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What is it?

― David Raposa, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Bent over?

― michele, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Vogue!

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Inclined.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Disinclined...

― mark s, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Half-nelson.

― DG, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anyone ever been in a Grapevine? Oh, that's some mighty fine pain.

― David Raposa, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Staring into the middle distance. And pointing.

― DavidM, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is it? What is it?

― Geoff, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'll be damned if it's Missionary.

― Kim, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I would say something, Kim, but that would cause concern in some quarters. So I'll just say that Jane the Wonderful agrees with you. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Spoon-style, please.

― masonic boom, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

According to some people, you'd be damned if it wasn't.

― Tom, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I prefer to give love while a lady rides atop the Mike chariot

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Mike Chariot? No offense, Mike, but I'll offend anyway.

If you're going to use euphamisms to describe your better half, you should be a bit more ... poetic? Some aliteration, or wordplay, or a even a witty metaphor.

Me? I'm qualified for any number of positions, if there's anyone out there willing to give me a chance. I'm a very hard worker. And timely, too.

― David Raposa, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I would but I've put my back out.

― Emma, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sex is nature's Chiropractice. Have some good lovin tonite for the sake of the vertebrae.

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Cheers Mike. Rub it in why doncha.

― Emma, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

TONIGHT! ON "PERV'S HOSPITAL"!

"I see your back needs work...I perscribe me, Dr. Mike Feelgood."

*porn music starts*

"But Doctor, it's my ankle that hurts!"

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Now, see, Ned has the right idea. Dr. Mike Feelgood. That's witty. Droll, even.

― David Raposa, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DR. MIKE FEELGOOD, CHIROPRACTOR: He always works it from the back.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Doctors. Pervs, the lot of 'em. I went to one once who for no apparent reason insisted that he had to feel my calves. I later asked a friend who is a doctor if there was any medical reason for him to do this and she said no, he was clearly some form of calf fetishist.

― Emma, Friday, 29 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one month passes...

Chiropractice is for wussys

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, real men go into podiatry.

― Dave M., Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one month passes...

The Hanle y chariot ... huh huh huh.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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