who are you fancying RIGHT NOW ?

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Me, I'm digging Allison Moorer (can't wait for Amazon to deliver the new live album with accompanying DVD of concert hubba hubba), Thalia (why the hell is she in a video pretending to be all in love with FAT JOE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE), Tisha Campbell (still lookin' sexy on My Wife and Kids), and my lovely wife (I realize this daily). (apologies for heterosexism etc.) You?

Neudonym, Wednesday, 2 July 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

a pint.

teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

The Handsome Sound Artist.

Yes, still.

kate (kate), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Nasal relief. It may not be a 'who' per se but I am imagining a personification or avatar.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, this is funny: the other day, HSA found a picture of Damien Hirst and started berrating me "How can you fancy this man? He looks like Ken Dodd and the Diddymen!" And I accused him of Just Being Jealous. "I'm not jealous!" HSA insisted. "I am totally mystified that you could find him attractive!"

(He is jealous.)

kate (kate), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

My girlfriend. Here we are:

http://www.benbrown.com/miscimages/bookpunk5/bookpunk5-Pages/Image1.html

I look fat in this picture, even for me. But she looks pretty cute.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

A friend-of-a-friend who I occasionally see in the pub, and someone else who I won't mention because they sometimes lurk here.

(and nasal relief would be good too - it's the middle of hayfever season here right now)

caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I just fancy a good night's sleep! Nothing else is really attractive to me right now.

Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

zee wife.

Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

HSA is correct: Damien Hirst is a grade A minger.

RickyT (RickyT), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

No he's not!

http://www.thetube.com/content/pressreleases/0110/hirst.jpg

Besides, I don't fancy him because of his looks. I fancy him because he is creative and clever.

At which point, HSA went on a whole rant about how DH is NOT clever and his art is NO GOOD AT ALL merely proving all the more that he is not just jealous, but envious as well.

kate (kate), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Your girlfriend is cute, Kenan. Is that a pic of where you work?

Hmm... Who do I fancy...? Hmm... I just had it! Wait ! No, that's not it... hmmm...

Sarah Mclusky (coco), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Kenan, I forgot to email you back and tell you how great that picture was. So I'll do it here, in public, in front of the WHOLE WORLD!

Oh I forgot to say "all the ladeez of ILE whose pictures I've seen or haven't", yr all great. In fact the guys too. Everyone. I'm in a good mood.

Neudonym, Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Hirst's creeping nose hairs = dud.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

That pic was taken outside The Escapist bookstore.

http://www.escapistbookstore.com/

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

A pint, yes, any damn pint. Honestly nobody and it's sort of freaking me out.

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

What a pretty white dress! (on the escapist bookstore page) I saw one kind of like that the other day but it cost something ridiculous like $350.

Sarah MCLusky (coco), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

the other night my dad was in town and kinda hammered when we all went to Olive Garden and he was trying to fix my brother up with the waitress and talking all loud and obnoxiously and my brother and all of us were embarassed and she said really loud "I'm not sure if my boyfriend would like that" but my dad just kept at it

the thing is, she WAS incredibly hot.

Neudonym, Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I had yr dad

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

an obscure actress named Andrea Lowe - tends to play single mothers who abandon their children, which is a bit worrying.

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

if you shaved Damien Hirst's head and removed his glasses he'd look like Phil Mitchell.

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

You are mean. No he doesn't.

kate (kate), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

This lady:

http://www.base58.com/~meowsy/janleeming60s.jpg

Beyond about 1973, tho, I have no interest in her.

Chriddof (Chriddof), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Kenan, your girlfriend looks like she's drawn by Brett Helquist (who illustrates the Series of Unfortunate Events books). This is meant to be highly complimentary, you understand.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

If you removed Hurst's head and shaved his glasses he'd look like one of his famous "artworks." < /snark >

Kenan's gf in Violet Baudelaire SHOCKAH!

Neudonym, Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

patrick stewart, my brother just flipped past a rerun of conan o'brien and he looked just lovely. nice white beard and all.

Maria (Maria), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Everyone else is saying nice, complimentary things about all the people that other folks fancy.

So why is everyone saying such horrible things about mine?

I've had enough. I'm going home.

kate (kate), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Because you might mas well fancy Keith Allen?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you kate.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Keith Allen's perfectly fanciable!

