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What was the last piece of tat you bought? Who for? Why? C or D?

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't buy tat.

― Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought that was the point of Tat. That you never bought it yourself, other people bought it for you!

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes but somebody must be buying it!

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Usually elderly relatives who have houses stuffed full of glass cats!

HSA and his mum were sorting out some of his stuff that is still in his flat. He pulled out a particularly ugly vase, still in its box, and asked her "why on earth did you buy this?" She shrugged and said "I didn't someone else gave it to me." He said "For gods sake, throw it out, then." She said "No, I'll keep it, and pass it off as a gift to someone else."

So tat never actually comes from anywhere, it is just endlessly recycled round and around!

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm ashamed to say that I have received several candidates for a tat prize from Matt's parents. They are lovely people... but really, why would I or anyone on god's earth need a 'travel candle holder' in antique-style silver?

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:31 (twenty-two years ago)

To hold candles whilst you're travelling, of course!

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:33 (twenty-two years ago)

have you ever bought Tatler?

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I bought a microscope for £1 at a Brighton car boot sale. It is all scratched, the mechanism is broken and there are no slides. I think this counts.

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:38 (twenty-two years ago)

It would count if it was a ceramic microscope lovingly crafted to commemmorate the 100th anniversary of the discovery of penicillin, Marc. Otherwise I'm not sure.

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Who am I, Wee Willy Winkie?

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

If that counts, then all of HSA's oscillators and oscilloscopes (the ones that are purely for decorative reasons, not the ones that he actually makes art out of) count!

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you wear one of those night-hoods with a long dangling tassle on it?
Do you run around outside in your pyjamas?

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Can you still get those night-hoods I wonder?

Can you get them embroidered with a picture showing the deep nobility of the American Indian?

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:43 (twenty-two years ago)

What about collectibles such as commemorative teaspoons and thimbles?

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:45 (twenty-two years ago)

googling wee willie winkie takes you to the tat muthalode:

http://www.theteddiestrader.com/ct-images/ct2002/June2002/NR-weewillie.jpg

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:46 (twenty-two years ago)

See, now a sturdy, useful LANTERN is not tat. Though that bear does look eerily like me...

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Ware the wedding present tat for tis the worst tat of all. Especially if you have relatives who think you like "ethnic" things. We got an ethnic envelope opener.

― Sam (chirombo), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:50 (twenty-two years ago)

This really ugly ceramic candy dish with roses and ribbons and stuff on it.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Hehe there were two little china monstrosities like that on the landing of our old flats, just outside our door, and we never worked out who they belonged to if anyone. So we never got rid of them, even though I felt physically sick every time I walked past.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 11:58 (twenty-two years ago)

The worst piece of tat I ever bought was in a pound shop. There were these horribly caricatured ceramics of minstrels - one with a banjo, one with a mic, a couple of others. They really were horrendous. I picked up the microphone one and was going "Oh my God look at this" to my friend and I dropped it. Its toe fell off so I had to pay for it. I kept it hidden at the back of my sock drawer as a warning not to trifle with pound shops in future.

Generally I have no problem with tat though.

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 12:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Hehe there were two little china monstrosities like that on the landing of our old flats, just outside our door, and we never worked out who they belonged to if anyone.

Probably previous residents had abandoned them.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh, what precisely IS "tat"? I tried to figure it out from context and came up with "knick-knacks" but when talk of bed clothing came into it I was lost again. To me, "tat" = "tattoo".

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Tat -

- anything created solely to be purchased by tourists

- 95% of ornaments

- 99.9% of 'conversation pieces'

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a beige plastic ashtray with a little red car glued to the edge of it. It was a present from an idiot aunt. It's as tat as tat gets.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a Santa-shaped candle holder. My mother-in-law apparently brought it back from Cyprus last summer. I mean, Cyprus? Summer? Santa? WTF?

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Tom, I don't have any, could I offer you some tit in exchange?

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

DAMMIT PEOPLE ARE FILLING MY NICHE

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

As if.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I think most people are willing to poke a toe in the pool of depravity that is Dan Perry, but few are willing to immerse themselves fully. It's all you, baby.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

It all comes down to how deep you want to go and what you want to do when you're there.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought this was another tattoo thread. I'm sorely disappointed.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cirrusgallery.com/cirruspics/raggett-02_full.jpg

― Dada, Thursday, 10 July 2003 00:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Can we get back to poking things in Dan's niche, please?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 10 July 2003 10:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Ow! *giggle*

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 July 2003 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)

why is that man wearing an enormous oven glove?

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 10 July 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

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