fin soup....if you can afford it

ernest, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have so had authentic ones, I used to work for the Taipei Representative Office (= Taiwanese Embassy but not allowed to be called that) and I still was not impressed.

Emma, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why, wouldn't you know, a friend & I partook of a delectible feast @ a nearby Korean restaurant. We purchased a stew of some sort, containing rice patties, some noodles, various vegetables, some beef, and, oh yeah, INTESTINES AND TENDONS.

It was good, though the texture and toughness of the intestines was a bit difficult to adjust to. Next time, I'll order the Sushi Deluxe or some nice Udon noodles.

Creamy soups are blech. Onion soup is SO GOOD (including the mother of all croutons, hiding beneath the five-foot layer of thick & crusty cheese, all nice & soggy) - it's a shame I'm lactose intolerant and incapable of rightly enjoying onions. Miso soup is excellent as well - Emma is a mentalist (sic?). Most Italian-type soups (i.e. minestrone, pasta fagioli) could be good, but they're so easy to feck up. Egg drop soup is heinous blech. (I know I misspelled something there.)

And chicken gumbo - specifically, the chicken gumbo I used to gorge myself on while feasting at the All You Can Eat Salad Bar & Soup Trough at a nearby Abdow's Big Boy back when I was a wee pisser. Okra is a wonderful vegetable.

David Raposa, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If I haven't said, Dan, you are SICK LIKE DOG.

Fave soups -- a clam chowder is a thing of the gods when done right, and must be worshipped. Corn chowder isn't far behind. Miso is of course godlike and perfect for something warm when you don't want tea. The Vietnamese national dish, more or less, is pho, aka soup, and any good Vietnamese place around here worth its salt makes kickass pho combinations, but the basic mix of noodles, broth, beef, hoisin sauce and the like is perfection. I've not had many Japanese soups (I'm not counting Top Ramen or such abominations), but a local place serves up a variant (?) called nabe -- Momus, help me out here -- and with chicken it is divine (it lacks udon noodles, so essentially it's like a lighter stew). Shark fin soup I need to finally try, though I gather the sharks themselves object and they're getting a rough enough time these days as it is. Tortilla soup is likely more a California fusion than actually Mexican but still works when done right, and my good friend Karen is the mistress of Anarchy Soup, aka 'take whatever is around and put it together.' Always works best with a tomato broth (oh yes, a thick tomato soup is a definite highlight of life).

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mind you I always thought Emma's adventures in Chinese foods were wasted on her. She doesn't like offal or chicken feet. Fool.

Soup, soup. Pea soup my friends. Pea and Ham - when it comes out the tin it is solid. Num num.

Pete, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh yes, duh, onion soups, I had a great one the other night! Clearly I switched off my BRANE.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pete: pea soup a rope.

Tim, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Who knew there were all those miso fans out there? Since you have all accused me of being wrong I can only assume that either I have had really bad miso (I have had it quite a few times in many different places though...) or really weird boyfriends.

Emma, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have just remembered having an orgasm over a soup. But it wasn't in the soup. This was at a pub somewhere in Co. Galway and it was a seafood chowder.

Nick, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

OOHHHHHH straciatella or however the fuck you spell it, in Pollo down Old Compton Street, oohhhhh it's AMAZING! In fact, any of their soups!! All so good! Oh god. I want to go there tonight. Does anyone want to go after work? We can drink cheap red wine, it'll be great, ohhhh soup soup soup.

I am curling my toes in glee.

Sarah, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This anecdote makes me feel faintly ill. I hope you at least had the manners to leave the table first.

Emma, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(I meant Nick not Sarah who is quite free to curl her toes wherever she likes).

Emma, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I spent about a year making soups for a living. My favorites were black bean soup and Hungarian mushroom. They've got to be heavy. The Hungarian mushroom was the absolute best, but it uses loads of cream.

Kerry, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Of course to certain people round this joint the mere mention of Minestrone will cause uncomfortable memories to come bubbling back. Everybody repeat after me:

Hmmm Hmmm, Smells Like Minestrone.

Pete, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I hate you Baran. For a week I was too poor to afford any food. All I had were packets of instant Minnestrone soup. AND I COULD NOT BEAR TO EAT THEM. I starved because of you!

Sarah, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Lord, Pete. And we've even captured that one on film!

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was going to go to lunch. I think I'll wait for my sight to return.

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

David, my mom used to make that Korean soup and I used to love it as a kid, until she finally told me what the "chewy tubes" were. yuck.

The best soup, though, is the Kimchee bowl-o-ramen that you can get for a dollar at any finer Korean-owned delis in NYC.

Phil, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm crushed because I was going to make the gag about Emma's boyfriends but chickened out at the last minute. I take solace in the fact that I have a new dirty phrase: "makin' miso". (Ex: "Hey baby, I think it's time we made miso, wink wink nudge nudge.")

Clam chowder (NE style) is another amazing soup, as are the aforementioned french onion and the ultra-trendy (3 years ago) carrot and ginger soup. Mmmmmmmm....

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

soup is almost always good so search all. I always make soup from the left over bones from roasts etc. chicken soup should have barley in it. Lentil and bacon pea and ham, carrot and coriander leek and potatoe mmmmmmm

must be with crusty brown bread and salty butter

Ed, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

five years pass...
Um, someone please explain Mulligatawny soup? I don't really get it at all.

Masonic Boom, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

"Latin" Black Bean Soup A+++

Hymie in Galveston (admrl), Friday, 17 September 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)

made some clam chowder the other day - butter, tiny bit of flour for a roux, potatoes, fresh clams, milk. so damn simple, but comforting and yumm!!

....some kind of psychedelic wallflower (outdoor_miner), Friday, 17 September 2010 20:14 (fifteen years ago)

Perfect timing for reviving this thread! Going to Asian market tomorrow to get ingedients for my wife's wonderful kim chee soup, and am already hungry with anticipation. Like so:

http://aeriskitchen.com/pic/kimchi_soup_01.jpg

Overblown 80's Gated Snore (Dan Peterson), Friday, 17 September 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)

oh, good lord, i LOVE kim chee with a passion. there's a noodle joint in Japantown (san francisco) that puts kim chee on top of a bowl of noodles and it's one of my favorite dishes, period.

....some kind of psychedelic wallflower (outdoor_miner), Friday, 17 September 2010 20:51 (fifteen years ago)

Oh man, how is that kim chee soup made? It looks fabulous. I adore kim chee but I can't seem to convert my husband.

Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Saturday, 18 September 2010 23:43 (fifteen years ago)

two winters ago my wife and I had a soup bracket competition. We found 12 soup recipes that sounded good and over the course of the winter we made them all and then pitted them against each other in a March Madness-style bracket. I don't think we ever picked an ultimate winner because we didn't have a way to decide soups that we disagreed on and also it's hard to pick between two totally different types of soup (like how do you pick a winner between carrot sage soup and tortilla soup?) but we added some really delicious soups to our repertoire.

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 18 September 2010 23:53 (fifteen years ago)


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