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― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

we did this before, but not with steve as our host

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

It would be even better with Donnie Most.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Now every post will rhyme the same exactly way, you stale piece 'o toast.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

exact.. not exactly.. says I who typos the most.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

but what if it doesn't exactly rhyme but just comes really close?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Remember that sitcom with John Ritter and Markie Post.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

FUCK YOU ALL IN THE MOUTHost

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

these rhymes are wack...it's like Vanilla Ice had died and this thread is his ghost

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like to drink milk, but I'm intolerant to lactose

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

i own an island, its just off the coast

of costa rica, allow me to boast

i've managed to recreate dinosaurs, most

of whom are female to prevent mating which would ruin jurassic parks appeal

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

why give me that club, is that a baby seal

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Ronan in Kool Keith meets Yoda wild flow-rockin' shockah with zeal!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

now everybody chill and relax every muscle in your body and turn into a big puddle of flesh on the floor like you was all baby calfs about to become veal

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

top it with mango chutney, serve it with quinoa, and that's a tasty meal

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

don't make me come over there and get all up inside your deal

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Like Jehovah's Witnesses with their sects appeal

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I like to move it move it, like reel 2 reel

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

FUCK YOU ALL IN THE MOUTHeel

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey was that Ally McBeal

(from that lawyer show)?

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Show. Show.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

our friend daniel perry has a fetish for eel

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Just 'cause she dances go-go that don't make her a ho, no.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Dudeman, Colin...way to go!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh

― Beyonce. (Ronan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh no! i didnt think this thread through! Oh no!

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Ono and Bono are liked by Geir Hongro

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Um Bongo Um Bongo they drink it in de congo

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

FUCK YOU ALL IN THE MOUTHongo

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Today I went to the library. Oh
and I picked up a digital video, yo,
of someone that most of us listen to, so
I'll tell you the name: Best of Dave Bo

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

wie

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

FUCK YOU ALL IN THE MOUTHie

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Phony ass gangstas are all gonna die.

― Rockist Scientist, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

thats die in the German sense, meaning 'the' i see

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my! I can't tell if this should rhyme with die
Or pie or shy or lie,
Or if it should be much colser to me,
or sea or tea or bee.

Fuck.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

my flow is sporadic, like releases by Morrissey

Fuck.

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

yeeeeee

cleverer than me

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, that's great and all, but DO YOU SEE!?!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

so we're still on the 'ee', i hope this is okee

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

whatever happened to DC Lee?

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

hey steve can you remember where you downloaded what is the problem by grafitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

im sorry to ask but i lost your cd

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

ronan fitzgerald you'll go down in histry

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

as for why i dont know its a real mystery

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

The Greatest American Hero was Ralph Hinckley
Whoooo could it beeeee
Believe it or not it's just
him.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

D C Lee-eeeeeee?

She left her kids on Paul Weller's knee

And started another family

With Moonface from the Family Tree

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Hasn't the rhyme scheme changed already? If not, I'm out of luck.

― Prude (Prude), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

RHYME SCHEME CAN SUCK A FUCK

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

what the hell is wrong with you people? i'll fix this thread if you give me a duck

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Rub rub rub-a-duck

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

like Chuck & Buck?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

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who's the snitch who told mitch?
this thread should've died

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 06:59 (twenty-two years ago)

but then I would've cried!

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:09 (twenty-two years ago)

The tragedy of that cannot be denied.

― cis (cis), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:23 (twenty-two years ago)

A new end is supplied...

With a large sign in orange!

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:25 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread's off its doorhinge!

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:29 (twenty-two years ago)

If this thread gets back off the floor, whinge!

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I need to throw up after that Dinty Moore binge.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel a bit sick since I used that dirty old whore's syringe...

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:39 (twenty-two years ago)

dermabrasion gave me a pore singe

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:40 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread makes me want to read William Inge.

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:43 (twenty-two years ago)

or buy a surrey with a fringe

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Tennessee Williams or Inge?

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sitting here playing with my minge.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I prefer when Sean Connery Shingsh...

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:48 (twenty-two years ago)

theshe are a few of my favorite thingsh

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Matt DC's post makes me cringe.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 07:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Nobody's mentioned the Irish writer JM Synge.

So while we're talking Irish writers, in a change of rhyme similar to Kate's
I'll mention Yeats.

― dave q, Wednesday, 9 July 2003 08:43 (twenty-two years ago)

nothing he wrote grates

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

synge rhymes with sing, whereas yeats rhymes with hates.

― angela (angela), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 09:26 (twenty-two years ago)

IF anyone starts with that Michael Hutchence Mate/Eight/Kate rap, then I will severaly BERATE

Them.

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 09:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Ahem?

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 09:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Clearing phlegm?

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 09:33 (twenty-two years ago)

....it's a sign of a medical problem

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 09:36 (twenty-two years ago)

...in your pudendum

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 10:07 (twenty-two years ago)

That's pudenda; you wrote the end dumb.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 10:39 (twenty-two years ago)

one is plural of the other, is your brain as big as your thumb?

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 10:41 (twenty-two years ago)

as for the euro, i demand a referendum

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 10:43 (twenty-two years ago)

(i do not really mean that, colin, chum.)

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 10:45 (twenty-two years ago)

You've made me cry; I'm telling my mum.
Or dad.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 10:54 (twenty-two years ago)

And that would be BAD!!!

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 10:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Good bad.

But not evil!

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 10:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Like Evel Knievel!

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:08 (twenty-two years ago)

would you mind looking after my pet weevil?

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:12 (twenty-two years ago)

(If you don't look after it, dammit, then Steve will...)

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:14 (twenty-two years ago)

FUCK YOU ALL IN THE MOUTHill

(Perry's back and he's bringin' it strong!)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 12:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Mouth-ill doesn't rhyme with Steve will, you know that you're wrong!

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

oh look, Perry's back and he's wearing a thong

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 12:30 (twenty-two years ago)

he thinks he's Sisqo, singing that song

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)

My god, my eyes have gone blind from the thought of that schlong!

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

as we mockneys say, its all gone a bit Pete

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Those Essential New Tunes can't be beat

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Without the thought of Perry's ass, my life was complete.

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

FEEL MY PERFECT ASS; ISN'T IT NEAT?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

no, just like any other piece of meat!

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

in fact surprisingly petite

― angela (angela), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Looks like the one from him out of Sweet.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)

or was him out of Mud, who did Tiger Feet?

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

eleven years pass...

11 years will pass till that rhyme is complete.

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:34 (eleven years ago)

says a lyric in a verse by the foxes fleet

― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:35 (eleven years ago)

post here to get FP'd

― Chimp Arsons, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:38 (eleven years ago)

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