LARGE DICK SIZE: CLASSIC OR DUD?

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― faggotry (faggotry), Saturday, 5 July 2003 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Big: classic.
Too big: dud.

The rest is personal preference, I guess.

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 5 July 2003 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

an ex of mine once told me that the size of the ego you have to deal with is exponentially proportional to the nob size. make of that what you will

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 5 July 2003 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"hey baby... i've got a big... ego."

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 5 July 2003 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

this is so wonderful we have to keep it. Your are such a bad troll its not funny.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 5 July 2003 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

classic

― chaki (chaki), Saturday, 5 July 2003 02:55 (twenty-two years ago)

define large boys and girls?

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Saturday, 5 July 2003 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Three thousand inches.

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 5 July 2003 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

ouch!

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Saturday, 5 July 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I knew a guy named Dick who was like 6'7. He was a dud.

― jewelly (jewelly), Saturday, 5 July 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 5 July 2003 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahaha. And everyone standing around him is pretending not to notice. Classic.

― jewelly (jewelly), Saturday, 5 July 2003 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

8 inches is such a dud when you've only got a 6 inch hole.

― Nellie (nellskies), Saturday, 5 July 2003 08:34 (twenty-two years ago)

TMI

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 5 July 2003 08:38 (twenty-two years ago)

TMI

Heavens! The Mega Inch? Why, Jim! ;-)

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 5 July 2003 08:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Out of about 20 I've only seriously been with about 2 who were too small. One of those 20 were TOO BIG. Of the remainder about 3 were pleaseantly large. Pleaseantly enough that they didn't/don't have to worry about much else. Doesn't mean their brothers are completley befret just that they have other concerns. . .

― That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 5 July 2003 09:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i hear echoes of goldilocks that girl! ;)

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Saturday, 5 July 2003 09:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Everyone who has ever gone into the ILX AIM chat will understand this comment: THIRTEEN INCHES. WTF?

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 5 July 2003 09:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I have been in ILX AIM chat and I do not.

Of the remainder about 3 were pleaseantly large. Pleaseantly enough that they didn't/don't have to worry about much else.

Ah, the dream of all men.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 5 July 2003 10:22 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, 80% of all men.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 5 July 2003 10:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah that 20% of me that doesn't wish to be pleasantly large is harshing my buzz.

― Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 5 July 2003 10:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Penis size depends. I have a relatively large and thick penis. It takes more time for insertion. Which means more foreplay for the girl. But once in, the girl usually enjoys herself as my penis reaches spots that smaller ones don't. Usually girls climax just through insertion. However, it is dud when the girl is 'small' and having a large penis can cause complications. Usually it is painful for girls who have smaller vaginas but once in it's usually a pleasant ride. Also dud is finding condoms in England that fit.

― retard, Saturday, 5 July 2003 11:30 (twenty-two years ago)

man you're even funnier than that Dave Chapelle dude

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 5 July 2003 11:33 (twenty-two years ago)

The comments made can be dud or classic: "What is that? A tree trunk?" to girls in post-coital glow, feeling successful for actually managing sex!! Dud can be when they start talking about other blokes penises. "One was so small and purple that it looked like a finger. It was so boring. I did not even feel it in me"

― retard, Saturday, 5 July 2003 11:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Have you noticed that condoms never come in 'small' size? They are, I think, 'extra close fitting' or something. I, er wouldn't know. I just heard.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Saturday, 5 July 2003 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Also dud are some side-effect: thrush for the girl or the scared talk - "I don't think I can manage that - I really want to try but I dunno."

― retard, Saturday, 5 July 2003 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Classic for tantric sex that can last up to four hours. The attention needs to be paid to the girl because it is almost impossible otherwise. Girls enjoy the foreplay.

Dud because quickies are impossible.

Well, that is all I can say about my experiences.

― retard, Saturday, 5 July 2003 11:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't believe any girl who says she's too small. Babies come out of there, you know. Or so I've heard.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Saturday, 5 July 2003 11:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish guys talked about their penises more. I was freaked out when I first had sex and the girl was amazed at it. And the trouble I had with sex during the first time. What do you do? I mean, I could not go up to my friend and say: 'I think my penis is too big. What can I do so I can actually have sex'. O.k, eventually I learned to be a very good lay but shit it took awhile. I do have unbelievable staying power. Maybe three times in one night?

