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like right fuckin' now

― dave q, Friday, 4 July 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ci.san-jose.ca.us/esd/JPGs/Weed.jpg

― JasonD (JasonD), Friday, 4 July 2003 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I got some good Dutch weed right here and I'm willing to share. Now all you have to do is take the next flight to Cologne/Bonn and catch the 670 bus...

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Friday, 4 July 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

i got a tinny last night, i calculate it'll last until sunday p.m., come on round if you can make it thru the snow

― duane (24 hour troubleshooter), Friday, 4 July 2003 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

*stares*

You want weed? I've got plenty here in the backyard for you. All you'd have to do is pull them out of the ground and ta-da, many, many weeds! I'm confused as to why you'd want them, though.

― Innocent Dreamer (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 5 July 2003 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I was almost certain this was a Lynskey thread.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 5 July 2003 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

it rhymes!!!

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 5 July 2003 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i just smoked mad kush why am i craving red meat

― chaki (chaki), Saturday, 5 July 2003 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

chaki, I'm about to fire up the grill right now! Come on over, and bring some kind bud.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Saturday, 5 July 2003 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Q, if you can't score drugs in Kings X you must look like a cop

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Saturday, 5 July 2003 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm almost that my CDRs are the cause of this thread.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 5 July 2003 07:16 (twenty-two years ago)

dont be so sure julio

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Saturday, 5 July 2003 07:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Q, I keep telling you: if you need some W, get your good self down to a certain pub used by couriers on any weeknight but especially Friday, and you will be successful in your pursuit.

― suzy (suzy), Saturday, 5 July 2003 07:57 (twenty-two years ago)

does that work for anything else?

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 5 July 2003 11:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, Gareth...just not in such huge and obvious quantities.

― suzy (suzy), Saturday, 5 July 2003 11:14 (twenty-two years ago)

what is a tinny?

― robin (robin), Saturday, 5 July 2003 12:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I like drugs, drugs, drugs.

I have enough bud left for probably.. 4-5 good sized bong hits. That is, enough to get me sufficiently blazed for most of the evening. Will probably do that later on with the girlfriend and begin building babies in her belly.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 5 July 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Unkraut fuer Jedermann!

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I need some too. Hook a sistah up!

― That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I need horse tranquilizers.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 6 July 2003 06:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I need Botox!

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 6 July 2003 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

haha- nah, you really don't JBR.

you and I could party hard; that's the beautiful thing.

Is it any wonder that my mind's on fire
Imprisoned by the thoughts of what to do
Is it any wonder that my joke's an iron
And the joke's on you.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Sunday, 6 July 2003 06:18 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

The burial chamber in King Tut’s tomb was opened on February 16, 1923. Out came numerous golden artifacts, fabulous mummy cases, and ancient Egyptian curses. In went archaeologists, journalists, photographers, and a swarm of wild Egyptian hornets that were inexplicably attracted to some ancient substance left in the tomb.

― Fat Anarchy on Airtube (ex machina), Thursday, 17 February 2005 04:10 (twenty years ago)

toronto massive, holla.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 17 February 2005 04:27 (twenty years ago)

You hurtin' Mark?

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 17 February 2005 05:57 (twenty years ago)

aye.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 17 February 2005 06:08 (twenty years ago)

for like the last four months.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 17 February 2005 06:08 (twenty years ago)

Poor boy.
I recently, by choice, went 2 weeks without. Not going to do that again.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 17 February 2005 06:19 (twenty years ago)

I've just given up weed for Lent , and it's sodding killing me. But I've set myself the challenge, and dammit I'm sticking to it.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 17 February 2005 08:22 (twenty years ago)

Not a good thread to mention that I'm currently skinning up on, then.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 17 February 2005 08:40 (twenty years ago)

i got my first bad hangover the other day. really weird. i knew the moment i started on the joint i'd either get a bad hangover or throw up. :-(

― stevie nixed (stevie nixed), Thursday, 17 February 2005 09:50 (twenty years ago)

The hell were you smoking? Can't have been bud because in 10 years it has never done either to me. Or were you drunk aswell?

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 17 February 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

I don't know.I had a cold as well so maybe that had sth to do with it? It was pretty darn strong. I'll give it another tonight or tomorrow. I want scientific proof. ;)

― stevie nixed (stevie nixed), Thursday, 17 February 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

I was almost certain this was a Lynskey thread.

Cheeky cunt. How was NaNoWriMo this year?

― why must we cut onions? (Lynskey), Thursday, 17 February 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

http://i10.tinypic.com/2lxc7t2.gif

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

aaawww
:D

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

HI DERE GUYS

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

I ROLLED YOU A JOINT BUT I SMOKEDED IT :(

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

sorry :(

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

THAT IS TOO CUTE OMG.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 04:10 (eighteen years ago)

omg wai 2 melt hart

― teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 10:01 (eighteen years ago)

Way cuter than the Fabulous Furry Freak Bros. doing the same thing. I just gave up weed and what I miss the most is how music sounds. It's been 8 months and for the first time NOW i'm wanting to hit it again.

