Share other hysterical or clever Google jokes!
― kate (kate), Thursday, 3 July 2003 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)
― lizardfister, Thursday, 3 July 2003 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)
― Sommermute (Wintermute), Thursday, 3 July 2003 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)
― kate (kate), Thursday, 3 July 2003 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 3 July 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 3 July 2003 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)
― kate (kate), Thursday, 3 July 2003 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 3 July 2003 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Thursday, 3 July 2003 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)
― AaronK (AaronK), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)
― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 16 October 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)
― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 17 October 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)
try typing in "gay marriage"...
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 19 June 2008 11:01 (seventeen years ago)
are you referring to the 'rainbow' bar ? what's that all about?
cool tho
― Ste, Thursday, 19 June 2008 11:03 (seventeen years ago)
type in tube mapclick searchfor the second result "Tube | Transport for London": click the "Similar Pages" link
― o_O (ken c), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:24 (seventeen years ago)
lol good work
― "Two Ears" Laybelle (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:25 (seventeen years ago)
Presumably nsfw, so didn't click through!
― Beloved lightbulb (Neil S), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:29 (seventeen years ago)
Good stuff.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:34 (seventeen years ago)
And Harrods is second?
― The Unbelievably Insensitive Baroness Vadera (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:57 (seventeen years ago)
very not safe for work unless your boss can't get enough of thug tube :(
― not_goodwin, Friday, 16 January 2009 17:58 (seventeen years ago)
http://i43.tinypic.com/vdle9s.png
― StanM, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 16:54 (sixteen years ago)
Wow, this is pretty fun to do with all sorts of groups of people.
― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 16:58 (sixteen years ago)
http://i41.tinypic.com/146792.jpg
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 16:59 (sixteen years ago)
Unless they have knees, then it may not be politically correct. (xpost)
― StanM, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 17:00 (sixteen years ago)
playable pac man is too sick
― cozen, Sunday, 23 May 2010 13:00 (fifteen years ago)
I like the new google image search visual layout a lot! Major improvement!
― i'm gonna need a +1 so me & a friend can kick you in the balls (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 July 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)
google instant
whoa
― friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:15 (fifteen years ago)
Google Instant is a new search enhancement that shows results as you type. We are pushing the limits of our technology and infrastructure to help you get better search results, faster. Our key technical insight was that people type slowly, but read quickly, typically taking 300 milliseconds between keystrokes, but only 30 milliseconds (a tenth of the time!) to glance at another part of the page. This means that you can scan a results page while you type.
The most obvious change is that you get to the right content much faster than before because you don’t have to finish typing your full search term, or even press “search.” Another shift is that seeing results as you type helps you formulate a better search term by providing instant feedback. You can now adapt your search on the fly until the results match exactly what you want. In time, we may wonder how search ever worked in any other way.
― friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:17 (fifteen years ago)
this is nuts
― friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)
I TYPE W AND SEE THE WEATHER
― friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)
Was noticing this earlier today. Still waiting for Google Mindread.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:26 (fifteen years ago)
saves 11 hours every second!
― sunny successor, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:31 (fifteen years ago)
primarily NSFW amirite? (xp)
And won't the world be fun then.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)
hm.
― Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)
hasn't it been doing this for a few months now??
― (+) (+ +), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:39 (fifteen years ago)
This means that you can scan a results page while you type.
"I'M TRYING TO LOOK UP YOUR COUSIN'S INTERNET SITE PAGE, BUT I KEEP SEEING THINGS FOR MISSISSIPPI."
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)
― sunny successor, Wednesday, September 8, 2010 7:31 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark
i can't even begin to understand this! my mind is blown!!
― friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)
Still waiting for Google Mindread.
this was their april fools of a few years back iirc.
― Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:12 (fifteen years ago)
Is it just me or does this not work in Google's very own Chrome? I am signed in on the same Google account on Chrome and on Firefox and only seeing it on FF.
― vampire headphase (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:18 (fifteen years ago)
Hm, their webpage says it works in Chrome. Maybe I'm on an old version. I permanently get this feeling that I don't really know how to set Chrome up properly, but when I go back to other browsers I end up being confused that they're not like Chrome.
― vampire headphase (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:23 (fifteen years ago)
i don't think every account has this yet
― Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:27 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, I have two accounts, and one has this on FF and the other doesn't, but neither have it on Chrome. But apparently I was running an old version of Chrome because I thought it auto-updated itself, except I have too many slow downloads running to restart. So, don't mind me talking to myself here like the crazy old cat lady that I am. Carry on, everyone!
― vampire headphase (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)
This is annoying and is going to confuse a lot of people. Was it really such a chore to press enter after searching for something?
― Number None, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 22:36 (fifteen years ago)
IT IS LEARNING
― friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 23:02 (fifteen years ago)
I don't suppose this will make a huge difference to those of us who type with more than one finger. But ey who knows.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 23:10 (fifteen years ago)
Google Translate does beatboxes
http://translate.google.com/#de|de|bffff%20tss%20tss%20tss%20tss%20zk%20bffff%20tss%20bfff%20tss%20tss%20zhkkk%20bffff%20bfff%20tss%20tss%20zhkkk%20%20bfff%20bfff%20bz%20bzs
http://translate.google.com/#de|de|pv%20zk%20bschk%20pv%20zk%20pv%20bschk%20zk%20pv%20zk%20bschk%20pv%20zk%20pv%20bschk%20zk%20bschk%20pv%20bschk%20bschk%20pv%20kkkkkkkkkk%20bschk%0A%0A
― Cunga, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 06:05 (fifteen years ago)
THIS IS THE FUTURE OF MUSIC
http://techcrunch.com/2010/11/29/google-beatbox/
― Cunga, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 06:07 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKIbgNIXE0Y&feature=related
Fortunately the trend will never catch on
― Good news, everyone! (kelpolaris), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 06:19 (fifteen years ago)
"Ralf, Ralf. It's me, your cousin: Marvin HUTTER. You know that "new sound" you've been looking for? Well listen to THIS--"
― Cunga, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 06:27 (fifteen years ago)
Try translating the same text from Spanish to German and listen to it to get some scratching.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 10:56 (fifteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/lQ4xN.png
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 16 December 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.webmonkey.com/2011/11/easter-egg-google-flips-for-do-a-barrel-roll/
― Aerosol, Friday, 4 November 2011 17:44 (fourteen years ago)
lol.also "tilt"
― google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 November 2011 18:44 (fourteen years ago)
also, askew.
― one dis leads to another (ian), Friday, 6 January 2012 22:08 (fourteen years ago)
so i typed frohe Weihnachten in google and got a nice little surprise
same thing happens if you search for merry christmas
― infinity (∞), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 16:52 (eight years ago)
Just had a very convincing scammer almost take control of my Google account, aka my whole life. If it's urgent and your account is at risk and no you can't call me back on a verifiable Google number, probably just hang up.
― disco stabbing horror (lukas), Wednesday, 29 October 2025 21:19 (three months ago)