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, I like kate's pick. It gives bespectacled schlubs everywhere hope.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

The drummer from the Walkmen. For his playing, not his looks. Not an ugly guy, though.

http://www.marcata.net/walkmen/tour2/petematt.jpg

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Hold on there is JAN LEEMING AND GUS HONEYBUN ACTION in this thread! I am completely bemused.

Tim (Tim), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

The woman who played Pacey's older sister on Dawson's Creek. I know neither character nor actress's name, but she's cute.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

ew, Milo. She reminded me of one of the chicks in HARLOW.

Mandee, Wednesday, 2 July 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Double ew: Pacey's older sister was no good.

Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Triple ew: she wanted to do Dawson.

Mandee, Wednesday, 2 July 2003 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.sonymusic.com/artists/NorthernState/Photos/NewPics/newpic4.jpg

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Do we know them? That picture made me have Deja-Vu.

Mandee, Wednesday, 2 July 2003 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Northern State - quite crushworthy!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

That's kinda funny, cuz I right now am DEEPLY RE-SMITTEN by another white girl rapper...the one and only PRINCESS SUPERSTAR!
http://www.hellfire.com/interviews/images/pslimo.jpg

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I kind of have a crush on her shoes!

Mandee, Wednesday, 2 July 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

That whole outfit is the bomb, I want it.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Speaking of beautiful sound artists, I am currently crushing out on Norwegian composer/musician Maja Ratkje:

http://www.notam02.no/~majar/filer/thumb/FM206.JPG

Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.notam02.no/~majar/filer/thumb/FM206.JPG
But she'll never love me because I'm married and my HTML skills aren't up to snuff.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Princess Superstar is just so friggin cool...she rocks the mic like it ain't no thing WHILE WEARING STILETTO HEELS!!! Aw, I is a smitten kitten.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

*that 'I'm an East Coast slut' accent is ALWAYS dope*

Neudonym, Wednesday, 2 July 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

she rocks the mic like it ain't no thing WHILE WEARING STILETTO HEELS!!!

Yes, speaking and wearing shoes at the same time is very difficult.

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Jody you hurt me in my heart!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

PS DJ sets with Alexander Technique are great too - Heavens! I'd hit it...

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm fancying faggotry. I imagine he has an incredibly large dick; why else would he post about it on the internet????

jewelly (jewelly), Saturday, 5 July 2003 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/44/3/30-5577-sm.jpg

Josh (Josh), Saturday, 5 July 2003 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

[quote]i fancy international socialists boy, he knows i exist now, or maybe he was just admiring my red fluffy Kommy hat.[/quote]
T/S: Who's more insufferable - religious fundamentalists or Trots?

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 5 July 2003 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

*hijack* dee dee dee! send me an e-mail with your address, i have finished your mixtape.

di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 5 July 2003 06:13 (twenty-two years ago)

milo - neither could ever be as insufferable as musicians.

di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 5 July 2003 06:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Venus Williams.

I just find her the sexiest person alive. God I would die to meet her. I feel so bad that she keeps losing to Serena.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Sunday, 6 July 2003 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I love Venus Williams. I was at the Olympics singles tennis final where she won her gold medal and she was incredible to watch; so strong and athletic and beautiful. I couldn't believe we were sitting so close to her. Me and mr. estela were in awe.

estela (estela), Sunday, 6 July 2003 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, isn't she just beautiful and graceful :)

gotta love her.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Sunday, 6 July 2003 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Somewhere out in the world is a Trotskyite singer for a Christian rock band.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 6 July 2003 05:50 (twenty-two years ago)

that should be marilyn manson's next move

di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 6 July 2003 06:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ranjak.com/images/030705RyanNecklace1.jpg

ryan mcginley

Erik, Sunday, 6 July 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I cannot say, but it is getting worse by the minute *sigh*

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Sunday, 6 July 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I am in love with Steven Colbert -- I'm not really attracted to him per se, but he is a comic genius.

Nicole (Nicole), Sunday, 6 July 2003 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

mslaura, i am going to pretend its me.

di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 6 July 2003 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

apart from myself (tragically) probably a few people.

1. girl I met on the way home from glastonbury who turned out to know friends, we read cosmo together for a while which was quite weird but great. I might never see her again which is a case for carpe diem in these situations.

