"'(The bear) never acted mean'"

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Best article ever

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 16:18 (twenty years ago) link

DJ Griz strikes again.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 16:32 (twenty years ago) link

Griz cannot live on Doritos alone. He must have Kraft Dinner.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 16:34 (twenty years ago) link

Maybe they were the wrong flavor?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 16:36 (twenty years ago) link

After yesterday's announcements, dj griz will need two craft dinners.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 16:36 (twenty years ago) link

Depends if he really wants all that yummy fat.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 16:39 (twenty years ago) link

Obviously, Griz was just flexing his anarcho-political pride by symbolically smashing the lousy non-organic junk food corporation to bits.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 16:42 (twenty years ago) link

this made the Washington Post?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 16:45 (twenty years ago) link

Well, politics is boring, see. And the President does what's right ho ho.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 16:46 (twenty years ago) link

If it was Griz--and I haven't seen him for about a week--it was probably because he prefers Old Dutch to Doritos. Doritos, especially if they're the nacho cheese flavour, don't smell quite enough like stinky feet, which is Griz's favourite flava.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 16:47 (twenty years ago) link

Flava in ya bear.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 16:47 (twenty years ago) link

"ALL DRESSED OR DEATH! GRRROOOOWWWWLLL!"

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 16:51 (twenty years ago) link

this reminds of a few years ago when I met what's his name who was the bass player in the Butthole Surfers but was touring with P.W. Longfoot (formerly of Mule) and he said about Canada:
"this is the only place fucked up enough to think that the Dutch know anything about making nachos."

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 17:04 (twenty years ago) link

It's stories like this that are making me go off bears.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 18:36 (twenty years ago) link

my second favorite 'sexual position': Chasing the bear back into the cave (having your partner take a poo and ramming it back in)

sorry

― JasonD (JasonD), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 18:42 (twenty years ago) link

my favorite: the rusty trombone (rimming your partner while you give him a reach around)

― JasonD (JasonD), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 18:42 (twenty years ago) link

Well, thank you everyone, good night!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 18:44 (twenty years ago) link

http://members.sniffout.com/flippity/new_images/morenewimages/yogibearranger.jpg

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 18:46 (twenty years ago) link

mmmmm Kraft dinner, its the cheesiest.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 18:51 (twenty years ago) link

Years ago on one of those funniest home video shows, they aired a clip of a fisherman reeling in a nice-sized salmon...and then suddenly a bear runs into the shot and makes off with the fish. Griz, was that you?

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 21:31 (twenty years ago) link

I really wish I could find the clip of the bear attacking the woman on a cable access show on the net.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 21:37 (twenty years ago) link

four years pass...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2a/Brown_bear_%28Ursus_arctos_arctos%29_running.jpg/800px-Brown_bear_%28Ursus_arctos_arctos%29_running.jpg

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 11:43 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.medgadget.com/archives/img/Project%20Grizzly.jpg

― RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 12:48 (sixteen years ago) link

This what you were looking for Dan?

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link

YES OMG

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link

So in the end they only escaped with minor injuries? Will they be working any animal shows again soon??

― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 18:56 (sixteen years ago) link

original article

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost, the video leaves it unclear.

― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link

(kidding)

― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link

two years pass...

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/18/15/enhanced-buzz-32479-1300477601-14.jpg

― dayo, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 23:28 (thirteen years ago) link

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