a treat from the cook creek relief society cook book

That reminds me of that very old and not-very-funny joke about the three guys who visit a brothel for the first time.

When the first chap came out he said: That was absolute great!! I paid twenty quid and she put a pineapple ring around penis, and she slowly nibbled it off, it was really great .....

The second guy came out and said: That was absolutely great!!! I paid fifty quid and she put two pineapple rings around my penis and slowly ate them off and ...well it was just great...

The thid guy came out looking very satisfied. Well, he said: I paid seventy five quid and it was the best blow job I've ever had. She put three pineapple rings around my penis, AND cream AND cherries and well, uhm, well, uhm, it looked so nice I ate it myself.

I have unearthed a gem here.