2. girl I met last week who is good friends with some of my best friends, not really sure if there's any decent connection there and so probably shouldn't bother but there was some kind of attraction, once it's not the hate yourself the next day kind then that would be ok.

Yeah who knows what will happen me in the next few weeks. Possibly nothing.

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 6 July 2003 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

there was a girl at the club i went to on sat nite who i thought was the beez knees. but i couldn't do anything about it b/c i haven't ended my current r'ship yet :(

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Sunday, 6 July 2003 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I think you have it backwards. You end your current relationship by hooking up with the chick in da club.

http://www.dazzled.com/ssogallery/shannyn/misc/misc067.jpg

bnw (bnw), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

been there done that :(

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.tearaway.co.nz/imageUpload/Brunettes(300p).jpg

she sounds a bit like mary wyer too.

keith (keithmcl), Monday, 7 July 2003 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Yep - I am now smitten beyond all reason. It's sweet and scary.

Di - I'll be glad to be smitted with you, too, if you like *smile*

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone who is probably asleep right now.

Kim (Kim), Monday, 7 July 2003 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone who is probaly awake right now.

oops (Oops), Monday, 7 July 2003 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Her.

mei (mei), Monday, 7 July 2003 04:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone who is having fun without me, but is missing me at the same time. Or something like that.

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Monday, 7 July 2003 04:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone who is lying in bed right now. Unfortunately, it ain't my bed.

oops (Oops), Monday, 7 July 2003 07:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes it seems like every Auckland band photo ever was taken in Myers park. I've never seen that Brunettttttes shot in cOlour before, though.

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 7 July 2003 07:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Sadly was lost to the world of marriage at the w/e!
http://users.arsenalfc.net/arsenalbc/henry_br.jpg
http://www.ifrance.com/malebeauty/0thierry.jpg

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 7 July 2003 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Cor, yes, I am certainly warming to Thierry Henry. Va va voom indeed.

Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 7 July 2003 12:08 (twenty-two years ago)

millar.
seriously, he is like the most highly fuckable guy i have seen in aesons.
millar, i love you.

anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 7 July 2003 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)

There seems to be an awful lot of nipple and spanking talk with Luna, DDG and MsLaura lately. I think that answers the question.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 7 July 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Millar, Ally and Nichole, duh.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 7 July 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't think of anybody!

jel -- (jel), Monday, 7 July 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I'll just have whatever Erik's having.

Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 7 July 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

My lovely girlfriend Madeline

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

She sounds nice.

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 7 July 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

the DVD of Show has arrived, and it's true: Allison Moorer is truly one of the world's most beautiful and sexy and cool and funny people, as well as being the best singer in America right now.

DAMM SHE'S HOTT

Neudonym, Monday, 7 July 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

ewan mcgregor.......mmmmmmmmm

NicoleToo, Monday, 7 July 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't remember his name. How am I ever to find true love when I can't remember a simple four-letter (five-letter?) name?

Lara (Lara), Monday, 7 July 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been watching BBLB too much...
http://www.littlebrov.homestead.com/files/Dermot4.jpg

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 7 July 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I plead the 5th yo.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

KKEEE-RAANNNGG

That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

you totally won't believe me if I told you. so I won't.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)

You can admit to having a crush on Ned, Ant.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

what I have with Ned is something deep, strong, true and eternal. Unlike a crush.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.rgj.com/news/files/2002/10/10/17013.jpg

Shannyn Sossamon (left) has taken the place of Selma Blair in my crushed velvet and velour heart-shaped bedside photo frame. The very same photo frame I reserve for all my pomo boho country-circuit posh-school ladies.

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Anna Friel as the teenage wannabe-punk in Me Without You.

Plastic/rubber/pleather miniskirts need to make a comeback NOW.

Why do British people seem to hate her? This is the only movie I've seen Friel in, but she was pretty good.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 13 July 2003 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok, it was a three-letter name. I thought Lee Williams was very nice the last time I saw him but I think that may be because he was wearing tremenduously well cut jeans.

Lara (Lara), Sunday, 13 July 2003 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.hiponline.com/artist/music/l/huey_lewis_and_the_news/hueylewis-bio.jpg

Nicole (Nicole), Sunday, 13 July 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

the girl who sat in front of me in art history class.

di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 13 July 2003 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)


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