― retard, Saturday, 5 July 2003 12:04 (twenty-two years ago)

you think rather highly of yourself retard.

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Saturday, 5 July 2003 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

CR, we were discussing another thread earlier, which Retard (BTW I'm not sure how badly I want to know why he chose that name) may find interesting reading. He may even recognise himself there now and again.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Saturday, 5 July 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

an apt description Fred. munch. munch.

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Saturday, 5 July 2003 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

does anyone here have a prehensile penis?

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 5 July 2003 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

how about detachable?

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 5 July 2003 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

how about under used?

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Saturday, 5 July 2003 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Three times in one night is "unbelievable staying power???"

― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 5 July 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Please strike that comment from the record.

― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 5 July 2003 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, retard, do your friends call you "Meat"?

― Scaredy cat (Natola), Saturday, 5 July 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I wondered about that too, Nabisco. It's not bad at my advanced age, but it doesn't strike me as remotely unusual if he is under 40, say.

A couple of other points: what people think is big and small in the way of dicks varies a lot. The average length, apparently, is just short of six inches. I expect the distribution of size is on some sort of bell (end) curve. I don't know what the average girth is, but that is generally cited by women as being far more important. In my experience, the size of flaccid penises is far more variable than the size of erect ones.

Of course no one would ever lie about their sexual prowess or dick size on the internet, and I'm sure no one would ever doubt anyone else's claims in these areas.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 5 July 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Martin's right - girth is where it's at, at least for me. If the penis is too long, then deep penetration can be extremely painful (hitting the cervix just right can make me scream, and not in a very good way). However, I am able to stretch diameter-wise, with enough foreplay and fingerwork and stuff, so I prefer penis' that are thicker to those that are longer.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 5 July 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

3x in one night is easily possible under 40, I would say.... but, is it that interesting? Rarely am I interested enough to bang the same woman three times in one night, unless it happens to be a rare and special woman who fucks like she's a porn star.

― Scaredy cat (Natola), Saturday, 5 July 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

you mean with the detached clinical nature of a deadened professional?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 5 July 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

(insert sardonic chuckle here)

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 5 July 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw come on, jess.. no matter how insincere, you can always liven up the situation with a good Rip Taylor style rib tickler like "Would you like your disease supersized? Haw Haw, IT'S FUNNY!!!!"

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I agree with everybody up thread. It's the width not the length that'll make a girl smile.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

3 times a night = 3 times in one day?

― Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

do they not have night and day over there?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i guess three times in one night wouldn't be such a big deal in, say, finland

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm still saying that three times in one day is impressive. It gets sore, people.

― Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Three times in one day = classic.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Skipping 42 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Would you be being so sarcastic to someone who was saying "I have this tiny penis. Why won't guys talk about their penis size?"

No, of course not. It's the perceived bragging I object to, not the discussion.

as it when it's hard it should stand up against their belly, not poke out at 90 degrees

You're making me feel better. :)

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 6 July 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Though lately I've been thinking about a correlation between fingers sizes/shapes and penis sizes/shapes.

You are Xaviera Hollander, and I claim my 5 dollars.

― Dave B (daveb), Sunday, 6 July 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

*laughing* The five bucks is all yours, Dave.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Sunday, 6 July 2003 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

kenan, just out of interest, how do you know that the women you refer to have a high testosterone count?

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 6 July 2003 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

their mustaches perhaps?

― M Matos (M Matos), Sunday, 6 July 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

hmm

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Sunday, 6 July 2003 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Duh, Di. It's because of their INCREDIBLE SHLONGS!

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 6 July 2003 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

so, i'm wondering if i'm big or not? here's a picture

don't you dare look at this at work!!

― JasonD (JasonD), Sunday, 6 July 2003 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Eww. You must have one of those 90-degree erections. Not attractive at all.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 7 July 2003 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

how do you know that the women you refer to have a high testosterone count?

Several women I've dated are aware of it as a medical condition. Other giveaways: narrow hips, small breasts, increased sex drive. I end up with these women a lot, for some reason.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 7 July 2003 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

see, I just wish I ended up with those women. (apart from the narrow hips, that is, but even that can be open to negotiation)

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 7 July 2003 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I have this horrible image of a very large man getting confused because his penis stands up against his belly and points out at 90 degrees.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 7 July 2003 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)

thanks to kenan i have "make love like a man" by def leppard in my head. oh wait thats on my walkman.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 7 July 2003 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Having said that, I once went out with a guy who was 6'8", 350 lbs., huge hands and size 19 shoes. He had a 4" penis.

