Mothers and Spiders

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Mothers and Spiders

You must leave my house. You cannot be here. How can I make you understand?
"It is my house too. I have webs here. I have nests here."
Your webs and nests are clearly seen. They are within reach of my broom. You must leave, you cannot be here. This is not your house.
"What about the scorpions? I must protect myself from the scorpions."
I can control the scorpions. Do you realize I am the mother of the scorpions. But I cannot get my house in order when you are here. If you do not leave the scorpions will clean my house with your blood. Now do you understand. You must leave. There is no other choice.

― fletrejet, Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

The eternal battle part 2343126752.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Is this a Taking Sides thread?

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck me! i liked that - i think me and my girlfriend are both having that little problem at the moment. cheers fleterjet!

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 3 July 2003 01:31 (twenty-two years ago)

fourteen years pass...

one thing i appreciate about my mother is that while i never got unconditional love from her and never will (which is nbd anymore), she's pretty good at coming out on top of power games and i can always call her up for good advice on how to handle weird landlord situations.

― you bet, nancy (map), Saturday, 2 June 2018 04:25 (seven years ago)

Spiders throw landlords off, neither are sure how hard to go

― let’s get real (alomar lines), Saturday, 2 June 2018 08:04 (seven years ago)

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