― Abbott (Abbott), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

why did i wait until after the super bowl started to think to get weed

― UART variations (ex machina), Monday, 5 February 2007 00:50 (eighteen years ago)

why did i come to a country where i can smell it everywhere but don't know how to ask for it

― jergins (jergins), Monday, 5 February 2007 12:16 (eighteen years ago)

I was almost certain this was a Lynskey thread.

-- Matt (Mat...), July 5th, 2003 2:16 AM. (Matt)

It seems every time this thread crops up one of us thinks it's Lynskey.

― celeste (Celeste), Monday, 5 February 2007 12:28 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5764886.html

3 Accused of using corpse's head to smoke pot.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

― Oilyrags, Thursday, 8 May 2008 22:21 (seventeen years ago)

I think I need an addendum on my organ donor card.

― Oilyrags, Thursday, 8 May 2008 22:22 (seventeen years ago)

Duodenum?

― Michael White, Thursday, 8 May 2008 22:26 (seventeen years ago)

Duodenum? Hell, I KILLED him!

― Oilyrags, Thursday, 8 May 2008 22:28 (seventeen years ago)

begin building babies in her belly

― max, Thursday, 8 May 2008 22:31 (seventeen years ago)

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i'm now flying 4 miles high thanks you yoj kids. now i'm watching reruns of blossom and i'm thinking, "as a kid, did I model my personality after the older brother? is that who I have to thank for THIS???"

― burt_stanton, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 03:53 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekveD9J4vAs

― burt_stanton, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 04:01 (sixteen years ago)

i hope you guys are only smoking schwag in blunts and joints. it'd be a waste, otherwise.

― Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 04:02 (sixteen years ago)

blanco es loco

― burt_stanton, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 04:04 (sixteen years ago)

this weed i'm smokingn ow is called the purple dragon. they say, 'yo, u want to ride the purple dragon? his name's purpie. "

― burt_stanton, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 04:05 (sixteen years ago)

I have some purple weed too but it doesn't have a name. it's just "that really good purple weed I paid a lot for (no, I'm not matching you)"

― bernard snowy, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 04:10 (sixteen years ago)

holy shit I can see into another universe. should probably go for this.

― burt_stanton, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 04:11 (sixteen years ago)

nevermind, that was just the circulating fan.

― burt_stanton, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 04:13 (sixteen years ago)

existence is in everything in existence

― bernard snowy, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 04:17 (sixteen years ago)

This is some real Dane Cook material here, he'd probably use it as toilet paper.

― burt_stanton, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 04:26 (sixteen years ago)

holy shit, put on 10/55 if you're in new york, some new york city kids are about to beat some mustachoied cowboy's ass.

― burt_stanton, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 04:27 (sixteen years ago)

Smoking out of a can is for junior highschoolers. Smoke out of a fucking apple if you must it tastes better at least.

― bell_labs, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 04:38 (sixteen years ago)

i don't need weed! cuz i just found a baggy with a nice nug in it while cleaning out my closet.

― carne asada, Saturday, 23 August 2008 23:40 (sixteen years ago)

i might

― gbx, Saturday, 23 August 2008 23:42 (sixteen years ago)

i still do

― admrl, Saturday, 23 August 2008 23:43 (sixteen years ago)

I don't need weed, either.

― Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Saturday, 23 August 2008 23:47 (sixteen years ago)

Marijuana found growing in Miami mall: http://www.miamiherald.com/news/miami-dade/breaking-news/story/654743.html

― elan, Saturday, 23 August 2008 23:58 (sixteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://thechronicleherald.ca/Canada/1093007.html

― :) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Monday, 1 December 2008 02:06 (sixteen years ago)

Scientists also tried to germinate 100 of the seeds found in the cache, without success.

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― No HOOS need a steen whoppin (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 1 December 2008 02:10 (sixteen years ago)

The Chronicle Herald

― The Most Photographed Barn on the Internet (Pillbox), Monday, 1 December 2008 02:23 (sixteen years ago)

pineapple express yo

― redmond, Monday, 1 December 2008 02:26 (sixteen years ago)

The 18 researchers...subjected the cannabis to a battery of tests

they better have smoked some or my faith in science will be lost

― jergins, Monday, 1 December 2008 02:26 (sixteen years ago)

ha! dudes will still be trying to sell you some of The Gushi.

― carne asada, Monday, 1 December 2008 02:31 (sixteen years ago)

Researchers say they have located the world’s oldest stash of marijuana, in ~~Austin's apartment~~ a tomb in a remote part of China.