I've been told that men lose one inch for every 50 or 75 pounds over their ideal weight.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:46 (twenty-two years ago)

good thing I'm only...oh wait.

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been told that men lose one inch for every 50 or 75 pounds over their ideal weight.

In a perceptive sense?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I was just gonna say...

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

honestly, though, that sounds like the oldest wives tale evah

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, I gained most of the weight I need to lose over the last four years and my penis is exactly the same size as it was previous to that. so sorry, no

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:52 (twenty-two years ago)

It's because of belly fat. So, whenever you meet one of those men who say, "Well, if you've got a big tool, you've gotta build a pretty big shed over it," you can snicker knowingly.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Monday, 7 July 2003 03:54 (twenty-two years ago)

*snickering*

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Monday, 7 July 2003 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, I gained most of the weight I need to lose over the last four years and my penis is exactly the same size as it was previous to that. so sorry, no

I think it's referring to the beer belly apple-shaped types.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Monday, 7 July 2003 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

ahem.

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 7 July 2003 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm prepared to admit that I might be wrong.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Monday, 7 July 2003 04:15 (twenty-two years ago)

You are wrong. Gaining weight does nothing to your penis size, except, as Sterling said, perceptually. You can get by with a lot more at 160 than you can at 180, etc.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 7 July 2003 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

try 240. anyway it's been so long I'm not actually worried about it anymore.

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 7 July 2003 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

try 240. anyway it's been so long I'm not actually worried about it anymore.

That post fits *so* well with the subject of this thread.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Monday, 7 July 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe I'm dumb for asking this, but how so?

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 7 July 2003 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

As a double entrendre. Oh, and I'm sorry for my comments earlier in the thread, I wasn't trying to insult you.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Monday, 7 July 2003 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

no, I wasn't insulted--you were making general comments, nothing I could take personally. and yes, right after I hit "submit" I realized what you probably meant, haha.

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 7 July 2003 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, that's settled. *kiss*

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Monday, 7 July 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

...nah, I won't make that comment. ;-)

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 7 July 2003 04:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I meant your cheek. No, not that one, the one on your face. :-)

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Monday, 7 July 2003 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

how do you know that the women you refer to have a high testosterone count?

Several women I've dated are aware of it as a medical condition. Other giveaways: narrow hips, small breasts, increased sex drive. I end up with these women a lot, for some reason.

-- Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, July 6, 2003 5:34 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

hot

― chaki, Monday, 18 February 2008 08:07 (seventeen years ago)

CHAKI, WHY?

― kenan, Monday, 18 February 2008 08:08 (seventeen years ago)

incidentally, I have since found the antidote to small breasts. They are called "large breasts."

― kenan, Monday, 18 February 2008 08:09 (seventeen years ago)

haha mad skills who was i kidding

― electricsound, Monday, 18 February 2008 08:09 (seventeen years ago)

lol kenan

― chaki, Monday, 18 February 2008 08:13 (seventeen years ago)

I've read the phrase "large thick penis" so many times I no longer no what it means.

― RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 18 February 2008 08:27 (seventeen years ago)

Have you forgotten English?

― kenan, Monday, 18 February 2008 08:42 (seventeen years ago)

Just that phrase. Repetition.

― RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 18 February 2008 08:44 (seventeen years ago)

oh, sad world of people not logging out and typing "LET ME SHOW U"

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Monday, 18 February 2008 08:46 (seventeen years ago)

What

― RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 18 February 2008 08:49 (seventeen years ago)

i miss unregistered

― tehresa, Monday, 18 February 2008 08:53 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, ol' unreg had the biggest dick :(

― gff, Monday, 18 February 2008 08:55 (seventeen years ago)

larg dixize

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 18 February 2008 09:00 (seventeen years ago)

who has the largest statscock

― deej, Monday, 18 February 2008 09:01 (seventeen years ago)

and do they call it their BIG HOOS

― deej, Monday, 18 February 2008 09:01 (seventeen years ago)

I've lost a lot of respect for dicks during this 'viagra' era.

― nicky lo-fi, Monday, 18 February 2008 11:49 (seventeen years ago)

you think rather highly of yourself retard.

-- Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Saturday, 5 July 2003 12:46

^ hey look it's a funny

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 18 February 2008 14:47 (seventeen years ago)

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