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I cannot believe the stupidity of some people I work with. I mean seriously, this stuff is practically "chicks with dicks." Saved. On. The. Network.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 7 July 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

HELLO HR

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 7 July 2003 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I was the guy who discovered the p0rn that got a guy almost fired from my office. They just took away his internet access altogether.

Of course, he actually was fired a couple weeks later when he was groping some of the younger hotties that work here...

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 7 July 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

(That is to say, I discovered it saved to his computer...)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 7 July 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

sounds like Luna's in for a promotion. Congrats, you deserve it.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 7 July 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

LIKELY STORY

("Dude, just click on whitehouse.com. Trust me.")

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 7 July 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

(My post goes with Nick's, you know.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 7 July 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

dud that he was using his work computer

classic if it's people he (or you) actually know. that'd rock!

― JasonD (JasonD), Monday, 7 July 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

(hey, there are some hot interns working at the whitehouse.com

― JasonD (JasonD), Monday, 7 July 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

He's one of the partners in the firm, so he's not getting fired anytime soon. He has a cabinet full of these same kinds of pics in magazine form (you know, the ones that don't even bother with the pretense of 'articles') and I only know that because the damned thing fell over in the earthquake in '94 and they all spilled out - guess who got the job of putting his office back together? I think everyone knows about it, but they all look the other way (as they do with his smoking in the office) because "ah well, that's Bob for ya..."

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 7 July 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Be funnier if his name was Dick or Peter, but anyway.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 July 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha this happened to me. I found some nudey amateur pics in this colleague of mine's personal folder on the network. on the advice of stevem, I added a picture of a stern bishop to his collection.

― j0e (j0e), Monday, 7 July 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Be funnier if his name was Dick or Peter, but anyway.

...or Dirty McPornAddict even!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 7 July 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

OHMYGOD Luna you have to find frowning pictures of clergymen and slip them into that folder!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 7 July 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm on it.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 7 July 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

http://mingo.info-science.uiowa.edu/~elmborg/foundations/pages/wk04

How about her? Not exactly clergy, but it would be a surprise, for sure.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 7 July 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

aw crap

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 7 July 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

"Oh my! It's a little red X! PHWOAR!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 7 July 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

hush you - I'm lookin'

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 7 July 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

or you could just add some pictures of farmyard animals

― j0e (j0e), Monday, 7 July 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Classic. Before we got internet access I used to waste time at work by looking through people's nettwerk folders for interesting things. I found things like employee disiplinary records, salary records, porno (of course), email archives, etc etc. Now I just waste time here.

I don't see why anyone would want to look at porno at work. You just get yourself worked up with hours and hours until you could do something about it.

― fletrejet, Monday, 7 July 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't see why anyone would want to look at porno at work. You just get yourself worked up with hours and hours until you could do something about it.

Talk about questions that answer themselves!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 7 July 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.garlicnews.com/images/caption-julya.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 7 July 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mayoclinic.org/about/images/nuns.jpg http://www.robodock.org/robopix/optreden/nuns.jpg

"We're very disappointed in you, R0bert."
"You hold him, we have guns!

Man, I amuse me.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 7 July 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/world/9912/belgium.royal.wedding/priest.08.jpg

http://www.ikarus.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/nun.jpg

― j0e (j0e), Monday, 7 July 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I fear he may enjoy that one a little too much.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.anglicancommunion.org/acns/special/abc104/104g.jpg

― Ed (dali), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

why does he look so.. tiny?

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Words no guy ever wants to hear.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

In that case, I'd have said 'it', not 'he'.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I think its his mighty staff.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, knowing how some guys like to name said object and pretend it's some other person...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

That's the most ornate dildo I've ever seen.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned refers to his as 'the little bishop'.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, 'archbishop'.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.artscc.org/iron/pictures/tetzel.jpg
http://www.khm.at/khm/data/page848/image1.x300.jpg

― Ed (dali), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Why is that? Why do men name their penises? No women I know have ever named their genitalia (though there are the few who name their boobs) - but why? WHY?

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

And of course N. calls his a 'memory stick.'

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

is it still called a dildo if it only goes up young male asses?

― oops (Oops), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I am too freaked out by the crazy version of me as a monk to answer Luna's question.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Luna's question IS a good one and probably deserves its own thread. I have never named mine and figure anyone who did was completely nuts.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Well get unfreaked, because I WANT ANSWERS.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Now I'd try to answer Luna's question but Ned has just felled me with a gorgeous double-entendre.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

It's all in the manner of how you say it, Dan. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I think you're making up excuses because you don't know. I have started a thread. Get on up.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it's a myth, and people heard about other people naming their penis and thought 'hey, i wanna be a goofy, interesting person who has a name for their penis too'.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

That certainly doesn't make anyone 'interesting', so much as 'weird'.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

tomato tomahto

― oops (Oops), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

'harmless fun'/'psychotic behavior'

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"Well, if you had only applied for a job at a porn studio, you wouldn't have to feel so bloody awkward, now, wouldn't you???"

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

You make a good point.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 7 July 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Getting back to the original question, what's the good of being the boss if you can't completely abuse the company's time and facilities?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 7 July 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

oh I think he's abusing more than company time

― j0e (j0e), Monday, 7 July 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, but we are all allowed self abuse. It's just that it's on company time that makes it special.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 7 July 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely it's "tomahto tomaeto".

― Cozen (Cozen), Monday, 7 July 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not in favour of men wanking at their desks. If they have a laptop then that's maybe a different matter.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 7 July 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

What's different in wanking at your desk over a laptop?

― Cozen (Cozen), Monday, 7 July 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

More sprayback?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 7 July 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not in favour of men wanking at their desks. If they have a laptop then that's maybe a different matter.

That is the most elitest comment I've ever known you to make.

(Do you think he was tuend on by using the nipple?)

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 7 July 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

That is the most elitest comment I've ever known you to make

i call it sheer cocknockrockism

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 7 July 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I only said 'maybe'. It's a grey area.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 7 July 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

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