― UEK - Big Tempin' (Oilyrags), Monday, 1 December 2008 13:51 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

Man, I didn't know how paranoid the fuck people were when asking where to get it. We need someone closer to home but fuckin'hell it was like a big clandestine operation. So we finally found someone. It's okayish in quality. More like a backup plan if we can't make it to Holland.

― Nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 24 January 2009 14:58 (sixteen years ago)

I need weed

― '92 ron fan (gnarly sceptre), Saturday, 24 January 2009 19:39 (sixteen years ago)

reassuring to know that there are others less fortunate than me

― georgeous gorge (bernard snowy), Saturday, 24 January 2009 20:53 (sixteen years ago)

which is to say:

http://www.wussu.com/various/images/fff_dp02.jpg

― georgeous gorge (bernard snowy), Saturday, 24 January 2009 20:55 (sixteen years ago)

just picked up my sack o' 10. do not need

― burt_stanton, Sunday, 25 January 2009 00:11 (sixteen years ago)

Lady just gave me a sizeable bud for smoking her out last week. :)

Not so smiley faced

― Human kind cannot bear very much (Michael White), Thursday, 29 January 2009 18:26 (sixteen years ago)

CNBC is playing "Marijuana Inc - Inside America's Pot Industry"

― Dear Tacos, how are you? I am fine. The weather is nice. I miss yo (Oilyrags), Monday, 9 February 2009 02:11 (sixteen years ago)

hatchet job

― do th ebred a (tremendoid), Monday, 9 February 2009 07:45 (sixteen years ago)

haha craig ferguson just said "four hundred twenty" out of nowhere haha he played it off good but you could tell he caught his slip haha

― do th ebred a (tremendoid), Tuesday, 10 February 2009 08:59 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

My connect is moving out of town ;_;

And taking his beautiful white pittie with him ;_;x1,000,000

― Subtlest Fart Joke (Oilyrags), Saturday, 9 May 2009 21:08 (sixteen years ago)

RIP weed dog.

― ian, Sunday, 10 May 2009 03:44 (sixteen years ago)

Right now its been about two months since I have smoked down, not by choice. I am just very bad at finding connections and the one I had I think got busted.

― my ghost ixi wants to read more books (Viceroy), Saturday, 16 May 2009 00:46 (sixteen years ago)

Plus the lack of weed has lead to an increase in drinking, which is not really my preferred drug.

― my ghost ixi wants to read more books (Viceroy), Saturday, 16 May 2009 00:49 (sixteen years ago)

four years pass...

I would love to smoke today, but I've run out and I can't afford it anyway. But it's kinda depressing being here in Portland, Oregon where I know it's all over the place. Poor me.

― banjoboy, Sunday, 4 August 2013 23:47 (twelve years ago)

two years pass...

gonna be in London before long and hoping somebody can point me at somebody

― tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 25 October 2015 16:41 (nine years ago)

i believe you want the other dave q thread (with one of the finest titles ever): london weed emergency

― JoeStork, Sunday, 25 October 2015 17:36 (nine years ago)

PM'd you, Joan.

― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 30 October 2015 11:10 (nine years ago)

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/l2tf0UG.jpg

― calstars, Sunday, 17 January 2016 01:22 (nine years ago)

one year passes...

just got a note from the local "juice" delivery service

"NEW UPDATES - WE ARE PARTING WAYS WITH AMAZON PAY FOR THE TIME BEING.

COINBASE + BITPAY WILL BE OUR PRIMARY MODES OF ACCEPTING PAYMENT FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL MONTHS.

THE SILVER LINING IN THE SKIES HERE IS THAT CRYPTO IS THE FUTURE. WE WILL BE ADDING ETHERUEM AND LITECOIN IN THE NEXT SEVERAL DAYS.

BELOW ARE TWO VIDEOS ON HOW TO OBTAIN BITCOIN:"

sigh

― maura, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 22:46 (seven years ago)

https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2017/02/24/can-they-that-startup-delivers-lemonade-with-very-special-gift/bAt5jgWQXk2hJ8MHTNPWQP/story.html

― maura, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 22:47 (seven years ago)

cryptocurrencies scare me

― flappy bird, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 22:47 (seven years ago)

me too

― maura, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 22:52 (seven years ago)

upside, my .1 bitcoin leftover has increased 250% since I bought it so that would be like free drugs.

― louise ck (milo z), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 22:56 (seven years ago)

ah, important update

FOR ANYONE THAT WAS CURIOUS: THIS DECISION IS NOT BY CHOICE. AMAZON HAS SUSPENDED TIES WITH HIGHSPEED DUE TO A NEW SCREENING PROCESS THAT THEY LAID OUT.

― maura, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 23:13 (seven years ago)

seven years pass...

This pre roll got me thinking it’s 1993

― calstars, Sunday, 1 June 2025 00:41 (two months ago)

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